Freaky Poptart's Meme Obsession

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2009-07-28T07:17:00.006-05:00

Manic Monday #177
What is one thing that you would change about yourself if you could?
Physically? Can I puhlease have a smaller ass?

Name three exotic countries you would like to visit:
Tahiti, Egypt, New Zealand

What do you think the secret to life is?
Sex, booze, and a willing accomplice!

Tuesday Tunes: Week 94
Answer The Following: (feel free to elaborate on your answers)

Best concert: Bon Jovi - all!
Song you can listen to over and over and not get tired of: Whiskey in the Jar
Band/artist you never thought you'd like but you do: Metallica
Worst movie music soundtrack or score: Dirty Dancing and Xanadu come to mind.
A song you wish wouldn't get stuck in your head but always does: Tubthumping...'I get knocked down, but I get up again...'

Poptart is Back!

2009-07-27T10:09:00.002-05:00

And what better way to mark my return than to do Sunday Stealing on Monday! WoOt!!

1. Who was your FIRST date? Kevin. A date put together by our parents. Humiliating!

2. Do you still talk to your FIRST love? I live with him. Sometimes I talk to him, sometimes I don't. *giggle*

3. What was your FIRST alcoholic drink? I was the little kid at my parent's parties drinking the last little bit out of the bottom of everyone's glasses. Beer, vodka, whiskey. I honestly don't remember my first drink.

4. What was your FIRST job? Babysitter to 3 awfully mannered kids.

5. What was your FIRST car? '78 Vega.

6. Where did you go on your FIRST ride on an airplane? I'm a flight virgin. Or scaredy cat. Take your pick.

7. Who was your FIRST best friend & do you still talk? My cousins, the twinsies. And yes, we still talk. T just got married this month!

8. Whose wedding did you attend the FIRST time? I was the flower girl for both of my older sisters' first weddings.

9. Tell us about your FIRST roommate. Which one? J was pregnant, hormonal, and lazy. L was a neat freak and picky.

10. If you had one wish, what would it be (other than more wishes)? A weekend alone with The Man. Pretty, pretty please!

11. What is something you would learn if you had the chance? How to read minds. Or how to levitate. That would be neat. HA!

12. Did you marry the FIRST person you were in love with? I didn't think so at the time. I thought I had been in love a couple times before. Silly teenager!

13. What were the first lessons you ever took and why? Swimming lessons. I was drawn to water and had no fear. It scared my Mom to death. She made sure I got lessons very young.

14. What is the first thing you do when you get home? Open the door? :)

Sorry for the extended absence. Not sure if anyone will remember me or read this. It's all for fun and relaxation anyway. If I make a few friends along the way, all the better.

Hiatus...

2009-01-22T07:22:00.002-06:00

Yep, Poptart is taking a hiatus. Nothing newsworthy. I'm just being my fickle self.

Another day another few(hundred) brain cells...

2009-01-18T07:51:00.003-06:00

We didn't make the movie yesterday. Oh well. Paul Blart: Mall Cop will have to wait. :)
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Sunday Stealing: The Cannon Fodder Meme

1. Is there someone you'd like to be kissing right now? I can think of a few someones.

2. When you're being extremely quiet, what does it mean? I'm reading, concentrating on what I'm doing, or you've pissed me off and I need time to myself. I'm not 'extremely quiet' even when I sleep. I'm a sleep talker.

3. What are you listening to right now? 'Fluff' by Black Sabbath, the kids playing around in the living room, tennis balls being bounced, and various other noises. Ohhh, now 'Mercy, Mercy Me' by Marvin Gaye is playing.

4. Are you a big fan of thunderstorms? I like 'em. They make me want to climb in between the sheets and...

5. Do you believe in perfect? HAHAHA!! Yeah, riiiight. Anyone looking for perfection will be sorely disappointed.

6. Are you a jealous person? I'm many things, but jealous isn't one of them. I'd rather expend my energy on other, more positive feelings.

7. What was the first thing you thought this morning? Grab the camera! Don't ask. ;)

8. What do you think about when you are falling asleep? Ummm, going to sleep?

9. Are you satisfied with what you have in life? I'm a girl. I always want more. But yes, I am satisfied with what I have. I have a great life!

10. Do people ever think that you're either older or younger than you actually are?
From the ages of 12-21, I got the 'you look older' crap. Now? I'm still getting the 'you look younger' crap. I think I look like a woman in her 40s. *shrug*

11. Do you think men truly understand women? Nobody understands women.

12. How about women understanding men? Give them space and lots of sex and they're good. Am I close?

13. Did anybody ever call you handsome or beautiful? Duh. Everybody on Earth gets called one or the other by their Mom, right? If others think so too, good for you.

14. What is one fact about the last person that called you? She'll be graduating from MTSU with a degree in Finance this year.

15. Other than your current one, what’s the longest relationship you have had? My longest relationship with a guy before The Man came along was 13 months. It lasted 10 months longer than it should have.

Sunday Seven
THIS WEEK’S QUESTION:
Name up to seven perfume or cologne scents you have worn and like.
1. Obsession
2. Lucky No. 6
3. U Rock - A knock off of Ralph(Lauren) Rocks
4. Happy
5. Vanilla Noir body splash
6. Red
7. Aspen for Women

Unconscious Mutterings
Arrival :: Departure

Vomit :: Puke(lovely)

Fit :: ...and Fabulous!

Stutter :: Do I...

Lifestream :: ...sounds like an analogy for aging.

Tread :: Tires

Desire :: Lust

Freezing :: COLD!

Permit :: Allow

Crinkle :: Cut fries

Like, it's Saturday and I'm like going out like...

2009-01-17T10:17:00.003-06:00

Not much time today. We're taking the kids to a movie - Paul Blart: Mall Cop. The Man and I will then hand them over to Music Girl and she's going to take them shopping for shoes. She said something about Crocs. The Man and I will head to the Big City to do some shopping of our own.

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Saturday 9: The First Apartment

1. Where had you moved from? I moved out of my Mom's house about 20 miles away.

2. Describe your first apartment. It was a second floor, 2 bedroom, 1 bath apartment. As you open the door, the living room was right there. The kitchen was off to the right. Walk by the kitchen and you enter the hallway. Bathroom was the first door on the right. Directly across was the linen closet. Second door on the right was my bedroom. Right across from mine was my roommates bedroom. There was always someone sleeping on the couch in the living room. Always.

3. How old were you when you had your apartment? I was a couple of months into being 18.

4. Did you have roommates? If yes, tell us more. Lynn was my roommate. We worked together. We never really were friends or hung out. We both worked too much.

5. What was your place of employment then? I was a waitress/hostess at a restaurant and a lifeguard at the local community center.

6. How were you finances at the time? I always had money to pay the bills and do what I wanted - plus go to college. I made sure to put back XX amount of $$ every week for bills and emergency cash and the rest, I spent on whatever.

7. Tell us about a lover who spent a night there. He was a fireman. That is all. ;)

8. Tell us about a band you listen to then. (You can cheat. Look it up.) Journey, Def Leppard, Scorpions, Motley Crue, Ratt, Bon Jovi...
What do you want to know about 'em?

9. How long did you live there and why did you move from there? I lived there for 8 months. Moved out because one of the people that was always on the couch decided she would stay indefinitely - with her newborn. What was I going to do, kick her out? I didn't have the heart. Lynn didn't either. I decided to go.

Saturday Six
1. What commonly-used word in speech annoys you the most? When did you hear it last used? People who like use the word 'like' in sentences like all the time. I hear it ALL the time. Other than that, I can't think of an annoying word.

2. Which commonly-used word annoys you the most when you hear it mispronounced? What’s the most common mispronunciation you hear for this word? It's 'ask' people - not 'aks' or 'ax'.

3. Which word(s) do you wish people would use more often? Yes. Please. Thank you. You've just won $100 million.

4. Take the quiz: What’s Your Word?

Your Word is "Peace"

You see life as precious, and you wish everyone was safe, happy, and taken care of.

Social justice, human rights, and peace for all nations are all important to you.

While you can't stop war, you try to be as calm and compassionate as possible in your everyday life.

You promote harmony and cooperation. You're always willing to meet someone a little more than halfway.

What's Your Word?

5. Which internet expression or abbreviation do you use most often? I'm a fan of this guy ;). I like to wink, I guess. I also enjoy putting words between **. *grin*

6. Which internet expression or abbreviation would you most like to see disappear forever? I'm not into the lingo where numbers are used instead of letters - l8r for later, 2nite for tonight.

TGIF - or is it?

2009-01-16T09:58:00.004-06:00

School's out because it's just too damn cold for the kids to go. Riiight. The board just wanted a 4 day weekend since they're also out Monday for MLK Day. Shit. I walked to and from school in worse weather than this. I guess my generation was less precious or something. Hyper Boy has been saying all week it was too cold to go to school and I'd tell him, 'We don't close school here because it's too cold.' Now I'm a liar. Thanks ~~asshats~~ board. Enjoy your long weekend. It's not like you just had a 2½ week vacay 2 weeks ago.

I'm not bitter. Really. hehehe
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Friday Fill In
1. Enough with the freaking cold weather already. And closing school because of it. @!#$&*!(Okay. I'm done ranting about it. Promise.)

2. Choosing what kind of bra(demi, push up, plunge, shelf, etc) causes me to be conflicted on a daily basis.(Not really, but that's all I could come up with. Heh.)

3. I've been craving a good size sausage. *grin*

4. Dwight and Andy on The Office makes me laugh.

5. I wish I could go to Hedonism II with Bud next week.

6. Anything and everything naughty has been on my mind lately.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to the 'dry spell' being over(It's been 30 hrs, but who's counting?), tomorrow my plans include shopping(of course) and Sunday, I want to go to Camino for nachos!

Friday 5: Wind
Among your friends, who could be blown over by a strong wind? Bones.
What’s something in your house you occasionally wind? Various musical Christmas decorations that have, thankfully, been put away.
Is there some significant gossip you’ve recently gotten wind of? I've always got 'significant gossip' to pass on or keep to myself.
Where is the windiest place you’ve ever been? Chicago. Duh.
What do you do, on a typical day, to unwind? Sex. Maybe that's why I'm so wound up today. Huh.

Sweet Memes
What vehicle do you drive? She's a pretty, red, American-made machine.

What was the gas price last time you filled up? I filled up yesterday for $1.56/gallon.

What is your job title? Boss Lady.

Do you live in an apartment? Nope. I'm a house dweller.

Is your bed made right now? Yes. I'm a bit anal about making the bed every morning.

Would you say you are independent? In some ways I have to be. In others, not so much. I'm a good mixture - not too needy, not too 'feministic'.

Do any of your friends annoy the crap out of you? I have a friend who has had car issues for many months now. She calls me all the freaking time complaining about it. It's annoying when she calls to bitch and not just talk/chat.

What last made you cry? I got my finger caught in a device at work last week. No one saw and I was able to get it out myself, but I did shed a few tears. Damn, it hurt!

Who is the last person you saw crying? Movie Girl.

Are you religious? Nope.

Do you like what you see when you are naked? There are still improvements to be made, but I do like what I see.

Do you read celebrity gossip magazines? Is People considered a gossip magazine. If so, then yes, occasionally.

Last time you washed your car? Without the help of an automated system? Years.

When you are home alone what do you do for entertainment? Surf ~~for porn~~ the 'net, memes, watch P/DVR'd shows, and select a toy from the toy box.

Look in the mirror. What do you see? Me. Geez.

Ever been shot at? Not on purpose.

Do you ever count down the days or months until your next birthday? Hyper Boy does that for me.

Incidentally, how old will you be? 43

Anything particular on your birthday/Christmas list? More giftcards.

C'mon, give us a clue as to who that special person is. I have no idea who you're talking about. :0

You reading any good books lately? Surprisingly, I haven't picked up a book in a few weeks.

Do/did your parents want you to take up something you've never had any interest in? Dad wanted me to take up Law. I don't think so!

If you're eating at a friend's house and they serve you food you don't like, do you try it to be polite? It depends on the friend. Some I can say, 'Yuck, get me a burger' and others I wouldn't dare.

If I gave you a piece of paper, what would you do with it? Smash it into a ball and throw it at your head. That's fun.

Thursday already?

2009-01-15T07:49:00.006-06:00

Hey everybody. I've been missing in so many of y'alls comment boxes lately. I apologize. I think Obama's first action as President should be to give Poptart more time in the day. Yeah, see how selfish I can be? Put my wants/needs ahead of the economy and the mess in Iraq and the stupid 'bail outs'. Not to mention those silly stimulus packages.

So on with the real important stuff - memes. ;)
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Thursday Thunks
1. Whats the coldest temps you've experienced? Nothing under 0°F, but close.
2. Whats for dinner tonight? Veal parmigiana and salad.
3. Would you consider this job in Australia? What and leave a job that I get so much pleasure complaining about the absurd early hours? Are you crazy?!
4. What was your favorite subject in high school? Advanced Biology, History, Accounting...
5. How many hours a day is your tv on? I have one on almost all the time. I need noise.
6. Have you ever received an award? Not as many as I deserve. *smirk*
7. Whats your mousepad look like? Touchpad here. Laptop.
8. Do you think Bud should do the Thursday Thunk meme? Only if he wants to. Bud, what say you?
9. How many browser tabs do you have open right now? Only 3, surprisingly.
10. If you are a parent, have you or did you ever put Vicks VapoRub on your children under the age of 2? Under 2, no - 5 and up, yes. And only a handful of times.
11. If you had to pick one insect to infest your house for 1 day and after that day they would just suddenly vanish, which insect infestation would you pick? Our only problem is the little black ants, so I'll choose them. Pesky, pesky.
12. What color is your underwear that you are wearing right at this moment? Hmmm, let's see...

13. What was the last think you watched on tv? I'm trying to pay attention to the recorded CSI:NY I have on now.
14. What are your plans for the 4th of July this year? Fireworks will definitely be apart of it, but I have no idea where I'll be. It's too early for me to plan something happening in July. Geez. ;)
15. Tell us about one absolutely wonderful thing that happened to you as a teenager and every time you think of it, it brings a smile to your face. One word - cornfield. Or is that 2? No matter. Still brings a BIG smile to my face.
16. What product could you sell someone based on your love for it?
I sell products I love every day, so I'll just sit this one out. I'm tired.

Sweet Memes
1. What is your favorite thing to eat for breakfast? Lately, bran flakes with skim milk and half a sliced banana or a couple small blueberry muffins with a little butter.

2. What is your least favorite piercing on others? Clit and penis piercings. Sorry, just don't see the appeal.

3. What do you wish you could change about yourself the most? I'm good.

4. How do you eat your eggs? Scrambled or hard boiled mostly. Over easy or omelets less so.

5. Milk, soy milk, or skim milk? Skim, fat free.

6. How old are you & how old do you wish you were? I have nothing against being 42. I think i'll stay here a couple more months. ;)

7. Are you registered to vote? Since the day I turned 18.

8. How do you get your caffeine? Diet Coke, chocolate, Diet Mtn Dew, Pepsi Max...

9. Any addictions? Shopping for lingerie, caffeine, memes...

10. How many pairs of boots do you own? I have 2, but MIL has about 10 pairs she's giving me. That woman has more shoes than she can ever care to wear.

11. What is your cell phone provider? AT&T.

12. Have you ever had braces? No.

13. What is your major? Life. In college, Business, Business Admin., and Accounting.

14. Where do you get your fashion inspiration? If I try it on and I like it, it's mine. What other inspiration do I need?

15. If you could move to anywhere in the world next week, where would you move? This is repetitive...Colorado.

16. What is the longest plane ride you've ever been on? None. I've yet to stay on a plane long enough for it to take off.

17. Any hidden talents? Many.

18. Any near death experiences? I almost drowned once. And then there was childbirth where I wanted to die. Thank goodness for epidurals.

19. How many car accidents have you been in? A few. Only one was really bad - ambulance, hospital, pain.

20. How many dead bodies have you seen? More than 20 and less than 50. I have no idea.

21. Weirdest pet you've ever owned? The Man insisted on fish for years. I still say they are NOT pets. Other than that, I've only had dogs, cats, and hamsters. Not weird.

22. What are you most afraid of? Failure. I don't like it, especially from myself.

23. Have you ever seen the ocean? Yes, many many times.

24. Have you ever flown a kite? Yeah, but they never fly like the ones in the movies. Heh.

25. Who was your first friend? The Twinsies were 3 months old when I was born. We've been together ever since. It's always been a Poptart sandwich with us.
Shut up.

Wednesday - as if you didn't know

2009-01-14T10:23:00.004-06:00

Happy Hump Day!
The Man's dentist visit went pretty well yesterday. He will need 2 teeth pulled. The Dr. gave him a 'script for antibiotics and was wanting to give him one for painkillers, but The Man said no. The Man is like that. Won't drink. Won't take anything stronger than Aleve.

Something surprising after his visit when he was paying, the office manager said she believes we'll be covered for anything and everything 100% - for the whole family. Even Joker's braces!! She looked at when we started our coverage and her and The Man got to talking and he does remember after a certain period we should be totally covered, but he didn't realize the time was now. We just need to confirm with the insurance. The office manager didn't get through to the insurance before we left, but she's sure of it. The Man is calling today to double check.

So, me no pouty anymore. ;)

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Wednesday Weirdness #38: Hypothetical!
Questions by: Bella Dreamer with help from Amorous Rocker & Carrying Me Away

These questions are all hypothetical scenarios. Read along and have fun! ANSWER HONESTLY!

1- Times are hard and you get laid off. You turn to the adult entertainment industry and decide to get into sexing it up on camera. You're now a porn star. Even though you now do porn for a living, you still hold on to a little moral, ethics and dignity. What are 3 things, sexually, that you rule out as absolutely not happenings no matter the amount of money?
Easy. Animals, 'elimination' play, and especially painful brutality.

2- Pretend you spent a busy day running errands and come home in the afternoon when no one else is home. You come in, sit things down and head to the kitchen. You find a dead body laying in the kitchen floor. What would you do?
Poke it with billiard stick. If it doesn't move, call 911. If it does, run! Someone else would surely call 911 after hearing my screams. Maybe.

3- After some extensive testing, scientists found out you have a special supernatural skill that could be put to use to save 20,000 men and women all over the world. The only catch is after you use it, you will die. If you don't use it, 30,000 people will die but you'll still be alive and won't suffer any illness or strange side effects of your special supernatural skill. Are you willing to sacrifice your life for 20,000 people?
Sorry, but I'm a selfish bitch and want to live.

4- You are at a concert. A fight breaks out and the person in front of you gets hit by the person beside you. They turn around and think it's you and no amount of reasoning will convince them otherwise. They are taller by several inches and outweigh you by around 50 pounds. You are about to get punched and possibly manhandled. How do you get out of it and avoid injury?
If it's a man, I'll go for the groin. A woman, the face. Don't mess with me.

5- You're having a dinner party with your close friends. One close friend asks if it is fine if they bring a date along. You ask your friend if their date is someone they trust to act well mannered and respectful to others. Your friend sings the praises of their date and you agree to let them bring their date to the dinner party. Once there, their date turns out to be crude, obnoxious, disrespectful and all around a real vile ass to be around. Do you tough it out and later apologize to your other guests? Pull your friend aside and tell them to reign in their date? Confront the friends date about their vile behavior?
I would have absolutely no problem showing someone like that the door. And my friend would get an earful too.

6- You go to the grocery store and bump carts with a woman. She gets angry and chants at you in gibberish. She smiles, informing you that she has cursed you to never have sex again unless you pay for it. You roll your eyes and walk off. 2 years later and you haven't had any sexual contact with another person since that day. Do you start paying for sex or just never have sexual contact with another person again?
Hahaha! Riiight. I'm a woman. Getting a man to have sex with me is not a problem. Ummm, is that a bit arrogant to say?

7- Your really good friend is going to their grandmother's house for dinner and invites you along. You make sure it is fine with their grandmother and she says to come along if you like, she has made more than enough food to feed you too. You go. While there, you accidentally break something extremely valuable to your friends grandmother. Do you hide it and pretend nothing every happened or come clean?
I apologize profusely and offer to replace it or pay for it. Geez.

TMI Tuesday #169
1. On a scale of 1-10, how satisfied are you with your sex life?
I'll give it a solid 8. I get plenty. I give a lot. I can't complain about the quality- too much(heh). But there's always more to experience.
2. If someone shoves you up against a wall while kissing you, your reaction is?
Wrap my legs around them, run my fingers through their hair, and hang on!
3. What is the most romantic thing anyone has ever done or said to you?
Yes.
4. Where is the most unusual place you have ever had sex?
Various public places. I'll leave it to your imagination.
5. How do you liked to be kissed?
I don't like pecks. I'm not a chicken. Anything else is good. There are certain kinds of kisses that make my knees go weak. ;)

Bonus (as in optional):Most embarrassing sexual moment?
Oh no you don't. I'm not telling any of those stories here. hehehe

Mouthy...

2009-01-13T09:52:00.002-06:00

The Man has a dentist appointment today. He's had a tooth ache that comes and goes and it comes more than goes now. Did that make any sense? I'll be dropping him off and going shopping. One of my favorite clothing places is 2 doors down from the dentist. I still have a few $$ on my giftcard, so no out-of-pocket $$ will be spent. I'm trying to mind the budget. Trying.

Back to the dental stuff though. I know the dentist is going to find other things wrong with The Man's teeth/mouth. I just know it. So, the $$ we were going to put towards my dental issues will now go towards his. In part, I'm a little relieved. And in part, I'm a bit pouty. Yes, I get pouty. Shut up. I just want to get this done and over with. Oh well, I guess we'll see what happens at his appointment. Right now, I just want him pain-free. I don't like him hurting and not being able to do a damn thing about it.

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Got this at Survey Machine

Ever fight in a church?
I've wanted to, but no. Have had heated 'discussions'. That was when I was a teenager though.

When was the last time someone said you were hot?
'Hot' is The Man's favorite word for me right now. I'm kind of missing 'sexy' and 'beautiful'.

When did you last lie with a straight face?
This morning. *smirk*

What is the most money you have spent on a gift?
A lot.

Ever taken pics you regret?
I have only regretted where they ended up.

Would you rather live in the country, city, or suburbs?
Country in the city limits - like we do now. Very nice.

Last time you were truly in love?
Now.

Ever take money from a stranger?
All the time at work.

Who is on your mind right now?
The Man because he is having dental issues.

Do you think piercings are sexy?
Not really.

Who did you last curse at?
I last cursed when the phone rang right after I got all comfy on the couch. It was Music Girl.

Do you donate blood?
I haven't lately.

Are you religious?
No.

Do you like your job?
Yes. Just wished the hours weren't so freaking early.

What is you're heritage?
Cherokee, Irish, German...

What is you're favorite kind of music?
Rock.

Are you healthy or do you have medical problems?
Healthy.

What was the last Youtube video you watched?
More than likely, a music video.

Do you have any ridiculous fears?
Well, I don't think they're ridiculous.

What is the most disgusting thing you have ever seen on the internet?
UGH! I don't even want to say.

What should you be doing right now?
Housework.

What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
Girly stuff - clothes, purses, make up, etc.

Do you regret doing anything over the last week?
No.

If you could have any type superpower what would it be?
I'll go with something different, the power to grant wishes.

Who will be the next president of the United States?
Obama, of course.

When did you last have a great kiss?
Saturday night. The Man has had a tooth ache since Sunday.

What was the last thing you purchased?
Groceries.

What are your current goals?
Save more $$.

Ever see the 2 girls 1 cup video?
Unfortunately, yes.

What so far is the single best moment of your life?
Moment? You've got to be kidding.

Do you watch the olympics?
I watch what I'm interested in.

What is your most favorite meal in the world?
Nachos. I'm a simple girl that way.

What do you think of guys that wear pink shirts?
I probably wouldn't even notice the color.

What is your favorite breed of dog?
Cocker Spaniel or German Shepherd.

Is there a celebrity that you dont understand why they're famous?
Got a few hours?

Do you dislike any celebrities?
A few on a personal level.

What do you think of dating someone you meet on the internet?
That's so yesterday.

Do you return purchases back to the store often?
Not very often.

Is there any TV shows you wish were still on the air?
Boston Legal. I already miss Jerry and Denny and Alan and Shirley and...

What is your favorite smell?
Sex and candy. ;)

How do you feel about the cost of college tuition?
Scholarships are a wonderful thing. And so are good jobs. Loans, not so much. Thank goodness I never had to get a student loan because of awesome scholarships and jobs. Go to a University you can afford. Don't put the burden of loans on yourself right out of the gate.

What hobby would people be suprised that you enjoy?
Porn. *snicker*

In the last year have you learned or improved on any skills?
I'm always learning and improving on something.

Are there "friends" in your life that you wish werent in your life?
None that I can think of.

Is there any accent that you find sexy?
Italian, Australian, some regional American English.

Do you prefer yellow or white gold?
I won't turn down either, but I do like yellow better.

Do you know what your birth flower is?
Daffodil.

Would others say you are open minded?
Oh gosh, yes.

Do you honestly consider yourself a good friend?
Most of the time.

Are you looking forward to anything that is happening in the next 24 hours?
Anxious about The Man's dentist appointment. Looking forward to it being over.

Have you ever set up friends and they ended up together long term?
No. I don't do that.

If you could have any person in the room with you right now who would it be?
The Man, preferably pain-free.

What were you doing right before you started this?
Exercising - elliptical and exercise ball.

Titles are silly...

2009-01-12T10:27:00.009-06:00

1. When I am alone with my thoughts, I tend to think about: Ummm, hello? I'm a wife, Mom and business owner. I'm never 'alone with my thoughts' - even in the bathroom. And when I am alone, I make it a point not to think too hard. My brain needs rest too.

2. If I could buy any house I wanted, the type and location would be: A homey cabin in Colorado.

3. There is one person in my life I have a love/hate
relationship with because: I can't trust them as far as I can throw them. I'm always on my guard with her.

4. I wish I could overcome my deepest fear which is:
Flying isn't my deepest fear, but I would like to
overcome it.

5. If I had to name one animal I am most like it is:
Snow Leopard.

6. The most cruel thing anyone could say about me: For someone to think I'm clueless upsets me. I love proving them wrong though.

7. My last really fun time was: Shopping Sunday. It's fun. It is!

8. The activity I most enjoy is: Loving, touching, squeezing...

9. The most inspiring thing I have ever seen is: going to happen next week.

10. You have the power to bring back one person from the dead. That person would be: Nobody, because I'm hoping they're in a better place. I wouldn't dare bring them back here. Nuh uh.

11. There is one thing in everyones life they wish they could do over. Mine is: on the basketball court circa 1980.

12. It bothers me, I need to come clean to someone
about this: I know what you're doing and I really don't
care that much. *shrug*

13. The thing about myself that I try to hide from others is: I'm really quite shy.

14. My worst experience on myspace was: I got nothing. I'm not an MSer.

15. My worst memory from childhood is: Not something I'll discuss here.

16. I consider my greatest accomplishment in life to be: Keeping it together like I do. ;)

17. Some people are openly sexual, some are reserved, and some just keep it private. I am: I'm pretty open. I'm not one to go into details here though.

18. I feel guilty about the way I've treated someone because: I played dirty.

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Manic Monday #150

If you were to name the most creative outlet that you have, what would it be? Shopping? I kid. It would have to be music.

What spot in your body would you say is the center of your emotional being? Ummm, that's pretty personal and it's also situational. I am an emotional person, but I'm emotionally diverse dependent on so many factors. My heart doesn't rule my emotions all the time. My brain doesn't rule my emotions all the time. My sexuality doesn't rule my emotions all the time. I really can't explain it any better than that. So, I'll say my emotional center is my stomach. *grin*

What do you think is the secret to a tranquil soul? Lots of sex. Duh!

Wouldn't you like to be a farter too?

2009-01-11T19:30:00.002-06:00

Joker: Here, let me pull your finger.
Mini Me: Ow! You pulled it too hard!!
Joker: Yeah, and you still didn't fart.
Mini Me: Shush!
Joker: Hey! Maybe since you're a girl, I have to pull your hair.
Mini Me: Okay, but not hard. And don't pull any of the pink parts.
Joker:*pulling hair* Nope. Still doesn't work.
Mini Me: I think you pulled a pink hair.

Mini Me comes in the kitchen and stands right behind me as I'm washing dinner dishes. I fart.

Mini Me: Mom! You farted! How did you do that? And you're sooooo gross!!
Me: It's a gift. Don't ever let anyone say your Mom doesn't have skills.

Mini Me rolls her eyes and stomps off.

Me: You better be glad you're so cute 'cause I should smack that ass you little eye roller.

Oh yeah, I'm sooooo going to win Mother of the Year.

Sunday Schmunday...

2009-01-11T07:46:00.004-06:00

I hate budget time. The Man never sees my side of why I need more 'stuff'. Oh well. Time to buckle down. Good bye new, silky, sexy unmentionables - for now. I did go on a farewell shopping trip yesterday. Shhhh!
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Sunday Stealing: The Hardest Meme Ever
1. What is the bravest thing that you feel you've ever done physically? I saved a life or two or maybe a few as a lifeguard in my other life milleniums ago. And then there is the birthing of children. I'm not sure if that's brave or crazy after the first one.

2. What is the bravest thing that you feel you've ever done emotionally? Trusting again after being totally crushed. And again, there's the loving of the children even after one tells you you look pregnant when you're not. UGH!

3. What one talent do you wish you had that you don't? Although some people *ahem* in my family believe me to be a mind reader, I am not. Give me some mind reading abilities, please.

4. If you had that talent what would you be doing with it? I would use it to my freaking advantage, of course!

5. We all have our reasons for blogging but what would be your ultimate goal for your blog or as a blogger? This blog is just for fun. Nothing more. You will not read anything too serious here. This is where I relax and de-stress.

6. What advice would you give a new blogger? Just do it! Whatever your 'it' is.

7. Who are you three favorite blogs to visit (Yes, you can have ties and name more than three.) Any of those listed under 'Blogs I Stalk'. Right over there ------>

8. You can trade lives with any one person for a month. Who would it be and why? For a whole month? No thanks. I might trade lives with Angelina Jolie for a day or two, but that's it. Hopefully, Brad would be around. ;)

9. There's a fire and your family is safe but you have the chance to save any one item from your house. What would it be and why? I'll be filling a suitcase with my drawers of bras and panties as the embers fall all around me. Oh, and my laptop. Heh.

10. You have the chance to go back in time and warn yourself before making a bad choice. What choice would it be and what would you tell yourself? Do NOT buy the blue dress for senior prom. It will get ripped. Buy the purple, more body-hugging dress. It won't get caught in something. *giggle*

Sunday Seven
THIS WEEK’S QUESTION:
Name your picks for the seven lousiest songs.
Achy Breaky Heart
Rico Suave
Ice, Ice Baby
Your Body is a Wonderland
Kokomo
Don't Worry Be Happy
Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go

Unconscious Mutterings

Resolution :: Determination

Break :: Fracture

Tied :: Bound

Suffering :: Hurting

Instead :: Substitute

Slash :: Cut

Divorce :: Splitsville

Cough :: ...and cold

Happy :: Smiling

Sniffle :: Mucus *eew*

Three days worth...

2009-01-10T08:44:00.004-06:00

I've been neglecting weekly memes it seems. Oops! I'll play a bit of catch up today then.

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Thursday Thunks
1. Are you a celebrity news junkie? I go through 'spells'. Right now - not so much. Too busy trying to keep up with the people in my life.

2. Have you or anyone in your family ever had braces? No. Although, The Joker is going to need them.

3. Name 4 things in your garage that you don't think anyone else has in theirs. Easy enough. I don't have a garage. HA!

4. Do you order Girl Scout cookies? If you're never asked to order, how can you? The Man gets asked where he works though. He'll buy a couple boxes.

5. If you have a cat or a dog, what brand of dog/cat food do you feed them? No pets.

6. When you cook, do you use measuring cups/spoons? If it's a new recipe, I'll measure stuff out. After that, I just 'eyeball' it.

7. If you were stranded on a desert island, how many sand castles would you build? I'm really not a sand castle building kind of girl.

8. Whats one thing you own too many of? TVs, computers, clothes, lotion, bras, panties. Take your pick.

9. If given the chance to go to the moon, would you? No thanks.

10. Talk radio - listen or not? I'm not big on talk. They say the same thing over and over and over.

11. When you put silverware in the dishwasher or in the drainer to dry, do you put the handles up or down? Handle down in the drainer, handle up in dishwasher.

12. Video Games for kids - good or not? The only 'game system' allowed in my house are Gameboys. Take a wild guess how I feel about video games. Go ahead. ;)

13. Share a website with us. Jango

14. Water - bottle or tap? Tap in a bottle.

15. Have you ever eaten a giant jawbreaker, the ones that are the size of the palm of your hand, all the way to the end? No, but a couple of my kids have. They would keep them in the fridge and 'work' on them daily. Took them a couple weeks before finally throwing them away when they broke through the last layer. *shrug*

Friday 5
Among people you know, who seems to be lucky in love? Me.
Among people you know, who seems to be lucky with money? Copper.
Among people you know, who’s lucky to be alive? Crooked Pinky.
Among people you know, who seems to have the worst luck? Bones.
What kinds of good-luck charms do you own or carry? None.

RevGal
Pancakes...
1. Scratch or mix? Buttermilk or plain? Both, but I do make the Bisquick kind more. Plain, please.

2. Pure and simple, or with additions cooked in? I prefer mashed bananas in mine. The kids like chocolate chips. The Man will eat whatever I make.

3. For breakfast or for dinner? Mostly breakfast. There are a handful of days in a year that I'll make them for supper.

4. Preferred syrup or other topping? How about the best side dish? Regular Mrs. Butterworths is my pick. I'll either have more bananas or some strawberries on the side - sometimes a slice or two of bacon.

5. Favorite pancake restaurant? IHOP, of course!

Bonus: Any tasty recipes out there, for pancakes or other special breakfast dishes? Bring 'em on!
Banana and chocolate chip pancakes:
1/2 c. all purpose flour
1/2 c. whole wheat flour
1/2 c. regular wheat germ
1 tbsp. sugar
1 1/2 tsp. baking powder
1/4 tsp. salt
1/8 tsp. nutmeg
1 1/4 c. milk
1 medium mashed ripe banana
2 eggs
2 tbsp. extra virgin olive oil
1/4 c. chocolate chips

Combine dry ingredients in bowl. Stir until mixed. Add remaining ingredients - except chips. Beat with mixer until well blended. Stir in chips. Cook 'em up!

Saturday 9: The Phone is For You
1. Your phone rings. Who is the most likely caller? Movie Girl definitely calls me more than anybody.

2. How long to you chat on the phone each day? On average, 20-30 minutes.

3. Who do you speak to the most? Ummm, Movie Girl. Wasn't that asked - kind of - in #1?

4. Do you often not answer if a certain person comes up on your caller id? I always answer the home phone. I won't answer an unknown # on my cell. There's no one I avoid on purpose though.

5. Do you phone friends at work? I phone my friends at their work from time to time. But only if I know they can talk and not get in trouble and only when it's a MUST.

6. Do you make personal calls at work? No. I don't think anyone would appreciate me calling while I'm at work. Most sane people are asleep during my work hours.

7. Who do you always say “I love you” at the end of the call? Movie Girl always has me say it. My sis too. They are the only ones I say it to every single time.

8. Do you use a landline or cell more often? Landline. I'm not one of those people with a cell phone attached to my ear when I'm out.

9. Who in the blogosphere that you haven’t chatted with but would like to? Derfina, Bud, NurseExec, Mimi, Miss Fish...to name a few.

Your Word is "Love"

You see life as possibility to form deep connections with a few people.

Relationships are the center of your world, and you always take time to bond with those you love.

You are caring and giving. You enjoy helping those you love.

And when it comes to romantic love, you feel passionately ... even in a very long term relationship.

What's Your Word?

This is my hose...

2009-01-08T07:45:00.001-06:00

This morning before school, I was reading Mini Me a book she got from the library. I was doing pretty good until I got to 'this is my hose'. Hmmm. She just couldn't understand why Mom thought that particular part was so funny. Oh well. Hose. *giggle*

I'm so Junior High at times, I know.

Ever thought you were going to have an amazing sexual experience and it just fell flat? Yeah...me too. Still wondering WTF.

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1. What is your name? Poptart
2. How old are you? Old enough...42.
3. What month were you born in? March.
4. Where were you born? In a hospital in Tennessee.
5. Where do you live now? In a small town in Tennessee.
6. Married, Single, Divorced, in a relationship??? Do you have a crush on someone? Married and always crushing on someone.
7. What is your man/woman's name? The Man.
8. Favorite Color? RED.
9. Favorite Food? I'm craving a nice, juicy steak. Mmmm...
10. Favorite Movie? I'll say Fight Club today.
11. Favorite Singer or Band? Foo Fighters, Def Leppard, Buckcherry, Scorpions, Journey...and a hundred more.
12. Favorite Actor? Edward Norton.
13. Favorite Actress? Cate Blanchett.
14. Do you have kids? Grandkids? Names and ages? Do you want kids? How many? I have kids. No grands, yet. Their names and ages are Top Secret. *grin*
15. Do you have pets? what kind, how many? No pets.
16. What color are your eyes? Green/hazel.
17. Do you have any medical problems? No.
18. Are you in love? Passionately!
19. Are you mad at someone right now? No. That takes too much energy.
20. What kind of clothes do you like? Casual, but not frumpish.
21. Are you neat or sloppy? I'm neatly sloppy.
22. What do you do in your spare time? Exercise, blog, read, watch tv, movies, hang out...
23. What is your favorite season? Spring.
24. What is your favorite holiday? Christmas, July 4th.
25. If you could spend one hour with anyone living or dead, who would it be? Mom.
26. If you could make up one law, what would it be? No more billions of taxpayer dollars going to bail out corporations because of their own stupidity.
27. Do you have any piercings? Yes, I have four.
28. Do you have any tattoos? No, but I'm getting one in the near future.
29. What kind of car do you have? It's red and made in America.
30. What is your dream car? Lexus LS 430 in black cherry.
31. Who do you live with? The fam.
32. Who's your best friend in the world? The Man and the Twinsies.
33. Do you like to read? What do you like to read? Yes, I like reading mags, news, diy stuff, and all kinds of books.
34. Do you do any crafts? No, I'm not creative in the crafty sense.
35. What are your hobbies? This, reading, exercise, list making...
36. What is your favorite kind of music? Rock.
37. What is the name of the street you live on? Country Road. ;)
38. Beach or Lake? On the lake on a boat.
39. Country or City? Either.
40. Where would you go on vacation if you could go anywhere? Italy, Australia, Colorado.
41. Where would you live if you could live anywhere? Colorado.
42. Do you work? What do you do? Yep. I do what needs to be done. *grin*
43. Favorite flavor of ice cream? I love butter pecan but rarely have it because it's sooooo fattening. I like Ben&Jerry's Chunky Monkey too.
44. Favorite kind of soda? Diet Coke.
45. Do you drink coffee? Never.
46. Do you drink alcohol? Favorite drink? Yes, I like the girly fruity drinks - swirly margaritas are a favorite.
47. Do you smoke? What brand? Never have.
48. What do you want to do when you retire? Whatever the hell I want.

Carefree is a maxipad...

2009-01-06T10:46:00.000-06:00

Yesterday was back to normal - work, kids back to school, The Man working late. I enjoyed my day of aloneness. Now if I could just find my motivation again, that would be grreeeaat. I've GOT to get off my lazy butt and move.
Maybe tomorrow.
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Once again, I stole a meme and can't remember where the heck I got it. Bah!

Who was the last male you talked to?
Not even 10 minutes ago, the phone rings and it's an automated message. "If this is J-- Long, please press 1. If this is not J-- Long, press 2." I press 2 and a man eventually answers. I let him know that there is no J-- Long at this number and he thanks me. Click. Didn't even give me a chance to flirt or anything. Ass. ;)

When was the last time you sat in your underwear and talked on the phone?
Ummm, 10 minutes ago.

What were you doing at 1 AM Friday night (technically Sat. morning)?
Sleeping. What? A girl's got to sleep sometime.

When was the last time you drank milk?
I ~~slurped~~sipped it out of my cereal bowl this morning

Would you ever rock a mullet hairstyle?
Are you high?!

Do you remember your dreams?
I never remember the whole thing. Just pieces.

What cell phone company do you use? Are you happy with their service?
AT&T. I have no complaints.

What color is your hair brush?
Purple with black bristles.

Do you watch the Super Bowl?
Hell yeah, I watch!

What about World Cup?
Nope.

How about the World Series?
If I like at least one of the teams, yes.

The NBA Finals?
Sometimes. I didn't last year.

How about the PGA tour?
Never.

Ever watch the Wimbledon?
I have.

Do you sleep with a teddy bear?
No. I sleep with humans.

What is the last thing you paid over 50 dollars for?
Clothes.

When was the time time you wore a tuxedo?
Never.

What movie do you think everyone should watch? Only pick one!
Kung Fu Panda.

What is your middle name?
Poptart.

Do you have your future children's names picked out?
Riiiighttt. That factory is closed.

How many cars can fit in your driveway?
We've got a big ass driveway. At least 10, maybe more.

Do you pick wedgies in public?
Only if I know it's going to be a while before I can get to a bathroom or in the car.

What is the closest red object to you?
I have my Ralph Lauren throw draped over my legs. My red bra is still on the floor from last night. My robe is next to me too. Take your pick.

What is your favorite video game?
I don't play games.

Do you play games on your cell phone?
No.

Have you ever broken (not just hit but actually made it break) a pinata?
Nope.

Would you rather shop at Macy's, Safeway or Home Depot?
Kohl's, Cato, Peebles, Dillard's, Target...

What is the most expensive electronic gadget you own?
Laptop.

Would you flirt with someone if you knew they had a boyfriend or girlfriend?
Sure. Why not?

When was your last encounter with the police?
At work a few days ago.

Have you ever drank bubbles before?
Only of the champagne variety.

Do/Did you ever tear the paper completely off the crayon when it didn't need to be torn off?
Yes. I prefer the crayons naked.

When was the last time you cleaned a toilet?
Last week. It's about that time again.

When was the last time you got STD tested and why?
My gynecologist does this routinely when he does pap smears. I'm not sure why and have never questioned it. So, it's been almost 7 months.

Are you ready for me...

2009-01-05T11:35:00.001-06:00

The Man felt bad about keeping me from my shopping Saturday, so he took me out yesterday. I did more looking than buying. Did get myself some new running shoes and a Guns N Roses CD. I've been breaking in my shoes today while screaming my head off with Axl. Tomorrow, we go outside. I hope the neighborhood is ready. Welcome to the Jungle...

What is on your bed right now?
Me, the laptop, my red Ralph Lauren throw, pen, and notebook.

When was the last time you threw up?
This morning. Don't ask. Gag.

What’s your favorite word or phrase?
"That will get you in trouble."

Name 3 people who made you smile today.
The Man, Mini Me, and The Joker.

What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
Laundry. I know. I lead such an exciting life.

What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Checking email and playing around on the i-net.

What is your favorite holiday?
July 4th and Christmas are in a dead heat.

Have you ever been to another country?
Nope.

What is the last thing you said aloud?
"I don't think so."

What is the best ice cream flavor?
I'm having a Chunky Monkey craving right now.

What was the last thing you had to drink?
Water. I'm trying to cut back on Diet Coke. Kill me now! ;)

What are you wearing right now?
Jeans, green henley, red bra, red and white panties.

What was the last thing you ate?
Turkey salad sandwich. YUM!

Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
Oh my heck, yes! I've bought a few pairs of pants, at least 10 shirts, a couple bras, and some undies too. And I've still got gift cards to spare.

When was the last time you ran?
Sometime before Christmas. I'm slowly getting back into the exercise thing.

What’s the last sporting event you watched?
While eating at Logan's last night, I watched some of the Vikings/Eagles game.

If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
Colorado, Italy, Egypt. Take your pick.

Who is the last person you sent a comment/message to on Facebook?
Sean.

Ever go camping?
I did real camping as a Brownie/Girl Scout. I do RV camping now.

Do you have a tan?
No. I like pale.

Have you ever lost anything down a toilet?
Lost? No. I have had to retrieve a few things though.

What is your guilty pleasure?
Stupid reality shows like The Girls Next Door, Rock of Love, and Celebrity Rehab.

Do you use smiley faces on the computer a lot?
How much is a lot? I do like this little guy - ;)

Do you drink your soda from a straw?
Only at restaurants.

Keep's getting better...my new 'theme'...

2009-01-04T09:12:00.003-06:00

I lied yesterday. Something can come between me and shopping. The man came home with a certain 'look' in his eyes. And that was that. ;)

I'm only in the mood for one meme today and Sunday Stealing is it.
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Sunday Stealing: The New Year Meme
1. Looking back on 2008, what might your theme song have been? 'Let's Get Physical' 'cause it's corny and I'm kinda corny. And that's what I did most of in 2008. Take that however you like. You're probably right. ;)

2. If 2008 was a movie, who would play you? It would have to be an actress willing to pack on 70+ lbs or wear padding at the beginning of the movie since that's how much extra weight I was carrying around last January. Renee Zellweger comes to mind.

3. What was your greatest gift of 2008? The ones I gave to myself. I worked my ass off to better myself in so many ways last year. I'm liking me again.

4. What is your New Year Resolution, or, what are you committing to this year? Oh hell, resolutions AND committing? This is too heavy for me.

5. If January could be represented by one song, what would it be? Now my head is hurting. I'm just going to pull something ~~out of my ass~~ off my Zune. And the winner is...'Take on Me' by A-Ha. Stop snickering. I can still hear you.

6. What do you wish for your body in 2009? Why the heck was my first thought 'pleasure palace'. Seriously. I guess I want it to be a pleasure palace then. Hmmm...

7. Name one new thing you would love to try in the New Year. I can't put that here. Geez, Bud! The Man and I have discussed a few new things we will definitely be trying this year though. *ahem*

8. What do you long for 2009 to bring? Well, I'm still waiting for Bud to take me to a UConn game. Other than that...more good food, good friends, and good times.

9. If that happened, how would you feel? What a silly question.

10. Where would you love to vacation in 2009 if money were no object? At this point, I really don't care. I just want to go somewhere this year. Pretty please.

11. What would you like the theme of 2009 to be? Consulting the Zune again. 'Keeps Getting Better'. Oh, I like that! Good one, Zune.

12. If 2009 was a book, and the title was 5 words or less, what might the title be? I'm just going to put the first thing that came to mind. Ready? 'Don't Fart on Poptart'. I know. I know. *giggle*

Shut the eff up...

2009-01-03T07:22:00.005-06:00

The Man is on shaky ground this morning. Apparently there is a commercial hyping Always feminine products that will make that time "happy". You see where this is going, right?

Yeah, The Man went there. Don't worry. I let him live. Happy my ass. ;)

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Saturday 9: Dying to Know
1. What do you believe happens when we die? Systems shut down, heart stops, breathing stops. Other than that, I haven't any idea. I know what I want to happen, but there's only one way to find out and I'm not ready for that journey just yet. I'm having too much fun here.

2. Do you consider yourself religious? Hells bells, no. I'm what is called in the South a heathen. When someone here asks what church my family belongs to and I reply, 'We don't attend church', mouths fly open. Within a nanosecond, I can see them plotting to save my soul. They should know it is futile.

3. Do you believe in ghosts? Yes. And I'm still waiting for Jason or Grant to call. I'm ready to join them on Ghost Hunters. Call me, guys!

4. Do you believe that people live on other planets? Why should planet Earth have the only humanoids?

5. Have you ever seen something abnormal? Nothing like E.T. abnormal. I have seen some strange things though. Things I can't explain. I have chased a ghost before. Is that abnormal enough? Or are you wanting Star Wars creatures abnormal?

6. Do you believe in reincarnation? I'm counting on it, dammit. I want to come back. And back. And back. And back. If I can't, make me a freaking vampire and I'll live forever. hehehe

7. Have you ever witnessed a miracle? I'm one of those silly, emotional girlys that see miracles in everything. I don't need water to turn into wine or anything.

8. Is there a person living or dead that influences your philosophies? My Mom was a big influence. She was a big believer in the Golden Rule.

9. Is there a work of fiction that closely matches your spiritual beliefs? I'm not sure. Is there a book out there about a southern woman living life the best way she can while raising kids, loving The Man, and working her ass off? A woman that's not too sure about spiritual stuff, but is hopeful that she's doing the best she can and if there is a test at the end of this life, she hopes she passes? That's more non-fiction though. ;)

The Saturday Special
~One Word To Start A Sentence Or Statement~
~Fill In The Blanks~
1. Here, come sit by me.

2. There isn't anything that will come between me and shopping today.

3. Everywhere I go leads me somewhere.

4. Nowhere has got to be a lonely place.

Resolution? What resolution?

2009-01-02T10:33:00.002-06:00

My New Year's Eve dinner went off without a hitch. Good food. Good company. Good times.

That night when everyone was making ~~drunken~~ resolutions, I added another to my list. I resolved to stop being a grumpy morning person. Everybody laughed. But dammit, I was determined. Was.

The New Year started out with a bang. Literally. Take that however you want. ;)

Then morning came. I tried. Really I did. But a certain visitor has made it nearly impossible. I will leave it at that.

One resolution broken. A dozen or so more to go. Heh.

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Friday Fill Ins
1. The world is not ready for someone like me.

2. 'Get off my ball' was the last thing I said.(Mini Me will not leave my exercise ball alone.) Heh.

3. I wonder why I haven't won 'Sexiest Woman Alive' yet. The Man says he voted for me. (Hey - if Britney can win it, I think I deserve a shot.) ;)

4. Here at the end of all things.

5. There's something to be said for sparkly, glittery blouses.(What can I say? I like 'em. The more shimmery, the better.)

6. In five years, Colorado is where I want to be.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to chilling at home with the family, tomorrow my plans include shopping and more shopping and Sunday, I want to sleep in!

Friday 5
What’s a dish you always go back for seconds of, even if you know you’ve had enough? Potatoes - mashed, cheesy, fries, baked. They are evil!
For how many seconds can you hold your breath? It's been a while since I've timed it, but I can go the long length of a pool underwater and still have air to spare.
What was the second-best thing about your New Year’s celebration? Having the party at our house. It's my least favorite night to be on the road.
What was your most recent second-hand purchase? I bought our dining room set at an estate sale sometime last Spring. Very nice.
A second-degree burn on human skin can be identified by the blistering it causes. When did you last suffer a second-degree burn? It's been about 8 months or so when I was cooking on my old, electric stove and my knuckle came in contact with the burner. Owie!
Alternate question: Without looking it up, can you name the four positions that comprise the defensive secondary in American football? Cornerbacks(left and right) and safeties(strong and free).

2009...

2009-01-01T00:01:00.001-06:00

The year in review...

2008-12-30T11:18:00.002-06:00

But first, guess what I've been doing all morning? If you guessed prepping for my 'Thanksgiving' dinner for tomorrow. Ding! Ding! Ding! If anybody recalls, MIL decided to steal Thanksgiving away from me this year. So, I put the turkey back in the freezer and have laid low waiting for an opportunity to cook that bad bird.

Well, tomorrow is the day. I've made cornbread for the dressing. Cooked green beans with the leftover ham. Baked the macaroni and cheese. The fruit cocktail and mandarin oranges for fruit salad are draining in the sink as I type. I made the brine for the turkey. All that needs to be cooked tomorrow is the turkey, dressing, and yeast rolls.

I'm sooooo ready. Oh, and MIL knows nothing about it. I'm convinced she'd decide to move her New Year's Day celebration to tomorrow if she were told. So everyone is sworn to silence. Shhhh!

I'm half joking about MIL. But I don't want to take any chances. ;)

Oh, I don't think I told y'all I got a new camera. The Man wanted to make sure we had one for Christmas, so we picked it out together. I had my eyes on a Canon, but when we got to trying them out, we both liked the Kodak EasyShare better. So far, I can't complain. It's been pretty easy to use and upload pics. The Man put all our Christmas morning pics from it on DVD. It's a nice little gift to give grandparents who can't be there. MIL really liked hers.
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I can't remember where I ~~stole~~ saw this. I know it was from someone's personal blog though. Duh. ;)

1. Drinking buddy of the year
I can't say The Man since he's never had a taste of alcohol. Yes. You read that right. Not even a taste. I would have to say it's been a toss up between MIL and Movie Girl. MIL makes a mean margarita! And Movie Girl is always up to meeting for a drink...or three. Heh.

2. Lifetime Service Award (longest friend)
That would be the Twinsies. We grew up together and I can't imagine life without those two girlies.

3. Newcomer Award (newest friend)
IRL - Tiffany, the waitress. She flirted incessantly with both The Man and I. I wanted to bring her home with us by the time we got ready to leave.
Online - I've 'met' so many great people out here. Bud, Derfina, Miss Fish, Mimi...and so many more!

4. High Point of the Year
Actually doing something about the extra weight I had been carrying around.

5. Low Point of the Year
This summer when I misunderstood what was being said to me and I took things in a very wrong direction. Oops!

6. Best Holiday
Christmas, of course.

7. Your Song for the Year
'I'm Yours' by Jason Mraz

8. Movie of the Year
This was the year that a movie became my new 'favoritest' movie ever - 'The Dark Knight'.

9. Most Memorable Moment of the Year
Personally, was when The Man let me see just how vulnerable he could be. It was a real eye opener.

10. Best Laugh of the Year
During the 'tree scene' in the movie Tropic Thunder. I laughed for hours and hours after that. Hell, I'm STILL laughing. Damn you, Jack Black! *snicker*

11. Whom did you spend Valentines with?
The Man took me out for a movie and some good food.

12. Best Relationship
The summer found us in a precarious state, but I can honestly say that right now, The Man and I have never been better.

13. What were you for Halloween?
I was on the football field being a proud Senior Mom. Music Girl was great enough to take the little ones trick or treating.

14. Restaurant of the Year
Camino. I can't get enough of their nachos supremos. YUM!

15. Book of the Year
The only one I can think of is Twilight and that's only because the movie was so freaking anticipated.

16. Best Decision Made This Year
My new(to me) car. I love her so much!

17. What are your plans for next year?
Get back on plan health-wise. Stick to a stricter budget. We've GOT to put more towards savings.

18. TV Show of the Year
The Big Bang Theory because Sheldon is heeeelarious! Honorable mention: Boston Legal, Burn Notice, The Closer, Samantha Who, and a dozen others.

19. Most Loyal Friends
The Man, the Twinsies, Music Girl...

20. Biggest Change of the Year
Dropping 70+ lbs!

21. Biggest Influence Award
My kids keep my head out of the clouds and my feet firmly planted on the ground.

22. New Year’s Resolution
Get to my goal weight. I'm gonna do it too!

23. Things I’m looking forward to in 2009
Mini Man's graduation. *sniff*

24. Things I hope to accomplish by the end of 2009
Again, I want to be at my goal weight - well before the end of 2009. I'm hoping our savings account is bursting too. hehehe

Saturday survey for Monday

2008-12-29T06:49:00.001-06:00

Found this here.

When was the last time you splurged on a gift for yourself?
I'm always buying myself stuff. I went out alone Saturday night and used a few of my giftcards. Surprisingly, I bought only 1 bra and 0 panties. I was in a clothes buying mood I guess.

Have you ever bought yourself a gift for Christmas, Valentines Day, a birthday or any other occasion and then wrapped it up and pretended it was from someone else?
I've bought myself pressies, but never went that far with it. Weird.

Have you ever sent yourself flowers, chocolates or anything else to your place of employment so it seemed as if someone else were sending you a gift?
No. Again, weird.

How often do you text message?
Hardly ever. I'd rather call.

Is there someone you'd like to fix things with?
I'm sure there is. Hmmm.

Are there any previous relationships you wish could have lasted longer?
No. The bad ones probably lasted far longer than they should have though.

When do you blow out the candles?
I'll assume this means birthday candles - March 2. Mark your calendars now.

Do you give out second chances too easily?
I've been known to. I'm getting more stingy with them as I get older.

What's the next big life decision you will have to make?
When to make the move to Colorado. We know we will, it's just when.

If you could cuddle with anyone right now, who would you pick, and why?
I'd cuddle myself. I'm not much for cuddling really.

Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
Who knows? In this town, tongues wag. Such is life.

Who was the last person to REALLY piss you off?
It takes a lot to piss me off. I didn't particularly care for the cashier at Goody's last week.

Would you ever want to be a supermodel?
Sure. Why not?

Who is the most experimental person you know?
Music Girl.

Your motivation for tomorrow?
Just to make it through the day with minimal collateral damage.

Do you know what you will wear tomorrow?
Jeans, blue henley, boots, and assorted pink underthings.

What is the last thing you put your lips against?
My drinking glass - just Diet Coke, folks.

Have you ever gone two or more days without changing your underwear?
I went a whole week in college on a dare. Shhhh! Don't tell anybody.

Have you ever accidentally eaten an insect?
That's the only way I'd eat an insect. I'm sure I have.

What serial killer do you find most disturbing?
Anyone that keeps the bodies or parts of bodies in their home is especially disturbing.

Are you ever purposely irritating?
Yep. And most times, the recipient deserves it.

What was the last thing you used your debit card for?
Clearance stuff - wrapping paper, decorations, boxes, etc.

Are you cheating on your significant other right now?
No.

Are you contemplating cheating on your significant other right now?
No. Not right now.

When was the last time you sat down and watched kiddie cartoons?
The kids forced me to watch Chowder a few weeks ago. Something about purple nurples and such.

Do you sleep with one leg out from under the covers?
Rarely. I'm either all under or the blankets are off.

Do you have any text messages that you would be embarrassed to let your mom read?
Nope. I'm over 40, you know.

How old do you think you will be when you finally have kids/your next kid?
That factory has been closed down for years.

Have you ever thought about converting to a new religion?
No thanks.

Do you know anyone with the same first name as you?
As unusual as my first name is, I know quite a few.

When was the last time you went to church?
Over 20 years ago.

Does your religious beliefs ever cause any disagreements between you and your friends?
No. Family is a whole other thing though.

What song plays on your Myspace profile page?
Me no likey MS.

Do you know anyone that smokes pot?
Apparently Mini Man's girlfriend's Mom does. She wreaked of the stuff when we first met. I know a few others do, but this one surprised me.

What were you doing the last time you were in the bathroom?
Peeing. Nosy. ;)

Have you ever had a Razr as a phone?
I have one now.

Which energy drink is better; Amp or Rockstar?
Never tried either one.

Would you rather eat a milkyway or eat a twix?
KitKat.

Do you like that new shoe smell?
Ummm. Wha...?

Do you like the taste of licorice?
No.

Would you ever walk around with a free hugs sign like the dude on youtube?
No. I'm not much into hugging strangers.

Do you feel bad when you see a janitor cleaning up a mess YOU made?
That's one of the things they get paid for doing. Why feel bad about it?

Did you ever flip out on a teacher and walk out of a class?
I did walk out of a couple of classes, but didn't 'flip out' on the teacher.

Do you/did you ever have dreams of being a rockstar?
I was always the drummer.

If vegetarians think its wrong to eat living things, why do they eat plants?
Because they're not vegan? Hell if I know.

Back to the old Sunday grind...

2008-12-28T08:10:00.003-06:00

I couldn't have wished for a more wonderful Christmas. I hope it was the same for all my bloggy friends too.

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Sunday Stealing: The TV Meme

1. Name a TV show series in which you have seen every episode at least twice: I Love Lucy, Law & Order: CI, The Andy Griffith Show, The Girls Next Door, Boston Legal, etc.

2. Name a show you can't miss: The Big Bang Theory, NCIS, Life, The Office, Numb3rs, Samantha Who?, etc.

3. Name an actor that would make you more inclined to watch a show: Vincent D'Onofrio, James Spader, Rufus Sewell, etc.

4. Name an actor who would make you less likely to watch a show: Jennifer Aniston, David Caruso...

5. Name a show you can, and do, quote from: Seinfeld, How I Met Your Mother, SNL, etc.

6. Name a show you like that no one else enjoys: I don't know anyone else who watches Life.

7. Name a TV show which you've been known to sing the theme song: The Brady Bunch, Gilligan's Island...

8. Name a show you would recommend everyone to watch: Life. Watch it!

9. Name a TV series you own: I don't buy series on DVD. We record our favorite shows on the PVR, then burn to DVDs. We have a LOT.

10. Name an actor who launched his/her entertainment career in another medium, but has surprised you with his/her acting chops in television: I'm not sure if he's ever done TV, but Dwight Yoakam always surprises me when he shows up onscreen in a movie. He's a pretty damn good character actor.

11. What is your favorite episode of your favorite series? Any episode of Boston Legal where Jerry(Hands) was highlighted, I loved. The Office 'Christmas Party' episode was super funny. Michael hates his Secret Santa present and turns the party into a Yankee Swap.

12. Name a show you keep meaning to watch, but you just haven't gotten around to yet: Ummm. Hmmm. *scratching head*

13. Ever quit watching a show because it was so bad? CSI: Miami or any other series like it that makes the central characters the 'victims', show after show after show. Come on writers!

14. Name a show that's made you cry multiple times: Cry from laughter? The Big Bang Theory thanks to Sheldon.

15. What do you eat when you watch TV? Usually nothing unless it's in the morning. And then I'll eat my breakfast while watching a recorded show from the night before.

16. How often do you watch TV? I watch something every day.

17. What's the last TV show you watched? CBS News Sunday Morning just a few minutes ago.

18. What's your favorite/preferred genre of TV? I like sitcoms and 1 hour crime dramas best.

19. What was the first TV show you were obsessed with? I don't obsess over TV shows, sorry.

20. What TV show do you wish you never watched? Scrubs. Blech.

21. What's the weirdest show you enjoyed? Dexter. Definitely.

22. What TV show scared you the most? Some old show my big sis used to watch when I was little. Can't think of the name. Hmmm. Dark Shadows? I think that might be it.

23. What is the funniest TV show you have ever watched? There are so many I've enjoyed - TBBT, Seinfeld, The Office, Carol Burnett Show, Monk, News Radio...
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Unconscious Mutterings
Destined :: Inevitable

FAIL :: Fulfill All Intimate Longings. F.A.I.L. (I'm a bit Gary Busey-ish this morning. If you know what I mean.) ;)

Camping :: RV, motorhome, camper, silver bullet, tin can on wheels. That's my idea of 'camping'.

Only you :: For me.

Incessant :: Relentless.

Tomorrow :: I'll love ya'...

Impressive :: Remarkable.

Riches :: Rags to...

Dislike :: Loathe.

Speaker :: ...of the House.

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Snackie Sunday
WHAT IS ONE THING THAT YOU WILL DO IN THE NEXT YEAR - AND ONE THING THAT YOU WON’T DO?

I will: Step up my exercise routine. I'll be adding running sometime in 2009. I hate running. Always have. But there's something about it now that makes me want to do it and enjoy it. My better eating habits will return. I've slacked off in December and my lack of energy is really getting to me. I know it's all the sugar and carbs slowing me down. Not to mention the extra 5# I've gained this month. UGH!

I won't: Worry as much about what people think of me. Actually, I'm pretty damn sick of this area of my life. Around certain people, I've had to put up a completely fake conservative facade - mostly to keep from 'rocking the boat'. No more. If they don't like the real me, to hell with them.

Back with a meme vengeance...

2008-12-27T08:58:00.008-06:00

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3x Thursday
1. What are you doing for Xmas this year? Spent it at home and then went to MIL's house from 1-5. Back home for a nap that turned into bedtime. The Man and I were exhausted!

2. What items are on your wishlist this year? The 2 things I kept telling everybody when they asked - a new mp3 player and giftcards.

3. What do you think about the idea of gift giving in general. Do you think it's necessary? Why/why not? I love the idea of gift giving. Who in their right mind doesn't like giving and receiving pressies?! Of course, it's not necessary. It's more tradition - and expected from the kids though.

Thursday Thunks
1. Have you ever started your Christmas tree on fire? No. How does one do that anyway?
2. How many rings do you wear? 2
3. I say "dog barking", you say shut the hell up Scrappy!
4. How many pictures are in the room that you are in. On the wall - 0. Around in other spots - LOTS!
5. Do you decorate the outside of your house for Christmas? The Man always threatens to do a 'Clark Griswold', but never does. We just do the inside of the house.
6. What's your favorite Christmas song? Christmas Canon Rock - and I got to hear it live last Sunday. Great show!
7. What do you fill your Christmas stockings with? Things they need, want, and will use. I rarely get something just for the heck of filling a stocking. I put thought into it.
8. How many times a week do you charge your cell phone? At least twice.
9. Do you own any exercise equipment? What are they? Yes, weights and elliptical machine. DVDs. Mats. Shoes. Clothes. Pedometer.
10. What's your cookie jar look like? I don't own a cookie jar.

Friday 5
What’s one really cool/useful/nice thing you purchased for yourself this year? Car.
What’s one area of your life you really improved this year? Health.
Who or what was a regular source of encouragement or inspiration to you this year? Me, myself, and I.
What’s something nice you did for someone else this year? Offered support and understanding.
In what way was 2008 better than 2007? They were both great years, but 2008 was the year I got my va-va-va-voom back. ;)

Saturday Six
1. How many members of your family not living with you did you see on Christmas Day? 10.
2. When spending time with family, how long after you arrive do you begin to feel “antsy” about being there too long? If we are at MIL's house, it depends on how she's acting. There have been times I've wanted to leave as soon as I arrived. This year, we stayed for 4 hours and there was only one instance that I felt like bolting for the door. I let it drop and just ignored her.
3. Is your family more likely to have pleasant discussions or heated arguments during a big meal? Do you join in or quietly listen in? MIL always wants to bring something up. The outcome depends on who she is trying to goad. I keep it pleasant and will ignore her or talk about something else. In my family, we rarely have heated arguments during a meal. Dinnertime is for eating and light conversation.
4. Take the quiz: How Do You Really Feel About Your Family?

You Feel Nurturing Toward Your Family

You tend to entertain your family and make them laugh. However, your jokes may mask some anxiety you feel around your family.

You believe that your family is truly happy, even if there are minor disagreements and squabbles.

When times get difficult, you are able to be the adult in your family. You are able to keep your family together.

You tend to be the rock in your family. You support everyone in their times of need, and they take your advice seriously.

How Do You Really Feel About Your Family?

5. Consider the family member whose views are most opposite of your own: If your friends or co-workers met the person, what single topic would probably be the source of the most embarrassment for you if your friends heard that person talking? All my friends would be shocked to hear almost anything my MIL had to say. She's very old-fashioned and conservative. She has told me many times all her gay son needs is an older woman that will take care of him. She just doesn't get it.

6. Did you get everything you wanted for Christmas? I got most of what I wanted. I must not have been as naughty as The Man says I was.
What one thing that you didn’t get would you like to have received? Target giftcard. I love that stupid place. hehehe

Saturday 9: Crazy Sam's Last Meme of 2008

1. What was the best thing that happened to you personally in 2008? Losing weight/getting healthier.
2. What was the worst thing that happened to you personally in 2008? The crap hitting the fan this summer.
3. What was the best thing to happen to all of us in 2008? I'm hoping the outcome of the US presidential election will have a positive effect on everyone sooner rather than later. If we Americans can all come together - no matter who we voted for - we can help our President elect get us out of the shitter we have found ourselves in.
4. What was the worst thing to happen to all of us in 2008? Some say it's the economy. I say it's the government bail outs. Let 'em fail. They had it coming. What's the lesson learned if taxpayers have to bail companies out at every turn?
5. What was the best gift you receive during the ’08 holidays? I loved all my pressies!
6. What was the best gift (most appropriate or best received) you gave during the ’08 holidays? MIL actually really liked her gift this year. The boys loved all their Bakugan stuff. Mini Me can't decide what she likes best.

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Santa Tracking:

Santa came:

Mini Me:

Let the games begin:

Have yourself a merry little Christmas...

2008-12-24T12:40:00.004-06:00

The last couple days have been so freaking hectic. Like everyone else, I guess. Will probably be offline for at least a few more days. Hope you all have a very Merry Christmas!

I've been at it again...

2008-12-21T06:23:00.003-06:00

Movie Girl, Music Girl, and I were unleashed on the masses of the Big City lastnight. Don't worry. Minimal damage was done.

Today TM is taking me to see Trans-Siberian Orchestra. We're making a day of it. So, I probably won't get to commenting on others SS posts until tomorrow.

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Sunday Stealing: The Screaming Masses' Meme

1. What is a nickname a former (or present) lover gave you? Hot Mama. I'm not sure how to take that. I like the 'Hot' part, but being called 'Mama' by a non-kid is kind of weird.

2. How do you style your hair?
Wash, condition, air dry - that will leave the natural curl in. Sometimes I whip out the straightener - like this morning - and you wouldn't think my hair has a bit of natural curl in it.
If you just would say "cut" what style is it?
It's long and all the same length. *shrug*

3. What's your least favorite Christmas song?
'Last Christmas' by Wham. I much prefer The Beatles version over there in my playlist. ------>

4. How many colors are you wearing now?
One - I've got my red robe on. Nosy much? ;)

5. Are you an introvert or extrovert?
I'm a closet introvert. HA!

6. What was the last book you read?
I just finished The Great Santini again. I'm still rereading Twilight. Also started another book, but the name escapes me at the moment. Hey, it's early and I've got a million things to do in less than an hour.

7. What's one piece of fiction that changed your life?
Seriously?

8. If you are attracted to someone who is already in a relationship (or married), what might do you do?
I'm a flirt, but I'm an awkwardly amusing flirt around someone I find attractive. I'm harmless. Really.

9. Is there anything that has made you unhappy recently?
No. I'm easy - to make happy.

10. What's your favorite dessert?
The chocolate explosion cake and ice cream thingy I washed down with a margarita lastnight was quite tasty. I usually like plain cheesecake though.

11. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
I can be out the door within 20 minutes of getting out of bed. It's often more like 40 though.

12. Name one website that you visit daily.
Amazon.com
Why do you read it?
I just like to window shop.

13. What was your last job before either you are at home or at another job??
Owner of a different business. What else?

14. Do you like to clean?
For $1000/hour I'd even love to clean. You've got to be kidding me! Cleaning is a c-h-o-r-e. I get no joy from it.

15. What was the last song to get stuck in your head?
'Love Song' by Tantric
So here you are you're knockin' at my door with saddened eyes
The color is the same but there's a change
The difference is between the little lies I've told
To keep the peace. The love was still the same

Oh it's better in life to lose a minute
Then have to go through life and really never get to live it
Your primrose path is just an illusion
I'm sick of all your dirty lies that caused this confusion

I never wanna hear another love song
It's all all bunch of lies and I've been put on
I know its like I'm bitter, I don't give a shit
I hope you're really happy and you choke on it
I never wanna hear another love poem
Proclaiming all your love in truth there was none
I know it's like I'm bitter, I dont give a shit
I hope you're really happy and you choke on it

God forgive me for these random things
The little things I do, it's really not my truth
Everything is overwhelming me, constantly disturbing me
'Til I get away from you

It's better in life to lose a minute
Then have to go through life and really never get to live it

I never wanna hear another love song
It's all all bunch of lies and I've been put on
I know its like I'm bitter, I don't give a shit
I hope you're really happy and you choke on it
I never wanna hear another love poem
Proclaiming all your love in truth there was none
I know it's like I'm bitter, I don't give a shit
I hope you're really happy and you choke on it

And I smile as you listen and you're thinking to yourself
You're the reason why you're living in this hell

I never wanna hear another love song
It's all all bunch of lies and I've been put on
I know its like I'm bitter, I don't give a shit
I hope you're really happy and you choke on it
I never wanna hear another love poem
Proclaiming all your love in truth there was none
I know it's like I'm bitter, I don't give a shit
I hope you're really happy and you choke on it

I never wanna hear another love song
It's all all bunch of lies and I've been put on
I know its like I'm bitter, I don't give a shit
I hope you're really happy and you choke on it
I never wanna hear another love poem
Proclaiming all your love in truth there was none
I know it's like I'm bitter, I don't give a shit
I hope you're really happy and you choke on it
On it
On it
On it, on it, on it
I hope you choke on it

16. What's the last movie you saw?
The Day the Earth Stood Still
The kid in the movie ruined it for me.

17. Pirates or Ninjas?
Jedis.

18. What is your least favorite thing to do that you have to do everyday?
Get up at 2a.m. I'd rather 'sleep in' and get up at 5 or so.

19. Best time of your life?
Right here and now is good.

20. What are you most looking forward to in the coming year?
The kids going back to school. I kid.
I'm hoping for some sort of vacation this year. Maybe a getaway with just TM.

TGIF!

2008-12-19T11:42:00.003-06:00

Not a whole lot to report today. Work was hectic - LOTS of special orders. That's not counting the people who walk through the door needing a few of these and a couple dozen of those. It will be a steady stream of the same until Christmas Eve. Then we'll really get blown away. I'll be ready for my dream vacation in Fiji right after Christmas. Ahhhh...

The kids had a short school day. Mini Me is giving her dolls a bath. Hyper Boy is way too quiet. Oh, he's trying to figure out his soccer game toy. The Joker is outside shooting arrows. And me? I'm here doing this - with my eggnog and rum. It needed the rum. Okay. I needed the rum. ;)

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1. What's your favorite colored M&M? Red, of course!
2. Who did you last receive a note from? The Joker's teacher.
3. Are you cold? Nope. It's a comfy 63 outside today. No need for heat. That's going to change tomorrow night. Brrrrr!!
4. Do you ever rinse and repeat? Sure.
5. What's your favorite scent? Today it's clean laundry.
6. Are you a vegetarian? No. I like meat.
7. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? How should I know?
8. Have you ever been to China Town? Which one?
9. Do you collect fortune cookies? Nah.
10. Ever eaten raw fish? No.
11. What is your favorite emoticon?? ;) and :)~
12. Have you ever used a photobooth? Yep.
13. Which leg do you kick with when playing kickball? Right.
14. Ever go fishing? A few times. *yawn*
15. What's your favorite outfit? Jeans, fitted shirt, Ecco shoes...
16. Would you rather be cold or hot? *sizzle*
17. Have you ever gotten dressed in the dark? Yep.
18. What was your favorite toy when you were little? Bike, skates, skateboard, basketball...
19. Do you brush your teeth 3 times a day? No. Twice at the most.
20. What is your favorite kind of pencil? I'm a black ink pen girl.
21. Have you ever seen a ghost? I've chased one, yes.
22. Who's your favorite Veggie Tale? I don't watch them.
23. Have you ever run with scissors? Probably.
24. Who is your favorite person in the entire world? The Man.
25. Have you ever been to a wedding? I've even been IN one or two or ten.
26. What color are the walls in your room? I wiped them down, so they're a clean white today.
27. What's the best pickup line? "My name is ______. Can I buy you a drink?" Gets me every time.
28. Whats your favorite word? "Yes."
29. Did you learn anything new today? I learned that no matter how many signs you put up in a business saying, "Call 24 hrs ahead for big orders", that 75% of customers will not call.
30. Can you read music? Mr. Belvins never thought I could. Poo on Mr. Belvins!
31. How long can you sit without doing absolutely nothing? I can't even be still when I'm asleep.
32. How can you tell if your getting tired? When I can't concentrate on anything.
33. Have you lied yet on this quiz? What would be the point of that?
34. Would you rather live all alone in the middle of the country or with 15 annoying people in the city? I have no patience with annoying people. Let alone 15!
35. Do you know how to milk a cow? I attempted it...once. Got a tail swat to the face. That was it for me.
36. Can you cook? I haven't made anyone ill yet.
37. Do you like milkshakes thick or thin? I want it so thick my neck muscles are straining sucking on that straw. ;)
38. Do you like to read romance books? Yuck. No.
39. What deodorant do you use? Suave...baby powder scented.
40. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? I'm quite fond of my 5-diamond ring.
41. Who is the most creative person you know? Today I'll say Mini Man.
42. Do you keep a diary? My thoughts are better left in my head.
43. Have you ever been to Chicago? Yes.
44. Is there anybody in your family you really don't like at all? I can't think of anyone in the family I don't like at ALL.
45. Have you ever purchased anything off of QVC? No.
46. What do you think of Nick Chavez? Who?
47. Do you enjoy pickles? Only on sandwiches.
48. Would you sell a pickle for two cents? That's kind of cheap.
49. Would you rather get "the talk" from your dad or your mom? Neither. I'm good.
50. Do you like to get dressed up? Yes!

I'm not a psycho, man...

2008-12-18T12:44:00.004-06:00

I think I scared the crap out of a guy today. I ran into him at KMart in another town early this a.m. I then ran into him at WalMart in my town an hour later. We left WalMart at the same time, almost bumping carts. I got in behind him at the red light leaving WM. Everytime he turned, I turned. He kept looking in his rearview mirror. After the fourth turn, he stopped using his blinker. Didn't matter, I was going the same way. Two turns away from my road, he pulls into a driveway. After I pass, I see him backing out and going the other direction. I think he thought the ~~psycho~~ friendly gal who kept smiling and saying 'hey' to him all morning was smitten and trying to find out where he lived. Silly man. hehehe

I got The Man's Christmas shopping done today. He's always one of the hardest to buy for because if he needs/wants something, he'll just go get it. He did give me a few hints this morning, so he's getting Craftsman tool sets, clothes, a couple cold weather things he needs, and a few unmentionables. *ahem*

I found the last item I needed for my Christmas Eve pressie to TM at Cato. Have I ever said how much I love lingerie departments/stores? As soon as I walked into Cato today, Shannon took me straight to the new stuff. Ah yes, the salesgirls there know me well. I'm all set for the 24th. ;)

I finished wrapping the last of the kid's pressies today. I figure a few more small stocking stuffers that I can get when I'm out this weekend will be it. I keep adding and adding on. I'm just glad all the big stuff is bought, wrapped, and ready to go under the tree.

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3x Thursday: 12/18/y2k+8: Accomplishments
List and describe 3 things that you've accomplished this year that mean something to you. Why are they important?
1. I'm taking care of me for a change. Why is that important? 'Cause I'm important.
2. I fucked up royally this summer, but through that FU, TM and I have gotten closer. Some people might not list a FU as an accomplishment, but without this one, TM and I were on a path that leads nowhere. I know. I know. I'm being quite vague once again.
3. Throughout all this so called 'economic slowdown', my business has flourished. It hasn't been luck either. I'm no dummy.

Thursday Thunks
1. If you had to have a brain transplant and had to choose between a cat brain and a dog brain, which would you choose? I'll take the brain of a jaguar or panther. Don't ask me why. Oh, you didn't. Okay then. ;)
2. Why do you think bananas are shaped the way they are? It's a pleasure principle. *ahem*
3. Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip? Hellman's Light.
4. Do you use keyboard shortcuts? There are shortcuts? Well...
5. Are you a member at InsanityCafe Forums & Arcade? If not, you should be. I have no time - no time - for such things.
6. Where I live it was a low of -19 degrees this morning - what was your low last night/this morning? The lowest I saw was at 2:15 a.m. and it was 53.
7. Do you like hard boiled eggs? Yum!
8. Have you ever drank green beer? Do candles flicker?
9. Whats your favorite cleaner? All the guys from Buck Naked Cleaning Service. Oh, 'whats'. Ummm...Clorox wipes and 409.
10.White or whole wheat bread? I'll take 9-grain, thanks.
11. Everyone has some type of phobia - whats yours? Claustrophobia. I freak the hell out in tiny, closed in spaces.
12. Aren't you glad there weren't any Christmas related meme questions? I can take 'em or leave 'em at this point.

Does this make me multi-lingual? ;)

You Can Say "Merry Christmas" in 13 Languages

You can say "Merry Christmas" in:

English
Spanish
Japanese
French
German
Italian
Swedish
Portuguese
Greek
Hawaiian
Korean
Latin
Esperanto

How Many Languages Can You Say "Merry Christmas" In?

And what did you do ALL day?

2008-12-17T19:03:00.001-06:00

Today was a blur of wrapping paper, bows, tape, and scissors. I need a margarita...and a shot of Jack.

Music Girl was in an accident driving to my house yesterday. She's okay. I told her taking that curve too fast one of these days would find her up against the fence. I was right. Her passenger side mirror is dangling. Well, was. It's since been duct taped. She got mud in her tires. She was a trembling mess by the time I got to her. But the cop was cute. ;)

After all the commotion, we decorated the tree and then TM took us to Applebees. I do so love their margarita swirls. *slurp*

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What’s your middle name?
Poptart - Cherry is my first name. ;)

Do you have kids?
Do dogs bark?

Are you barefooted right now?
Yes. I'm in my green nightie in bed, waiting for TM to get home.

What’s your favorite animal?
Anything of the big cat persuasion - tiger, panther, cougar, jaguar...

Do you like country music?
I like the older variety - Cash, Haggard, Jones, etc.

Name one thing that’s happened in your life you wish you could change.
I would have kept a certain person from talking to another certain person. Vague enough? ;)

Are you in college?
Not anymore.

What’s your favorite movie?
The Dark Knight, Fight Club, When Harry Met Sally, Star Wars, Die Hard...

How often do you re-do your MySpace profile?
Like, never.

Is there an umbrella close by you?
I don't have an umbrella. I'm a hoodie girl when it rains.

Isn’t Winnie the Pooh AWESOME?
I've never thought Pooh was awesome. His 'voice' always disturbed me. *grin*

Do you believe in gay marriage?
I think two consenting adults who want to get married should have that right. I don't care what sex they are.

Have you ever been out of the country?
No. But if you want to take me on a little getaway, I'm game.

Where’s your favorite place to buy clothes?
Belk, Kohl's, Peebles, Cato...

What’s the most recent CD you’ve bought?
Trans-Siberian Orchestra.

Do you like to fish?
I can't sit still that long.

What color are the walls?
Dirty white. They need to be given a good wipe.

Are you dating anyone?
When you're married, it's not called 'dating'. *ahem*

Do you ever want to get married?
Once is enough, thanks.

How many pets do you have?
I can be a real bitch sometimes. So, sometimes we have one. *snicker*

What’s your favorite color?
It's still red.

Do you like candles?
I don't hate them.

Name one song that no matter how hard you try, you can’t get out of your head.
*Pause the player over there -----> to listen to this.*

What’s your favorite TV commercial?
I thought the Ozzy one where nobody understands him was funny the first couple times. I'm over it now though.

Monday Mumbling...

2008-12-15T17:27:00.002-06:00

Finally got to go shopping with Movie Girl today. She works way too much! I was able to help her get at least halfway through her list. Wednesday we'll do the rest.

Also, went through all the toy boxes this morning and they are free of unused toys now. Throwaways are in the trash and donations are boxed up. Whew! I'm so glad that's out of the way.

Tomorrow, Music Girl is coming over to help me wrap my storage room full of pressies. I've got the eggnog and bourbon ready. Drunk wrapping at it's finest y'all. hehehe

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Manic Monday #146
Have you ever returned an item to a store for a refund after having used it?
Yes. There have been things that didn't work right - or at all - and I'm not about to 'take a loss' on them. I take them back and either get a refund or exchange for another brand. I've also returned shoes and clothes that didn't hold up after the first or second time I wore them. When a strap or zipper breaks when I haven't even got to 'break it in', it's going back.

However, I've never bought something with the intent of using/wearing it once and then returning it.

You are going out for the evening. If your partner objects to what you are wearing, would you change your clothing?
The Man has never done this. If he did, I'd consider changing. It would depend on the situation. He did say once that the shirt I had on was very revealing. I grabbed a jacket out of the closet for a cover up, but he told me to put it back. He explained that he wasn't complaining, just making an observation.

What item that you don’t currently possess would you most like to have in your home?
I would really like a couple new sofas and a recliner for the living room. We've had what we got for almost 10 years and it's getting worn.

randomness...feed your mind and your blog
12.14.08 Happy Holidays random word association
I say, you think:
1. santa ...baby
2. holiday carols ...choirs
3. snow ...flakes
4. mistletoe ...kissing
5. season ...Winter
6. candy cane ...peppermint
7. eggnog ...SouthernComfort
8. presents ...ripping, tearing paper!

If you married the person you last called, what would your last name be?
Orr.

What did you do Saturday night?
The Man and I went shopping, saw 'The Day the Earth Stood Still', ate at Camino and then... ;)

Is eye contact awkward?
Only if the person is giving me the 'stink eye' or 'death stare'.

Would you be a real life pirate back in the old days if you could?
No thanks.

Did you have any unread text messages this morning when you woke up?
Yeah, I finally got the school closing notice for last Friday!

Do you collect porcelain dolls? Would you ever?
No and no. I never was much of a doll girl.

Do you enjoy going to Haunted Houses?
The kind you pay to get into around Halloween? No. I don't pay to get scared. I'm a wuss.

What is one thing you would love to happen today?
If The Man would get home - sex.

Do you think you would make a good wife/husband?
I think I do. The Man isn't complaining, so...

Would you ever work as a waitress, bartender or other food service worker?
I have and would again if I had to.

What bill do you hate paying the most?
Anything court ordered. ;)~

Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
A romantic what? I am married, you know?

Do you regret losing your virginity to who you lost it to?
Eh...in one way, yes. He wasn't necessarily available - single. The shame!

What do you really want to be doing right now?
I'm naked - in bed - blogging. I could think of a thing or two I'd rather be doing than blogging.

What are your thoughts on gas prices currently?
I can live with $1.33/gallon. Cheaper than milk!

Favorite lunch meat?
Smoked turkey breast.

Gray's Anatomy or Desperate Housewives?
GA lost my interest after Addison left. Give me DH.

What famous LIVING actor would you like to have dinner with?
Edward Norton to start.

What is the last book you read?
I'm rereading two favorites at the moment - 'The Great Santini' and 'Twilight'.

Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
Why would I eat a butterfly?

What noises do you currently hear?
The Big Bang Theory is on. I lurvvvvve Sheldon!

Do you know anyone who is currently in jail right now?
Yep. He'll be there for a long time. Wished they'd bury him under it.

Do you know someone who cries to get what they want?
Unfortunately, I know quite a few women who will lower themselves to such stupidity. I want to smack the shit out of them.

Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
The river.

At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
Relationship. I'm all for making new friends!

Sunday somethings...

2008-12-14T06:24:00.002-06:00

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Sunday Stealing: The Christmas Meme

1. Wrapping paper or gift bags? Mostly all wrapping paper with a few bags here and there. Kids like to rip paper, so I keep bags to a minimum for them. I'll use bags for the adult gifts we take to my MIL's house. Easier to put together and easier to transport.

2. Real tree or Artificial? Fake all the way. The Man has allergies and I don't like vacuuming needles 10 times a day.

3. When do you put up the tree? Anytime after Thanksgiving. Ours is up now, but still undecorated. We need to go to the Big City(again!) to get the LED lights The Man wants. Lights have to go on first, so the tree is naked.

4. When do you take the tree down? Sometime after the new year and before the kids go back to school.

5. Do you like eggnog? I do. I like it better when liquor is added to it.

6. Favorite gift received as a child? Bike, skates, skateboard, basketball goal...

7. Hardest person to buy for? MIL because she doesn't ever seem to like anything. Even things she says she wants, her nose will turn up at it once it's unwrapped.

8. Easiest person to buy for? Any of the kids.

9. Do you have a nativity scene? I do, but it's not displayed. It was a gift.

10. Mail or email Christmas cards? I don't send Christmas cards.

11. Worst Christmas gift you ever received? Any kitchen machines/utensils/gadgets I didn't ask for. MIL is usually the ~~offender~~ giver.

12. Favorite for Christmas dinner? I like it all!

13. When do you start shopping for Christmas? This year has been VERY weird. I started the day after Thanksgiving. I usually don't start until 2 weeks before Christmas.

14. Have you ever recycled a Christmas present? I have absolutely regifted. Or if it's clothes that were too big or didn't fit right, I'd donate them.

15. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas? What's the difference between this ? and #12?

16. Lights on the tree? Of course!

17. Favorite Christmas song? Christmas Canon Rock...or anything in my playlist over there. ------>

18. Travel at Christmas or stay home? We stay home and then go to MIL's in the afternoon. I like being home for Christmas.

19. Angel on the tree top or a star? Mini Man has a Santa on there right now. It's the only thing on the tree. When we get it all decorated, I'll put my light up angel on top.

20. Open the presents Christmas Eve or morning? Christmas morning, but I can be bribed to allow one present to be opened on the Eve. ;)

Unconscious Mutterings
Travel :: Expenses

Expensive :: Taste

Backspace :: Mistake

Traffic noise :: Horns

Now see here :: ...you little pervert.

Vegetables :: Greens

Chat :: IM

Your calling :: Card

Weekly :: Meeting

Oh! :: Shit!

The Sunday Seven
THIS WEEK’S QUESTION:
Name the seven people on Barbara Walters’ Top 10 Most Fascinating People of 2008 list that you care the least about.
1. Miley Cyrus
2. Tom Cruise
3. Thomas Beatie(is NOT a man!)
4. Rush Limbaugh
5. Tina Fey(She's funny and does a great Palin, but fascinating?)
6. Frank Langella
7. Will Smith(Most fascinating what?!)

That left Barack Obama, Sarah Palin, and Michael Phelps - all who really deserved to be on her list, I think. What about Vladamir Putin, Ben Bernanke, Randy Pausch, Robert Downey Jr., Stephenie Meyer, Brett Favre(although I really don't like him), Dara Torres, Sam Houser, Judd Apatow, Rafael Nadal, Thom Yorke(Radiohead), Mark Zuckerberg, Christian Bale...

Tagged! and more...

2008-12-13T08:06:00.004-06:00

The Fish tagged me for the 7 random or weird things about me meme.

The rules:(And we all know how I feel about rules.)
Link to the person who tagged you.
Post the rules on your blog.
Share seven things about yourself - some random, some weird.
Tag seven people at the end of your post and link to them.
Let each person know they’ve been tagged and leave a comment on their blog and/or Twitter.
Let the tagger know when your entry is posted.

Seven things about Poptart:
1. I drink Diet Coke morning, noon, and night. At home, there is always a glass of it within reach - even when I go to bed. I take a bottle with me when I go out. In the new year, I'm going to try to stop drinking it as much. Wish me luck. I'll need all I can get.

2. I lost the toenail on my big right toe a couple years ago. It grew back. I thought it would be all weird looking for some reason, but it looks the same as the old one.

3. I have very little patience with stupid people. My family will physically take a step back when they feel I'm going to go off on someone - like the condescending prick last night. Yes, I'm a woman. No, you don't have to explain the fucking Casio digicam to me like I'm 10. Oh yeah, they stepped back and watched.

4. I cry when I'm really angry. Always have. People mistakenly take that as a sign of vulnerability. Think again. If I'm mad AND crying, you better get out of my way.

5. My first words ever to The Man were not nice. His attitude rubbed me the wrong way. We became fast friends. Go figure.

6. Even though outwardly I seem to be very confident and sociable, inwardly I often feel shy and socially awkward - especially around men I find attractive.

7. I've pissed in the middle of an Interstate highway before - in bumper to bumper traffic. I was 18 and it wasn't a dare. Did I say I was also on a first date? A blind first date?

Now, the rules say to tag 7 people. I'm not going to. Neener! ;)

Saturday 9: 'Tis the Season

1. Do you enjoy receiving or giving presents more? I know we're supposed to say giving, but today I'm going to say receiving. I love getting pressies!

2. What is you favorite holiday film? A Christmas Story(Ralphie!), Christmas Vacation, The Santa Clause, Elf, Love Actually, One Magic Christmas, Mixed Nuts, Christmas With the Kranks, Christmas in Connecticut(1945), etc. You didn't really expect me to just pick one or two, right?

3. Have you started or finished your gift shopping? I WILL be done, finished, finito today. Oh yes I will!

4. What does this time of year mean to you? It's a time for families to get together. It's a time to reflect on the year we had. It's a time to make plans for the new year.

5. What is your favorite holiday song? Take a look at my music player over there ------>

6. What do you love about the holiday season? The excitement. The goodwill. The giving. The receiving. Decorating. Christmas Eve night alone with The Man. Christmas morning. Family.

7. What do you hate about the holiday season? Scrooges. Being subjected to listening to 'Last Christmas' sung by Wham. GAH!

8. Do religious ceremonies play a part in your holiday traditions? If yes, how? No. I'm a heathen raising heathens.

9. Who will you spend the holidays with? My wonderful family.

Your Christmas is Most Like: A Christmas Story

Loving, fun, and totally crazy.

Don't shoot your eye out!

What Movie Is Your Christmas Most Like?

Snow day with no snow...

2008-12-12T08:50:00.006-06:00

We didn't get any snow yesterday, but the schools are closed today 'for weather'. We have a couple schools in our system that are 'up on the mountain' and if they have to close for icy roads and such, the whole county has to close. So the kids are out for that reason. They love the mountain. I have a love/hate relationship with it. ;)

The Man and I got most of our shopping done in the Big City yesterday. It wasn't for lack of trying to get it all done though. Music Girl kind of derailed us from our plans and we spent more time doing things with her. The Man has said he doesn't want to shop with her again. He says he can tolerate it with me - even when I drag him through all the lingerie departments. But Music Girl is another thing. Oh well. We just have a handful of gifts to get now. No biggie.

Even though the Big City wasn't supposed to get snow, it did. It started sleeting while we were eating at TGIFriday's. And it was full on snowing when we came out of Peebles an hour or so later. The Man was in heaven. Heaven! I kept calling the house to see if it had started there and everytime, nada - nothing. We just got rain and sleet that froze after midnight. ACK!

Just want to add that even though I haven't been commenting the last couple of days, I've still been ~~stalking~~ reading my favorite bloggy friends. You all know how it is at times.

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Friday Fill-Ins
1. Friends are a must have in life.

2. Don't fuck with your health; it's too important.

3. I'm ready for my close up, Mr. Deville.

4. McGraw cologne is one of my new favorite perfumes or aftershaves or smells.

5. The oldest ornament I have is the white angel with lights tree topper.

6. Take some snow, milk, sugar, and vanilla, mix it all together and you have snow cream.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to hanging out at home, tomorrow my plans include doing the last of my Christmas shopping(!) and Sunday, I want to have a movie/dinner date with The Man!

Thursday Thunks
1. Do you like waffles? They're okay. I prefer pancakes.
2. Name 3 things that is within your reach right now, excluding anything to do with your computer/laptop. Mr&Mrs Smith DVD, PVR remote, Dancing with Manatees scholastic reader that Hyper Boy is reading to me.
3. Do you hang laundry out on a line outside? No, I have this thing called a dryer.
4. Loss of vision, ability to speak or hearing - which do you choose? (you have to choose one....) And just who is going to make me?
5. On a scale from 1 - 10, how are your computer skills? I 'm around a 7.
6. Do you volunteer or donate to anything around the holidays? Yes.
7. If a person receives a DUI while in government office, should he lose his/her position? I think if it's their first such offense, no.
8. Do you take vitamins? Daily.
9. Do you wear fingernail polish? Sometimes.
10. If every flower in the world only grew into one color, which color would you want? Something bright - yellow.

Goodwill, snow, and a Christmas meme...

2008-12-11T06:13:00.006-06:00

Ever been in a Goodwill store? Well, I hadn't until last weekend. I walked the aisles and aisles of clothes kind of in a daze. I'm not really sure why. The Man could tell there was something off about me and asked what was up. All that I could say was that I felt weird. A few minutes later, I had this intense feeling to get out of there and we left.

Ever get a feeling like that about a place? I still can't put my finger on it. When I was a kid, I'd get uncomfortable feelings about people or homes/places. Oh well. It just makes me wonder. You know?

The news is calling for at least an inch of snow in our area starting sometime this afternoon. The Man grew up in places that would get a lot of snow and he gets excited anytime snow is mentioned. But this is the South and we don't handle snow too well. The grocery stores will be packed this morning. The school board will be debating whether to close school early - even though it's not supposed to start until after 3:00. The gas stations will have lines of cars with people filling their tanks AND gas cans for generators. By 3:00, businesses will decide to close so employees can get home safely. Again, this is before the first flake falls!

Okay. I'm probably exaggerating. The first flake might have fallen. *grin*

Our plans aren't changing because of the impending ~~blizzard~~ snow. We're still going to the Big City to shop and shop and shop some more. Music Girl will be there and we hope to meet up with her for dinner if her schedule permits.

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1. Egg Nog or Hot Chocolate? Egg nog with 'juice'. Heh.
2. Does Santa wrap presents or just sit them under the tree? Santa has the elves wrap the presents - including most of the stocking stuffers.
3. Colored lights on tree/house or white? Colored lights this year. We had white lights last year. We switch up.
4. Do you hang mistletoe? No.
5. When do you put your decorations up? When I feel like it.
6. What is your favorite holiday dish (excluding dessert)? I like it all!
7. Favorite holiday memory as a child: Finding and playing with presents before Mom wrapped them.
8. When and how did you learn the truth about Santa? I was around 7 or 8 and heard my sister's boyfriend playing with my Santa toy. I was in bed and everybody thought I was asleep.
9. Do you open a gift on Christmas Eve? No.
10. How do you decorate your Christmas Tree? Lights, lots of red decorations, red garland, things the kids bring home from school, etc.
11. Snow! Love it or Dread it? I like it, but I don't like driving in it.
12. Can you ice skate? On my ass, maybe.
13. Do you remember your favorite gift? There's been many - bike, basketball goal, giftcards, ring, stereo equipment...
14. What is the most important thing about the Holidays for you? Slowing down and spending time with the family.
15. What is your favorite Holiday Dessert? Pecan pie, death by chocolate.
16. What is your favorite holiday tradition? Driving around town looking at lights.
17. What tops your tree? A small angel that lights up.
18. Which do you prefer giving or receiving? Giving, but I don't mind receiving either. ;)
19. What is your favorite Christmas Song? Christmas Canon Rock.
20. Candy Canes! Yuck or Yum? Eh...
21. What do you want for Christmas? Within the last 24 hours, both my DVD player and digicam have broken. I'm adding those to my wishlist, but it's probably too late. Oh well.
22. Do you attend an annual Christmas Party? No.
23. Do you dress up on Christmas or wear PJs? Something sexy Christmas Eve, chemise and robe Christmas morning, and casual dress at MIL's Christmas afternoon.
24. Do you own a santa hat? Yes, and elves hats too.
25. Who do you normally spend Christmas with? We spend the a.m. at home and then go to MIL's house around 1p.m.

What a shocker!

2008-12-11T06:07:00.002-06:00

Your Sensuality Score is: 75%

You taste, smell, feel, see, and hear more strongly than most people.

Even the smallest sensual act can be quite divine for you.

You are a hedonist. You like to experience it all... whether it's food, art, music, or sex.

If you're not careful, you're apt to overindulge or get addicted to a certain pleasure.

How Sensual Are You?

I do like to overindulge. ;)

Almost done!

2008-12-10T07:49:00.006-06:00

I am thisclose to being done with Christmas shopping. YES! I've never been this far ahead in...forever. In fact, The Man and I usually don't even start until now - a couple weeks before Christmas. One more outing with The Man tomorrow and we should be done, done, done.

Then, next week while the kids are in school, I'll wrap, wrap, wrap. And go through all their toyboxes and rooms and get rid of toys that are broken or haven't been played with in a long time. Broken ones will be thrown away and good ones will be cleaned and donated.

We never made it to Frederick's this past weekend. We were in Target and discussing where to go next. We had time to stop one more place and Olive Garden won out. We were both starving and McD's drive thru just wouldn't cut it. So, I told him as long as I could get something from Target, I'd be all right with not going to Frederick's. I picked out some cute, red panties and a black and white chemise. A bit conservative, but still sexy.

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TMI Tuesday #164
1. Do you consider sexy underthings a present for you or your partner?
Both! I love receiving sexy lingerie as a gift. I don't consider it selfish for The Man to get such things for me since we both enjoy it. He can be a bit more conservative when it comes to wearing things for me, but he's getting better. Yes, I'm very much a visual person too and like seeing him in sexy stuff.

2. What are 3 characteristics of "your type"?
*Extrovert - I couldn't be with some quiet, shy type.
*Easy going - Uptight and moody is something I can't deal with.
*Independent - You a mama's boy? Or looking to be taken care of? I'm not your girl.
Have your best relationship(s) been with your type or when you have gone against it?
It's a disaster when I go against my 'type'.

3. What is on your Santa list this year?
My list for The Man is:
*Victoria's Secret giftcard
*a new 'toy' - My favorite is toast. The 'motor' died. *grin*
*new cd player for my car

4. Generally speaking, who has historically had a higher libido, you or your partner(s)?
The Man and I both have had consistently high libidos throughout our relationship - which we consider normal. As for other partners, I won't go there.

5. The unsculptured female bush seems to have passed from fashion. What about men, do you think they need to trim and shave "down there"?
It's not a must or a deal breaker, but I prefer neatly trimmed.

Bonus (as in optional):What are a few of your favorite things (both sexual, non-sexual)?
I like being 'teased' until I'm almost out of control.
I like being on top.
I like using remote control 'toys' in public - letting The Man control the remote. ;)

Football
Music
My soft, red robe.

Wednesday Weirdness #33
1.) Do you get along with your significant other's parents? If you've never met their parents or if you're single, how did you usually get along with former SO's parents?
The Man's Dad lives in Texas, so we don't see enough of him to know if I'd 'get along' with him or not. When I have seen him, there's never been a problem. My MIL is another thing entirely. She lives very close and is in our business a lot. I am civil to her for The Man's sake, but there are times I really want to rip her a new one.

2.) Have you ever stolen a tip from a table while eating at a restaurant?
Never.
If you saw someone doing this, would you speak up or pretend you never saw anything?
I have seen it done before and told the person to put it back. I'd do it again if I ever see someone attempt to steal from a waiter/waitress.

3.) Do you have any sexual fantasies that you’d never admit to anyone?
I haven't told The Man ALL my fantasies, but he knows most. There is one that's kind of embarrassing to admit and I don't know how he'd take it.

4.) What smells do you find comforting?
White Diamonds perfume because it was my Mom's favorite. When I'm near someone that's wearing it, I 'drink it in'.
Baking bread, again, because of my Mom. She baked bread a lot.
The scent of honeysuckle because it reminds me of my favorite 'safe spot' that I'd go to when I was a kid.

5.) Do you ever resent your significant other for not earning more money?
What's to resent? He works his ass off and he makes what he makes.
Do you ever find yourself jealous because your SO earns more money than you?
Maybe I'm weird, but I've never even thought to be jealous of such a thing. We both work and contribute. Bills get paid. We have savings. We can afford what we need and most of what we want. If I make more or if he does, so what?

6.) If you had to wear a Halloween costume for 3 hours a day, ever day, for the rest of your life, which would it be and why?
I have to take in account the different seasons and aging since I am going to live a long life. I'm sensible like that. So, I'd say a white angel costume that I could adjust the length of the dress and with removable sleeves for work/warm weather. Oh and instead of a halo, I'd wear red, glittery devil horns 'cause who'd believe me to be an angel? ;)

7.) Have you ever had sex with someone and kept a piece of their undergarments or anything else for any reason?
Oh, I have a drawer full of stuff I could show you. HA!
Have you ever had someone want or try to keep something of yours?
From time to time. ;)

#57

2008-12-09T09:45:00.000-06:00

My laid back day has turned into a rerun of yesterday. No weekend update again. Music Girl and I are off to spend some more $$. We're going out under the guise of buying food to make white chili for tomorrow. But you know and I know, I'm going to find a store with an 'intimate apparel' department. ;)

1. Typically, what time do you wake up? I wake up several times a night. I get up somewhere between 2:30-3:00 a.m.

2. On a good night, what time are your kids in bed? They need to be upstairs by 7 and in bed by 8 - if we're home.

3. How long have you been a mommy? Over half my life.

4. How old were you when you became a mom? 20.

5. What is your favorite kids T.V. show? Lazy Town - because of Sportacus. I haven't seen it in a while. Is it still on?

6. What is your least favorite kids T.V. show? Teletubbies and the like.

7. What is your favorite chore? Straightening up a room/putting things away.

8. What is your favorite meal to cook? Home made pizza or anything I can throw in the crockpot.

9. What is your least favorite meal to cook? Anything I know the kids will fuss and pout about.

10. What is your kid's favorite meal? Happy Meals. UGH!

11. What is your favorite thing your husband does with your kids? Family time.

12. What are 5 things that make you smile when you are being a mom? Being goofy with them, watching them do something they love, teaching them something new, end of the day hugs and kisses, when they've had a great day and are so excited about it, etc.

13. If you could take your kids anywhere, where would it be? Back to Colorado to stay.

14. When was the last time you went out without your kids? Yesterday. And the day before that. And today I'm going shopping with Music Girl. I get plenty of kid-free time.

15. What is your favorite pastime/activity to do with your kids? Playing football/frisbee, working on projects, going out, sporting events, etc.

16. Name one thing you said you would never say as a mother. "Because I'm the boss." I still laugh about that one.

17. Name something you do that your mom did. I give lots of hugs like my Mom did.

18. What is your favorite quality your mom ~~has~~ had? She was very liberal-minded which I always admired.

19. What is your favorite kids book? I like the Junie B. Jones books that the kids have.

20. What is your favorite advice for new moms? Don't be so uptight about everything. Relax. Don't forget that your relationship with your SO is the most important.

21. What is your most heartbreaking moment as a mom? Realizing that although their best interest is always in my mind, mine isn't always in theirs.

22. What is your most joyful moment being a mom? Watching them do things they love and excel at.

23. When was the last time you told one of your kids you loved them? This morning when I dropped them off at school.

24. When was the last time you were told? The same.

#56

2008-12-08T14:51:00.004-06:00

Thanks everyone for all the comment love yesterday. Sorry I don't have the time to comment back to each of you. Hopefully, I'll have time to post my weekend update stuff tomorrow.

I've been keeping this meme in my drafts for quite a while. Enjoy! And snag it if you want to. Now I've got to get back to what I'm supposed to be doing. UGH! hehehe

1. Chocolate or vanilla? I'll never be accused of being a chocoholic, so give me vanilla.

2. Who were you with last night? The Man...and we had a great time.

3. Are most of your friends in your life new or old? Most - if not all - are old friends. The older I get, the harder it's been to find new friends for some strange reason.

4. Do you like candy necklaces? ICK! No.

5. Do you eat raw cookie dough? No. It's WAY too sweet.

6. Pancakes or French Toast? Banana pancakes, please.

7. How do you like your eggs? I mostly cook them scrambled, but I like hard boiled best.

8. Creamy or crunchy peanut butter? Creamy.

9. Instant or home-made mashed potatoes? Home made with evaporated milk instead of regular. Makes it creamier - yummier!

10. Can you handle the truth? The truth can hurt sometimes, but I hate being lied to more.

11. What is the compliment you get from most people? It's usually along the lines of, "You look great! How much weight have you lost?!" Also, I get a lot of compliments on my hair.

12. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself? Not sure.

13. Is anyone on your bad side right now? Maybe. *smirk*

14. What’s the best drinking game? Ummm, the ones that are made up to tv shows. You know, where the rules are you take a shot everytime someone says a certain word/phrase. If you watch a show long enough, you'll know which words to pick to get a nice buzz going by the end.

15. Do you like your music loud or soft? Totally depends on the song.

16. Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them? I'm not into the whole worn look.

17. When was the last time you fell over or ran into something? I run into things daily. I never pay much attention to those kind of things anymore. Oh, I did run my shopping cart into a display earlier. GAH!

18. What’s the first movie that gave you nightmares? I'm so embarrassed to say that The Ghost and Mr. Chicken scared the crap out of me when I was little.

19. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be? Batman - Christian Bale. Did you see that one coming?

20. Have you ever sung in front of the mirror? Many times.

21. Do you talk a lot? No.

22. Do you make up your own words? Do I look like George W. Bush?

23. Are you typically a jealous person? Not so much, no.

24. What is something you say a lot? "What the hell are you doing?!" *grin*

25. What was the last movie you saw in theaters? Four Christmases.

26. Deep Thoughts About Life and You in it? Not here.

27. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? Me? Sleep alone? HA!

28. Who have you kissed on your top friends? Stupid MySpace...

29. Do you still talk to the person you had your first kiss with? I have no idea what became of him...second grade was a long time ago.

30. Do you stay friends with your ex's? No.

31. “First Loves Are Never Over;” is this true for you? I'm still with mine, so...

32. Think of all your exes. Would you take any of them back? I'm thinking...no.

33. What attracted you to your recent ex? I honestly don't remember. There wasn't much he had to offer truthfully.

34. What didn’t you like about your recent ex? He had no ambition, no future plans.

35. When was your last kiss? Last night.

36. Are you/have you been in love? I am.

37. Would you wear a boyfriend/girlfriends clothes? Sure.

38. What would you say if an ex said "I love you." I'd tell them to get over it.

39. Do you consider love a mistake? No.

40. What do you find romantic? Thoughtful little things are more romantic to me than big, grand gestures.

41. Turn-on? Strong forearms, nice chest, cute ass, confidence, ready at the drop of a hat...

42. Turn-off? rudeness, smug, b.o., timid...

43. Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or just diving in? Eh...

44. Have you ever wished it was more socially acceptable for a girl to ask a guy out? I thought it was.

45. Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? Beauty is in the eye of...

46. Have you ever had sex on the beach? Yes.

47. Have you ever been cheated on? Yep. Hurts like a motherfucker.

48. Are you too forgiving? Yes, but I never forget either. It all works out. *wicked grin*

49. Believe its possible to remain faithful forever? I'm probably not the right person to ask.

50. What was your New Year's resolution? For 2008 it was to lose weight and be healthier. Done!

And what did YOU do last night?

2008-12-07T08:11:00.000-06:00

Going Santa shopping today! I'm hoping we'll be able to knock most of the big stuff out. The Man wants to take me to Frederick's too to buy a new 'outfit'. Who am I to argue? ;)

Which reminds me. Mini Man came in my bedroom this morning to ask me a question. He sat at the desk and I stayed put in bed, under the covers. I'm modest like that. Anyway, I noticed him diverting his eyes a lot to the wall opposite my side of the bed and acting weird. Well, weird for him.

He needed my help to jumpstart his truck so he could leave. Okay. He walks out and I climb out of bed. Right there, 3 feet from where he had been sitting was one of my favorite Frederick's outfits(and accessories) that I got to wear - a few minutes at least - last night. *ahem*

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Sunday Stealing
1. When you buy a greetings card are the words or the picture more important to you?
I mostly buy humorous cards, so they're both important. I guess the words are a bit more important though.

2. Do you ever make gifts for people, if so what, or do you buy them?
I'm not crafty at all.

3. Are you going on holiday this year? If so, where?
This year is almost over and I've got zero plans on going anywhere. The Man keeps bringing up going to see his Dad in Texas, but I don't see that happening before the new year.

4. What was the best party you've ever been to?
Hmmm, the more memorable ones all have tour buses in common. Or backstage passes. ;)

5. If you are married, describe your wedding. If not, what would your ideal wedding be like?
The Man and I did it right. We ran off and got married, then called everyone.

6. What's the most romantic thing that's ever been said to you?
You wanna?

7. What's your favorite romantic song?
'Pour Some Sugar on Me'

8. Favorite heartbreak song?
'You've Lost That Loving Feeling'

9. Which celebrity would you like a dream date with?
How many times do I got to say it? Rufus Sewell. Call Me!

10. Which female celebrity do you find beautiful??
Kate Beckinsale

11. Which male celebrity do you think is attractive?
Jensen Ackles

12. Describe the kind of underwear you normally wear.
Colorful, hipster, soft, cute.

13. If you could be in a television sit-com, which would you choose?
Supernatural. Hey, Dean and Sam are funny at times!

14. Which character would you like to be?
I would be Dean's new love interest. And a kickass demon slayer! Watch out, Sam. HA!

15. What are your favorite boy and girl names?
Buddy and Hilde. WTH?!

16. What's your supermarket of choice?
Krogers. But I'd love a Whole Foods closer than 70 miles.

17. What is your best character trait?
I always ask if anyone else wants the last slice of pizza.

18. What is your worst habit?
Taking the last slice of pizza even when someone else wants it. Sucker!

19. Elaborate on your default icon.
It's a 'close enough' digital rendering of me.

20. What is your current relationship status?
Which one?
Some of my multiple personalities are single and some are married. *grin*

21. Ever have a near death experience?
Yes. I was caught in a strong undertow once.

22. Name an obvious quality about you?
I like to answer ?? about myself. Duh!

23. What’s the name of a song stuck in your head right now?
The new Gavin Rossdale song, 'Love Remains the Same'. Damn you, Gavin!

24. Name a celebrity you would marry.
I believe that would be illegal - for half my personalities.

25. Do you like pain?
No. I prefer pleasure.

Saturday 9: How Do You Sleep

1. How long do you sleep each night?
Usually, between 4-6 hours.

2. Do you fall asleep easily?
Some nights are easier than others, but I never have a particularly hard time falling asleep.

3. Do you fall asleep at times not in your bed?
I have been known to be lulled asleep in the passenger seat of a car. At home, I have to be really tired to fall asleep anywhere but the bed.

4. Do you listen to music or use “white noise” to sleep?
No.

5. Do you sleep through the night or get up a couple of times?
I hardly ever get up, but I do wake up at least a couple times during the night.

6. Do you have trouble sleeping away from your own bed?
No. Sleep is sleep.

7. Do you need an alarm clock to get you up?
The Man uses the alarm clock. And I, in turn use him as my alarm clock.

8. Do you ever take medication to help you sleep?
Don't need to.

9. Do you/have you slept with pets?
No. Never. Whenever I've had pets, they have had their own beds/places to sleep.

Saturday Special
~Fill In The Blanks~

1. Going my way?

2. Working for the weekend.

3. Feeling groovy.

4. Having some music flashbacks here. *grin*

Unconscious Mutterings

Love affair :: Rendezvous

Bubble :: Machine(Damn you Mr. Welk!)

Pimple :: Cream

Knocks :: Life of hard...

Persistent :: Tenacious

Infected :: Wound

Yay! :: Yeehaw!

Repaint :: Second coat

Daily :: Vitamin

Quickly! :: Hurry!

Make mine a double...

2008-12-06T15:50:00.002-06:00

Stood up...again!

2008-12-05T11:12:00.002-06:00

To whom it may concern,

This is the third time you've stood me up for lunch(this week!). If you're having some kind of internal struggle with meeting up with me, stop calling and rescheduling. Just tell me what the deal is. I'm a big girl.

Yours truly,
Hungry Poptart

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On a happier note:
ALL my Cyber Monday orders have shipped. Yes! I'll be seeing my UPS and FedEx guys next week. ;)

Now on to what this blog is really about...

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Thursday Thunks(Yeah, I know it's Friday.)
1. Have you ever not thought about the possibility of suicide?
I have never thought of suicide as a possibility or a reality for me. Not even through the teen angst years did it cross my mind. When it's ever come up, friends seem quite baffled with this. But honestly, nothing has ever been so bad that I thought it an option. I'm rather fond of living.

2. How many dogs have you owned in your life? What Kind? What were their names?
No idea. I'll have to name them, then count - Ginger(Golden Retriever), Major(German Shepherd), Lady(Poodle), Inky(black Cocker Spaniel), and Sport(Beagle/Pitbull mix). That makes 5.

3. In one word, what do most people describe you as?
Passionate. And in more ways than one.

4. Do you watch HouseMD?
I've seen a couple reruns.

5. What irritates you most about your neighbors?
The neighbor to our right is the only one we have issues with. They let their dog run all over the neighborhood even after many complaints of it jumping on and knocking people down. This is something that happens daily. GAH! I carry a stick with me just to go to my car.

6. Have you ever called someone in for some sort of abuse or neglect on humans, animals or property?
Yes regarding humans and animals.

7. What color is the sky in your world?
Literally and figuratively, it's very blue and mostly sunny.

8. Did you see those 2 planets that everyone is talking about this week?
The Man pointed them out to me. We had no idea what they were. I know now.

9. Would you like to submit your own question for future Thursday Thunks?
I'm an answerer not a questioner.

10. Do you have a skin condition? Are you gonna tell us what it is?
I get dry skin on my feet during the cold months. Nothing a glob of Eucerin won't fix though. HA!

11. Have you ever had an STD?
All 1,658 tests have come back negative.
I kid!
I've only been tested a couple hundred times - all negative. *smirk*

12. Do you do any crafts?
I am not crafty. At least not in the sewing, creating stuff way.

13. Peanut Butter & Jelly - what flavor is the jelly?
I don't 'do' jelly. I like my peanut butter sandwich naked.

14. Stripes or polka-dots?
What? No prints? I'm kind of into paisley prints. I totally rock the paisley! ;)

15. What accent drives you crazy? Is it a good crazy or a bad crazy?
An Australian accent drives me good crazy. Hello? Hugh Jackman - sexiest man alive according to People mag.
I know this isn't an accent, but something that drives me bad crazy are grown women who do the whole 'high school girly girl' voice. You know the one. High-pitched with some baby talk going on. Drives. Me. Nuts.

Friday Fill-Ins
1. Snow isn't something we see a lot around here.

2. I'm looking forward to seeing Trans-Siberian Orchestra on the 21st.

3. Lindt truffles is are the best chocolates ever!

4. One of my favorite old tv shows is MacGyver.

5. I'm done with half of my Christmas shopping.

6. The most enjoyable thing around the holidays is driving around looking at all the Christmas lights/displays.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to the parade in the next town over, tomorrow my plans include work, another parade, going out with The Man and Sunday, I want to sleep late!

Friday Fun
1. Did you do the so fun Black Friday shopping? Did you get any really good deals?
I did 'do' Black Friday this year. I got a few good deals, yeah.

2. Does your family do gifts for everyone or do you draw names?
We buy gifts for the nieces and nephews and our kids.

3. About how many people do you have to gift this year?
15+

4. How about that big holiday meal? That can get pricey so how do you save some money and still put on a great meal?
MIL does all the major cooking for Christmas. I make a couple side dishes and desserts.

5. What are your top 5 tips for saving money this year on gifts? I always love finding something new and different!
1. Shop online at .coms that have free shipping and at least 40% off.
2. Shop discount bookstores.
3. Budget! Set a $$ limit on each gift, make your list, and don't go over budget.
4. Go straight for the clearance racks. I found 3 gifts for $5/each today on clearance. Saved $8.
5. Shop at WalMart at 3a.m. No lines, no crowds, and things are restocked for the most part. How does that save $$? Because you can take your time. How many people get all frustrated with the crowds and lines and empty shelves? And then just say, 'Fuck it!' and grab any old thing to buy?

Friday 5
When did you last have a mid-day nap?
It's been years.

When did you last have milk and cookies?
A couple weeks ago.

When did you last have a bubble bath?
Can't remember. I'm not really into bubble baths.

When did you last jump on the furniture?
Mini Me and I jumped on my bed this morning. She was being all grumpy again and I had to get her out of that funk before taking her to school.

When did you last play in the mud?
I mud wrestle almost every weekend. ;)

Wish List

2008-12-04T08:17:00.001-06:00

So I went and ~~stole~~ found a new layout. I wanted a more seasonal look - something in red, my favorite color - for my wish list post. Then, the old header looked ridiculous on my new place. Okaaaay. Downloaded Paint.net and whipped up something quick. Had to keep my Miss Hepburn quote though. Had. To.

So yeah, I made the place look a bit more festive. Come January 1st, I'll be looking for a new layout. Does it ever end? *grin*

Snagged the wish list idea from NurseExec who snagged it from Deb at Through Thick and Thin.

The Rules:
Make a post to your blog.

The post should contain your list of holiday wishes.

The wishes can be anything at all, from simple and fandom-related ("I'd love a header that's made just for me") to medium ("I wish for _____ on DVD") to really big ("All I want for Christmas is a new car/computer/house/TV.") Or they can be life situation specific or wishes for other people's lives. Nothing about this has to be about material objects if you don't want it to be.
The important thing is, make sure these wishes are things you really, truly want.- If you wish for real life things, make sure you include some sort of contact info in your post, whether it's your address or just your email address where Santa (or one of his elves) could get in touch with you.-

Also, make sure you post some version of these guidelines on your blog, or link to this post (it'll be public) so that the holiday joy will spread.

Step Two - Surf around your blog roll to see who has posted their list. And now here's the important part:- If you see a wish you can grant, and it's in your heart to do so, make someones wish come true. Sometimes someones trash is anothers treasure, and if you have a leather jacket you don't want or a gift certificate you won't use--or even know where you could get some one's dream purebred Basset Hound for free--do it.

You needn't spend money on these wishes unless you want to. The point isn't to put people out, it's to provide everyone a chance to be someone else's holiday elf--to spread the joy. Gifts can be made anonymously or not--it's your call.There are no rules with this project, no guarantees, and no strings attached.

Just...wish, and it might come true. Give, and you might receive. And you'll have the joy of knowing you made someones holiday special.

Here's my 2008 Wish List:

1. I would really like some restaurant gift certificates. Being head chef for 20+ years makes me soooooo appreciate going out to eat.

2. I hope Movie Girl will find the strength to let go of some of her demons.

3. I'm almost out of my favorite scent - Obsession. I need more.

4. The Man and I are in critical need of a weekend of fun - alone.

5. I'm especially wishing for those that find pleasure in bullying The Joker have a change of heart.

6. I hope to continue my healthier ways and hit my goal weight in 2009. I'm thisclose!

7. Can I please get my George Foreman grill already? I've asked for one for years and nada.

8. I would love to continue blogging and eventually meet some of the awesome people I've met through this process. We need an IRL blogger's party!!

9. I need more ~~followers~~ friends and lovers up and over there ---->. ;)

10. I want to be a Ghost Hunter. Come on Jason and Grant, call me!

Did I really just say that?!

2008-12-03T12:35:00.005-06:00

So, this morning on the way to school - before getting out of the driveway even - Hyper Boy starts teasing Mini Me. I don't jump in right away because MM can take up for herself in most things where HB is concerned. This morning, however, was different. Seems like Mini Me is taking cues from me and was super grumpy this morning. She starts whining in her little girl, high-pitched voice that instantly drives me insane. I swear I see red when I hear it.

Anyway, it's apparent that I'm going to have to referee. I even had black and white on. Heh! So yeah, I tell MM, 'Calm down. Don't let HB get to you like that. Don't you see what he's doing?' Then, I flip the mirror to where HB and I can have some eye contact. I proceed to tell him, 'You know it's not too late for Santa to put you on the Naughty List?'

Oh. My. WTF?! Where did I freaking pull that gem from? I can't blame my parents 'cause they never used the Santa/Naughty List card. I felt stupid saying it. I feel stupid now for laying it out here for anybody to read. Maybe MIL does have reason for thinking my parenting abilities are lacking?

Nah. She's just a bitch. And I just had a temporary lack of sense. Oh well, it shut HB up anyway. hehehe

Wednesday Weirdness #32
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1.) If you knew one of your close friends was cheating on their significant other, would you get involved? (EX: Tell their SO, try to talk to your friend about it, etc)
I probably would - and have before - say something to my friend. I can't say that I would involve myself anymore than that though.
Why or why not?
'Cause friends are supposed to be able to bring stuff up - even the serious shit - that's why.

2.) If your SO was cheating on you and one of your close friends knew, would you want them to tell you?
Hell yeah, I'd want them to tell.
Why or why not?
I would want to know so I could start plotting my revenge. *wicked smile*

3.) Have you ever stuffed your bra or underwear to make the size of your breasts or penis seem larger?
I've never had to stuff my bra. I'm 'ample' in that regard. Always have been.

4.) Would you sleep with a friend's significant other behind their back if it were guaranteed you'd never be caught?
Only if given permission, so the 'never being caught' would not apply.

5.) Do you think you are more intelligent than your significant other?
He's smarter than me in certain areas and I'm smarter than him in others. We're a good balance. He probably thinks he tips the scale on the smarter side though. Yeah baby, keep thinking that.

6.) Do you ever fantasize about cheating on your significant other? Are you ever tempted to really go through with it?
Do I have a freaking pulse?! Heck yeah, I fantasize and am tempted.

7.) Have you ever had cyber sex, text sex or phone sex with someone other than your significant other during a relationship?
Short answer - Yes.

8.) Would you cheat on your significant other twice monthly for half a year to have all your debt permanently erased?
You betcha'! And The Man would thank me in the end. Believe it. *grin*

BONUS! Have you ever fantasized about having sex with any blogger friends?
Of course, I have fantasized about other bloggers. DUH! Again. Human. Pulse.
Would you be daring enough to reveal five of them?
I've all of a sudden become very shy.

Not a snowflake in sight...

2008-12-02T09:15:00.000-06:00

School's in session today. Yippee!! And what does Mom do while the kids are away? Well, this Mom strips down to her skivvies and does the Snoopy dance. Oh yeah, verrrry sexy. Believe me. *giggle*

Other than that, I've been feeling a little 'off' today - not like myself. I'm moody. Grumpy. I'm usually grumpy in the early morning, but this is a grumpy-grumpy. A grumpy on top of grumpy. I'm thinking some kind of vodka concoction is in order. HA!

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Has anyone (other than you) touched or smacked your butt in the last 24 hours?
I think The Man would glue his hand to my ass if I would let him. So, yeah my butt has been touched, caressed, smacked, groped...

Ever accidentally walked into the opposite genders bathroom in a public setting?
No, I can read. And I'm very observant of these things.

Ever intentionally walked into the opposite genders bathroom in a public setting?
Yes. I don't tolerate long lines while doing the 'don't pee on myself' dance very well. Oh, and there's been a few other reasons to go to the men's room too. ;)

Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
I've been pushed AND thrown in fully clothed. Never have I jumped in on my own accord. I'll strip then jump, thanks. I'm just sensible that way.

Do you think you are an argumentative person?
No way. Uh uh. Not me.

Have you ever had a difficult relationship?
Are you kidding me? Who hasn't?!

Are your ears gauged?
Nope.

Do gauged ears bother you?
I don't understand why someone would want to do that, but it doesn't bother me.

Have you ever gotten a hotel room with the only purpose being to have sex in it?
There's another purpose?

When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep?
Yeah. What kind of person gets up on the first alarm?

What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?
Any Steven Seagal movie.

Do you have a completely irrational fear?
Big, hairy...you know.

Do you ever have to beg?
Do I look like a beggar?

What's something weird about you that most people don't know?
I don't have a weird bone in my body.

What is your ideal marriage location?
BTDT.

Burial or cremation?
Mausoleum.

Are you competitive?
I can be.

What is something you like to always do alone?
Poop.

Can you type with your eyes closed?
Proficiently?

Can you tie a knot in a cherry stem with your tongue?
Yes. And why do guys find that interesting?

What is something you got excited about in the last 24 hours?
I scored some nice things online Cyber Monday. I love free shipping and getting things 40% or more off.

Can you read palms or tarot cards?
No. I read books.

Can you ask for help when you need it?
Only after I've exhausted myself trying everything I know. I'm stubborn like that.

Can you name two types of clouds without looking up/googling/searching online for them?
Other than white and fluffy? Ummm, cirrus and nimbus.

Do you know what CPR stands for without asking someone/looking it up/googling it?
Cardiopulmonary resuscitation.

How late did you stay up Thursday night and why?
I was snoozing by 10. Had to get my rest for Black Friday.

Who changed your life the most this year so far?
I did.

Did you know that peeling a wrapper off of a bottle means you're sexually frustrated?
Well, isn't that stupid.

What is the first thing you do in the morning?
Groan.

Do you enjoy writing in pens with colored ink?
No, I prefer crayons. WTH?!

Are you a sarcastic person?
Who me?

Who is the friend you have that you would never have expected to have?
Movie Girl.

What is your salad dressing of choice?
Light Ranch when watching the calories. Bleu Cheese when I just don't give a damn.

What is the last heavy item you lifted?
I had to pick my ego up off the floor this morning. I can do the stupidest things. GAH!

Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
Yep. Head meet windshield. Out like a freaking light.

Have you ever saved someones life?
In my lifeguard days.

Has someone ever saved your life?
So to speak.

Do you prefer tile, hardwood or carpet flooring in your home?
We have a lot of carpet. I prefer hardwood.

What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you've dated?
6 years.

If you weren't straight, what person (ONLY PICK ONE) of the same sex would you do?
Kate Beckinsale is cute.

Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?
Doesn't everybody?

Snowflake freckles and cooties in my hair...

2008-11-30T09:34:00.007-06:00

One ~~follower~~ friend and lover over there ------> WoOt!

It's snowing here. Of course, it's not sticking because it's 37° outside but the kids still got out of school. That's how it is in the South. See a snowflake, close schools. Hyper Boy is sticking his face outside and screaming, 'I got snowflake freckles! I got snowflake freckles!' Mini Me is standing outside the front door watching the snow collect on her hair saying, 'Cooties in my hair! Cooties in my hair!' Our neighbor to the left is standing in his driveway laughing at them both.

It's a good day...

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TEN things you wish you could say to TEN different people right now:
1. Why do you have to lie about even the trivialest of things?
2. Get out of the house for more things than having your hair done and buying groceries.
3. I'm still upset with you for turning my life upside down 5 years ago.
4. You don't have to take her shit. Stick up for yourself more.
5. If you hurt my friend with your illegal shenanigans, you better be prepared for my wrath. It won't be pretty.
6. Stop it with the fake accent. It makes you look and sound silly.
7. She's still having affairs. She also has a profile on Ashley Madison.
8. Stop telling men your husband is okay with you 'playing around'. He's not. You're a liar. I hate you for hurting him.
9. I know you don't like me. I wish you'd stop pretending to care.
10. I like you a little too much.

NINE things about yourself:
1. A day without ~~sex~~ exercise makes me a grumpy girl.
2. When I go shopping, 95% of the time I come home with a new bra or panties or both. Just try to keep me out of the 'Intimate Apparel' department. I dare you. ;)
3. I curse too much. And I don't censor myself around the kids. I've tried and saying 'shoot' for 'shit' just isn't the same.
4. I was brought up by a Mom who took me to church everytime the door was open. I haven't attended church since I was 18.
5. I blush easily.
6. I cry when I'm mad. That makes people think I'm soft. Big mistake.
7. I want to move to Colorado some day.
8. I love The Man more today than I ever have. We've been through a lot in these 20+ years together. Some things I would love to forget. Most things, I want to remember forever.
9. I don't like guacamole.

EIGHT ways to win your heart:
1. Don't smother me with attention. I know lots of girls like it, but it makes me panic and run.
2. Humor goes a long way. Make me laugh. And laugh with me.
3. Don't over analyze my motives. Ask me if you want/need to know why I did something.
4. Do what you say and say what you do.
5. I'm a big girl. I don't need you to fix something just because I tell you about it. I'll let you know when I need ~~rescued~~ help. 'Kay?
6. When I get quiet and need to be alone, don't take it personally. Give me time to think/lick my wounds/simmer down.
7. I NEED touch. I LOVE touch. Give it to me daily.
8. Most importantly, you HAVE to love music. It's all around me - every day. If you give me the stink eye about my music, you're as good as gone.

SEVEN things that cross your mind a lot:
1. Sex
2. How many calories is that?
3. I've got to get in some cardio today.
4. What would my Mom have done in this situation?
5. I need some new bras/panties!
6. What will TM surprise me with next?
7. What's for dinner and can I talk TM into taking us out.

SIX things you do before you fall asleep:
1. Sex - most nights.
2. Brush teeth.
3. Clean up.
4. Pee.
5. Kiss TM.
6. Exit the PVR on the computer.

Oh my aching...

2008-11-30T06:43:00.004-06:00

...tummy!!

I've been eating badly since T-Day and my belly is letting me know this morning how much it does NOT appreciate it. Ow. Ow. Ow. Let's see if Sunday Stealing and such will take my mind off the pain.

Links over there ------>

Sunday Stealing

LAYER 1: Tell us your...

* Name: Freaky Poptart - got to keep this anonymous thing going.
* Birthday (month, day): March 2
* Birthplace: The Volunteer State
* Current location: I still have not escaped TVS.
* Eye color: Today they are hazel. They go between green and hazel all the time.
* Hair color: Music Girl colored my hair T-Day - non permanent, will wash out in a couple months. The box calls it 'roasted chestnut'.

* Height: 5'7"
* Righty or lefty: I'm a righty-tighty.
* Zodiac sign: Pisces

LAYER 2: What's...

* Your heritage: I'm a mutt, but predominantly Irish and American Indian(Cherokee). What a mix, right?
* The shoes you wore today: I haven't put on shoes yet, but I'm planning on wearing my Eccos when I do.
* Your weakness: Men. I get into soooo much trouble.
* Your fears: Big, hairy...spiders!
* Your perfect pizza: I'll eat just about any kind, but if I could order I'd get - thin crust with light sauce and top it with pepperoni, beef, onions, mushrooms(light on the 'shrooms), and tomatoes. Oh, and black olives and real bacon! With mozzarella only please.
* Goals you’d like to achieve: First and foremost is to pay off all debts. I think I'm going to reach my 'goal weight' before that happens though.
* Your first waking thoughts: I don't feel so good.
* Your best physical feature: My incredible shrinking ass. The Man would say the ta-tas though. He's a total breast man.
* Your most missed memory: Holidays spent with my side of the family. *sniff*

LAYER 3: Do you...

* Smoke: Never have.
* Cuss: All the time. GAH!
* Sing: Are you kidding me?! YES!
* Do you think you’ve been in love: Think and know.
* Did you go to college: I did.
* Liked high school: I did.
* Want to get/stay married: I think I'll stay put.
* Believe in yourself: If I don't, who will?
* Think you’re attractive: You betcha!
* Think you’re a health freak: Not the last 4 days or so.
* Get along with your parent(s): I did - back in the day when they were actually living.
* Like thunderstorms: Yep .
* Play an instrument: Many.

LAYER 4: In the past month have you…

* Drank alcohol: Not nearly enough.
* Smoked: No.
* Done a drug: No.
* Made out: November has been a VERY good month!
* Gone on a date: Yep.
* Gone to the mall: A few.
* Eaten an entire box of Oreos: I've never eaten a whole box.
* Eaten sushi: Nope.
* Been on stage: I was on display a few times, yes.
* Been dumped: In a way, yes.
* Gone skating: No.
* Gone skinny dipping: No.
* Stolen Anything: I swiped something, yes. Shhhh!

LAYER 5: Have you ever…

* Played a game that required removal of clothing: Oh yeah.
* Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: I can honestly say I've only been trashed once. Was not pretty.
* Been caught “doing something”: All the freaking time!
* Been called a tease: Me? A tease? *wink*
* Gotten beaten up: No.
* Shoplifted: Yes. I was 5 and Mom wouldn't buy me a toy. It magically appeared in my hands, in the car. Mom took me back and made me give it back to the manager.

LAYER 6:

* Age you did get/hope to be married: I was 19.
* Numbers and names of children (either you have or want): I have a couple. Names aren't happening here.
* Describe your dream mate: Interesting. Funny. Intelligent. Confident. Kind, but not a push over.
* How do you want to die: Old and peacefully.
* What did you want to be when you grow up: Dancer, actor, anesthesiologist...
* What country would you most like to visit: Italy

LAYER 7: Now tell...

* Name a drug you’ve taken illegally: I'm really not into this kind of thing. I did take some of my Mom's valium when I was a teenager.
* Name a person you could trust with my life: Me. Myself. I.
* Name a favorite CD that you own: Cuts Like a Knife - Bryan Adams. Hey, it was the first to pop into my brain.
* Number of piercings: 4
* Number of tattoos: 0 - but that's going to change.
* Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: A lot.
* Name a past experience that you regret: All the food I've eaten the last few days!

Unconscious Mutterings
Sleepy :: Yawn

Thanksgiving :: FOOD!

Fifteen :: ...going on 30.

Authority :: ...always wins.

Bangs :: ...as in She...

Curled :: Twisted.

Young man :: Immature.

Surprised :: Shocked.

Mistake :: Error.

Handle it :: Do it myself.

When all's said and done...

2008-11-29T11:56:00.008-06:00

Thanksgiving wasn't too bad. I was still smarting a little from MIL changing my plans for me, but let's not get into that again. The food was good, the company was great, and when all's said and done, I have too many things to be thankful for to count.

Hey, even MIL's dressing was good. ;)

Call me crazy, but I got up at 3:30 Friday morning to shop at WalMart. My SIL talked me and Music Girl into going to her local WalMart instead of ours. BIG EFFING mistake. Never again.

We got there around 4:40 and couldn't even get down the aisles to just look around. People were parked at all the bundles and wouldn't budge. And if I tried to get by, they'd give me the stink eye. Geez, people.

The only things I really wanted were the $9 movies - Kung Fu Panda and Alvin and the Chipmunks. I located the latter peeking through the black wrap and decided to camp out with the other bundle grinches. At 5, I heard someone yell from the front "Okay. Go!!" The bundle grinches turned into mad dogs ripping the black wrap off. If I weren't in a state of shock and awe, I'd have video'd it with my digicam.

But I was on a mission too. Apparently, my game plan is different from other people. I stayed calm and hung back and let others do most of the work. Most men will help out a truly desperate female in need. ;)

Yeah, yeah. I played the helpless female. Now, don't be hatin'. I don't like to do it unless I really need to. And in that throng of people, I needed to. I tapped a guy's shoulder and asked, 'Could you please grab me an Alvin and a Kung Fu Panda DVD?'

I did this throughout the store. My haul?
*The movies, plus the 2-pack Ratatouille DVD
*3 light sabers - 1 Sith, 1 Obi, 1 Jedi
*2 Hannah Montana dolls
*Jeans, jeans, and more jeans - Wrangler and L.E.I for $8/each!
*3 hoodies
*Play doh cannister
*Various other clothes
*Yahtzee game
*Digital picture frame
*Various other toys

Want to know what I found out this morning? I could have gotten all this - except the jeans - at my local WalMart today. For the same price. I went there around 6 this morning after work and all the doorbuster prices(usually only Friday 5-11a.m.) were still good. So I picked up a few more things. The jeans were all gone or I would have gotten more of them too.

But no. Never again will I shop Black Friday at my SIL's local WalMart. I'll stick with mine. That is, if I'm ever crazy enough to get out on a BF ever again. And you know I will be. GAH!

And now for something fun...

Saturday 9
1. What was the last pill you took?
Forgot my vitamin today! I took a Sudafed before going to bed lastnight.

2. What time of day do you usually feel most energized?
Wow. This is kind of hard to answer. I feel most energized after exercising - whether it be in the morning, afternoon or evening. Hmmm...

3. Who was the last person you hugged?
Hyper Boy.

4. If you had a restaurant serve you a perfect breakfast, what would it be?
Almost anything I don't have to prepare is good with me. I guess I'll say a stack of 3 banana pancakes, 2 strips of bacon, and ice cold o.j.

5. What did you do on Thursday?
The usual Thanksgiving dance.

6. If you could change one thing about your life, what would it be?
Financial freedom would be nice. Yeah, not worrying about finances would be VERY nice.

7. What is your favorite TV commercial at the moment?
I skip 'em.

8. Who would you'd be surprised to wake up and find in your bed?
Ummm, just about anybody other than The Man.

9. Who is your favorite 80’s band?
Journey, Def Leppard, Bon Jovi, Scorpions, Motley Crue, etc...

Oh my aching ass!

2008-11-25T08:52:00.005-06:00

Ever have the rug pulled out from under you? Literally or figuratively makes no difference. I had it done to me this past Sunday and my ass still hurts.

MIL was supposed to be going out of state for Thanksgiving, leaving me to do the turkey day dinner. Even though I'm not a big fan of the day to day cooking that I do, I really enjoy making big dinners - especially holiday dinners. So, innocently enough, Sunday afternoon I'm watching the Titans losing against the Jets when the phone rings. I'm in a funky mood as it is since I'm a Titans fan. Go Freak(Kearse)! MIL, in her 'trying to seem nice' voice lets me know her plans have changed. She's staying. AND she's doing Thanksgiving dinner.

Rug. Pull. Ass. Floor.

She then informs me of everything she's making - turkey, dressing, green beans, fruit salad, cranberry sauce, rolls, etc. I've bought ALL this stuff. She knows this because Music Girl had already told her 3 days before. So, after hearing from MG about my plans and what I'm making, MIL changes her mind, buys the SAME stuff, and goes on to tell me to, 'put your turkey back in the freezer'. How do I know she bought the stuff after MG told her? MIL said so! MG told her Thursday. MIL bought the stuff Saturday. AND then decides to tell me on Sunday. During the game. The game the Titans were losing.

I. Am. Not. Happy.

But did I say that to MIL? No. Why? Because she can make my life miserable if I do. Nope. I put my turkey back in the freezer like a good little girl. Will put a fake ass smile on my face and do my little part in making something to take to her house - 2 pumpkin pies and sweet potato casserole. But she said 'no' to my sausage balls. The same sausage balls she demands I make every freaking year. Why no to the balls? Who the hell knows?! Probably because she knew that would get to me too.

The Man told me not to listen to her. To go ahead and make my dinner and then we'd show up at her house and not eat a damn thing. I can't do it. Believe me I want to. But I will avoid conflict at almost any cost. Even when my little fee fees are hurt. GAH!

**rant over**

Sorry about that. It just had to come out somewhere and this is my 'safe' place.

I tried to make a regular blog and write day to day things on it. But I'm just not a day to day girl. I also figure that when I do have something to say, this blog right here is sufficient.

So, to equal the good with the bad up there. The Man and I actually got some Christmas shopping done this weekend. I don't think we've ever started this early. Our haul so far:
*laptop
*eat and pee baby doll
*houndstooth, wool coat
* LOTS of Bakugan stuff
*hair dryer
*rocket set
*model glue/paint for the rocket set

And of course, we had to go shop for some 'intimate apparel' for me. Black. Lace. I likey! ;)

Oh, and Logan's Roadhouse has the BEST freaking rolls! And their grilled chicken, mashed potatoes, and broccoli is pretty damn good too. Now I'm hungry...

Color me quiz...

2008-11-25T06:34:00.001-06:00

Although I'm not really into stuff like this, it's oddly accurate - for the most part.

FreakyPoptart took the free ColorQuiz.com personality test!

"Seeks success, stimulation, and a life full of exp..."

Click here to read the rest of the results.

#55

2008-11-24T18:39:00.002-06:00

Do you remember your first favorite song? If so, what was it?
Oh heck yeah. I was 11 or 12 and would blast 'I Want to Kiss You All Over' and 'Hot Child in the City' all through the house. My Mom was not impressed. It was definitely a sign of things to come. *ahem*

What do you refuse to eat?
Okra, grits, and anything swimming in grease. Yes, I'm a native Southerner but I have my limits.

Have you ever injected any kind of drug before?
No.

Do amusement park rides make you sick?
I've never gotten sick from a ride. The faster, higher, scarier...the better.

Who is your favorite Star Wars character?
Han Solo. He was a know-it-all, sarcastic, smart ass. My kind of man!

What kind of cheese do you put on your sandwiches?
I'm not a cheese snob, so American it is. Sometimes I'll buy Swiss for The Man and swipe a piece or two.

What was the first thing you ever learned how to cook?
Grilled cheese sandwiches - which is what I made for dinner tonight. Hey, I can't make a gourmet meal every night. HA!

Did you ever collect beanie babies?
Gosh no!

When was the last time you got a haircut?
I had about 4" trimmed off all around a few weeks ago.

Have you ever been to a bachelor/bachelorette party?
Yep. And they're never as fun as the ones in the movies. GAH!

Where are you most ticklish on your body?
Don't. Touch. My. Feet. I don't even allow foot massages because I'm afraid I'll kick the giver in the face.

Have you ever bailed anyone out of jail?
Yeah. What a freaking nightmare.

What's the last board game you played?
Life or Monopoly or Clue. Can't remember.

Do you still own any VHS tapes?
Boxes full. Seriously!

Do you shop at JC Penny's ever?
Not a lot, but I have found some nice things there on sale.

If there was a real Jurassic Park, would you visit it?
No thanks.

Do you ever read the newspaper?
I buy the local newspaper at least once a week. Any other news, I read online.

Do you eat your mac & cheese with a fork or a spoon?
Fork.

Is there any medicine/pill you take everyday?
Multi vitamin and a calcium/magnesium/zinc supplement. The cmz especially helps with the cramping/bloating/irritability during that time of the month.

How many 20 dollar bills do you have on you right now?
On my person? None. I'm in bed.

Would you do meth if it was legalized?
Hell no!

Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers to survey questions?
No. If somebody doesn't like what they see/read here, they don't have to ever come back.

Do you think Obama will be assassinated?
I sure hope not.

Have you ever made out with someone and then never saw them again?
Yes.

Do you drink egg nog?
I'll have a cup or two during the holidays. More if it's 'juiced up'.

What are you wearing?
I'm in bed and for the kid's sake - if they happen to come in - I'm wearing a shirt. It's coming off soon.

Hodge Podge Sunday

2008-11-23T06:13:00.002-06:00

Links over there ------>

Sunday Stealing
Fill in your favorite for each of the following:

1. Political show: They all give me a headache. GAH!

2. Picnic food: Vodka

3. Mixed drink: Vodka & SunDrop, Coke & Jack, margaritas, LIIT...

4. U.S. President: You've GOT to be kidding!

5. Kind of student to teach: Ummm, the absent kind? Do I look like a teacher?

6. Hobby you do or wish you still did: It involves heels and a pole. Oh wait, that was a job. Hobby? Hobby? Shopping. Yeah, shopping. I'll be doing that today actually. Victoria's Secret, here I come!

7. Sports commentator: Most are too damn irritating for me. Plus I don't remember names. I guess Al Michaels is less irritating than most. Is he still working?

8. Sport to watch on TV: Football

9. Animal to have as a pet: I'll take any kind of stuffed animal. They don't crap, puke, or annoy.

10. Halloween costume you have worn: Cheerleader. It doesn't even have to be Halloween to wear it. *grin*

11. Kind of dessert: Beefcake...errr...I mean cheescake.

12. Comic strip: Ummm. I got nothing.

13. Ice cream flavor: Chunky Monkey. No. Butter Pecan. No. Cookie dough. No. Cookies N Cream. No. Chunky Monkey. Yeah, Chunky Monkey! Playing favorites with ice cream is hard. GAH!

14. News source: TMZ, baby! I kid.

15. Vacation spot: Vacation? Does not compute.

16. Wine: I haven't had wine since I was 13.

17. Way to waste time instead of working: Sex. Oh, at work? Okay. Yeah, sex.

18. Reality show: The Girls Next Door

19. Childrens movie: I'm over 40. I barely tolerate kid's movies as it is.

20. Celebrity you wish would retire: Retire as in come to my bed? Jensen Ackles comes to mind.

Unconscious Mutterings

Spit it out :: I'm not a spitter. *wink*

Shadow :: ...of a doubt.

Database :: Brain

Expression :: Face

Boss :: Me

Baby :: Done!

Mystic :: Pizza

Kate :: Beckinsale

Boobies :: D cups

Raid :: Bug spray

Saturday 9
1. What did you dream about last night?
I distinctly remember a remote control toy and The Santa Clause playing in the background. Oh wait, I don't think that was a dream. *wink*

2. Do you often have nightmares?
I'm too old to have nightmares anymore.

3. Do you have any special talents?
Hell yeah, I do! I would be embarrassed to list them all though. I'm soooo modest that way. Oh yeah, modest is my middle name. HA!

4. Who is the most talent person that you know?
So many. Too many to list really. I will say a few though - Music Girl, Bones, and TM.

5. What did you watch on TV last?
I usually have the TV on just for noise. I did actually watch Numb3rs yesterday though. Something about trains, toxins, a kid, blah, blah, blah. Okay, I didn't watch it that closely.

6. Is there a new TV show that you would recommend?
Eleventh Hour - for nothing but to drool over Rufus Sewell. *wiping mouth*

7. Who was the last person you phoned and why?
Music Girl yesterday to tell her where to meet me for dinner.

8. Who was the last person who phoned you and why?
Music Girl called to tell me about her stressful day.

9. What was the last snail mail letter that you received?
Do people really send those anymore?

Thanksgiving Meme(forgot who the heck I stole this from)
1. Which do you like better: Cooking at your house, or going elsewhere?
Although I dislike the day to day cooking I do, I actually enjoy cooking for the holidays. I like cooking at home rather than going somewhere else. We've spent years on the road going and going. I like staying put.

2. Do you buy a fresh or frozen bird?
Frozen. Butterball, baby!

3. What kind of stuffing?
Mine is a mix of cornbread, French bread, and white bread. Mix in onions, celery, sage, eggs, chicken stock and drippings from the turkey. Pop in the oven for 40 minutes. Yumm-0!

4. Sweet potato or pumpkin pie?
Pumpkin pie. I make a casserole out of the sweet potatoes.

5. Do you believe that turkey leftovers are a curse, or the point of the whole thing?
I love turkey leftovers! Mmmmm...

6. Which side dish would provoke a riot if it was left off the menu?
The Man would not like it if there was no fruit salad or a green veggie or cranberry sauce. Music Girl would throw a fit if there was no ham roll ups. I would go back to bed and pout if there was no dressing.

7. Do you save the carcass to make soup or stock?
Nope.

8. What do you wish you had that would make preparing Thanksgiving dinner easier?
A kitchen with more counter space.

9. Do you get up at the crack of dawn to have dinner ready in the early afternoon, or do you eat at your normal dinner hour?
I actually get up later than usual. When you usually get up at 2a.m. for work, getting up at 6a.m. to put a turkey in the oven is considered 'sleeping in'.

10. If you go to somebody else’s house, what’s your favorite dish to bring?
I take whatever I'm asked to bring - usually cheesy potatoes, sausage balls and a dessert or 2.

11. What do you wish one of your guests wouldn’t bring to your house?
I wish people would leave their pets at home. Food-wise, I don't care for MIL's dressing or coconut cake.

12. Does your usual mix of guests result in drama, or is it a group you’re happy to see?
There's rarely any drama. We all get along or 'play nice'.

13. What’s your absolute favorite thing on the menu?
If I had to pick just 1 - dressing.

14. What are you thankful for this year?
Other than the usual, I'm thankful that I'm healthier/more fit right now than I've been in years.

15. Share one family tradition –
We go see a movie after everyone has eaten and rested and eaten again.

My cupcake says...

2008-11-21T11:20:00.002-06:00

What Your Cupcake Says About You

At parties, you are energetic and outgoing. You really feel comfortable in a crowd.

You hardly have any restraint. You only hold yourself back when absolutely necessary.

The most important thing in your life is your significant other.

You are laid back, flexible, and easy to get along with. To know you is to care for you.

The Cupcake Test

#54

2008-11-21T08:48:00.000-06:00

1) What side of the heart do you draw first? Left.

2) Can you dive without plugging your nose? I've never plugged my nose when diving.

3) What color is your razor? Pink.

4) What is your blood-type? A+

5) Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours? Someone not too annoying. Or smelly.

6) What is a rumor someone has spread about you? A co-worker told people I had slept with him.

7) How do you feel about carrots? I like them better raw than cooked.

8) How many chairs at the dining room table? 6

9) Which is the best Spice Girl? Sporty.

10) Do you know what time it is? Yeah...

11) Do you know all the words to the Fresh Prince? Not all.

12) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator? Try to stay calm. Call someone on my cell. Try to stay calm. *grin*

13) What's your favorite kind of gum? B!g R3d

14) All's fair in love and war? Nope.

15) Do you have a crush on anyone? Not today.

16) Do you know how to use some words correctly, but not know the meaning? If asked the meaning, I sometimes have to think a bit.

17) Do you like to sleep? Sure, but not too long.

18) Do you know which US states don't use Daylight Savings? I've heard. Do I remember or care?

19) Do you know the words to the song Total Eclipse of the Heart? Yep. Someone I know played this song all the time when going through a bad separation, then divorce.

20) Do you want a bright yellow '06 mustang? I wouldn't refuse it, but I'd rather it be red.

21) What's something you've always wanted to do? Travel more.

22) Do you have hairy legs? No. Never.

23) What does "Semper Fidelis" stand for? Always faithful.

24) Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake? Yes. :)

25) Do you wear a lot of black? No.

26) Describe your hair. Long, lots of natural body/curl, auburn with blondish highlights.

27) Do you have Entomophobia? No. There are some bugs I don't care for though - roaches, ants, etc.

28) Are you an adult? Most the time.

30) Do you have a tan? Nope.

32) Do you enjoy spending time with your mother? I did.

33) Are you a sugar freak? At times.

34) Do you like orange juice? Yes, especially with no pulp.

35) What sign are you? Pisces

36) Where do you wish you were right now? In an intimate embrace. *wink*

37) Who did you copy this from? Sweet Meme

38) How do you know them? I just know her meme blog.

39) Have you kissed anyone in the past week? Of course.

40) What are your plans for the weekend? I would like a repeat of last weekend - Saturday spent out shopping with The Man and Sunday going out with the family.

Thursday funk...

2008-11-20T08:14:00.002-06:00

I'm so not feeling up to doing a damn thing other than this today. Yeah, I'm in a funk. Or maybe I'm just lazy. ;)

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Stolen from 'what if this is as good...'

How many Thanksgivings do you attend?
Thankfully, only one.

Where do u attend Thanksgiving(s)?
My MIL's house or mine if MIL goes out of town.

What is your favorite dish?
Turkey and dressing, of course!

Do you have turkey, ham, or both?
Turkey.

What, if any, are your Thanksgiving traditions?
Just stuffing our faces.

Name your FAV thing about Thanksgiving.
Eating good food.

Do you use brown gravy or turkey gravy?
Turkey gravy.

Do you make anything for Thanksgiving?
I make a couple of dishes if we're meeting at MIL's house. I make almost everything if we have it here.

Do you help clean up after Thanksgiving?
Yes.

What is your least favorite dish at Thanksgiving?
I've never liked cranberry sauce much.

Out of everything you eat at Thanksgiving, what can YOU cook the best?
Turkey, pies, sausage balls...

Do you kill your own turkey?
No, I buy my butterballs at Kroger, thank you very much.

What do you drink with your Thanksgiving feast?
Depends - Coke, Diet whatever, punch...

Has there ever been a feud during your Thanksgiving?
No. There have been uncomfortable silences between people though.

What kind of veggies do you have with Thanksgiving?
Green beans, sweet potato casserole.

Do you have Appetizers before you Thanksgiving meal?
Yep - sausage balls, ham roll ups, cheese and crackers...

How many people attend your Thanksgiving(s)?
Anywhere from 7 - 15 or more.

Name them:
Most are family with some bringing girl/boy friends.

Have you ever missed a Thanksgiving?
No.

Do you eat Thanksgiving leftovers?
Yep. I love turkey sandwiches.

What kind of pie/cake/dessert do you eat for dessert?
Pumpkin pie, fruit salad, various cookies...

Do you ever play games at Thanksgiving?
No. We eat, rest, eat more, and usually go see a movie.

Name 3 things you are Thankful for:
My beautiful family, my health, life in general.

What time do you eat Thanksgiving?
I'm shooting for 1p.m. this year.

Is there anyone who has normally attended Thanksgiving, that will not be there this year? Who?
MIL and BIL and his boyfriend will be travelling this year.

Name the funniest person at your Thanksgiving(s):
The Joker.

Which person eats the MOST?
Probably The Man - although he doesn't eat to excess.

Which person eats the LEAST?
Hyper Boy.

Shortly describe what the women typically do on Thanksgiving.
Cook, eat, clean up, talk, watch tv, have fun...

Shortly describe what the men typically do on Thanksgiving.
Help in the kitchen, do whatever is asked of them, talk, play, watch tv...

Do any animals attend Thanksgiving dinner?
Movie Girl will bring 'the dog' I'm sure.

If so, do they get Thanksgiving scraps?
I'm sure he will get some.

Who carves the turkey?
The Man.

Have you ever had to make Thanksgiving all on YOUR OWN?
Yep.

Do you get along with the people you have thanksgiving with?
Yes.

Baked turkey or Fried Turkey?
In the oven, baby!

Do you eat gizzards?
No.

Do you like whipped cream on your pumpkin pie?
No.

Is your Thanksgiving formal, or do you just do whatever?
Not formal at all.

Is your Christmas tree set up before or after Thanksgiving?
After.

On a scale of 1-10, how much do you LOVE Thanksgiving?
I'll rate it an 8 just because it is somewhat stressful being the 'host'.

TMI Tuesday
1. When did you last use your cellular telephone as a flashlight?
I don't remember - probably a couple weeks ago though.

2. On a scale from 1-10, how comfy are you being naked?
I'm a solid 8 on this. I'm less comfy during that bloated, shitty time of the month.

3. What is the longest you've ever been celibate after having lost your virginity?
Six weeks.

4. Have you ever had sex in a car? If yes, since you were a teenager?
Yes and yes.

5. When did you last use food or drink as medication?
*hiccup* ;)

Bonus: Name three words that:
a) get you excited
You want dessert?
b) make you squirm
Ready for dessert?
c) make you laugh
How about dessert? (said by server at restaurant)
dessert = sex(duh!)

Wednesday Weirdness
1.) Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? I'm soooo going to hell, but yeah.

2.) Are you a morning person or a night owl? I can barely hold my eyes open past 8p.m. and am super grumpy in the mornings. You tell me.

3.) Do you take any kind of medication daily or regularly? If so, what? Only a multi-vitamin and a calcium/magnesium/zinc supplement.

4.) Do you ever have naughty thoughts about any of your friends significant others? I have naughty thoughts about everybody.

5.) What are your favorite comfort foods? Potatoes of any kind, made any way. Breads.

6.) Would you rather direct a porn or star in one? Both. At the same time even!

7.) Have you ever seen a "donkey show"? Would you ever be interested in seeing one? Yeee-uck! No thanks.

8.) On a scale of 1 to 10, how gullible of a person would you say you are? Not so much - maybe a 3 on a bad day.

Bold some, X some

2008-11-17T09:16:00.003-06:00

[Bold the true statements](also in blue)
1. I have a boyfriend(I'm counting TM)
2. We've been together for more than 3 months
3. I love balloons
4. The TV in my room is silver
5. I actually don't have a TV in my room
6. I thought the movie Camp Rock was really good
7. I own a lot of jewelry
8. Chris Brown is my favorite singer
9. I've never been in a long term relationship before
10. I love ice skating
11. My favorite color is red
12. Watching the Olympics is fun
13. I have a cat and a dog
14. I never leave the house without putting lotion on
15. The last magazine I read was CosmoGirl!
16. I love going to the beach
17. Honestly, I don't really like the beach...it's too sandy
18. The Red Sox will always beat the Yankees
19. Something really exciting is going on this month
20. I'm always on AIM
21. The background on my computer is a tropical picture
22. I can't wait to go back to school
23. Whoever bolded the one above is crazy
24. I've been on a website before to translate my dreams(I have weird dreams)
25. I don't believe that your dreams can be translated, it's a bunch of crap
26. I think that I'm a pretty good kisser
27. I'm comfortable with my physical appearance
28. Fireworks are awesome
29. Today is going to be a really good day
30. I'm really optimistic
31. I would never want to see a live volcano
32. Aqua is a cool color
33. Palm trees are so pretty
34. I own more than 4 bathing suits
35. I have a bar in my house
36. I've been in a cave before
37. I have been told that I have a big imagination
38. I am an innovator
39. I'm very extroverted
40. I have been to New Jersey before
41. Actually, I live there!
42. I have two goldfish
43. I love the zoo
44. My birthday is coming up real soon(less than 4 months)
45. Mini golf is so much fun(after a few drinks)
46. Jackass 2 is one of my favorites
47. I watch HGTV a lot
48. I think Zac Efron is overrated(but cute!)
49. I am a really big procrastinator
50. I eat Special K

In the past 24 hours..
[x] brushed your teeth?
[x] taken a shower?
[ ] spilt something?
[x] dialed a phone number?
[ ] watered a plant?
[x] licked something?
[x] had a glass of water?
[ ] listened to an mp3 player?
[ ] been to school?
[ ] smoked weed?
[ ] had a cigarette?
[x] buckled a seatbelt?
[ ] shoplifted something?
[ ] felt sickly?
[ ] played a video game?
[ ] stepped in gum?
[x] had a slice of pizza?
[x] consumed alcohol?
[ ] fought with a friend?
[x] gotten in trouble?(When am I NOT in trouble?)
[ ] written in red pen?
[ ] opened a window?
[ ] rung a doorbell?
[x] washed your hands?
[ ] fed an animal?(I don't think leaving poison bait out for the mouse counts, right?)
[x] unlocked a door?
[ ] struck a match?
[ ] cried?
[x] laughed?
[x] watched a movie?
[x] hit a lightswitch?
[ ] bitchslapped someone?
[x] put something in the microwave?
[ ] played ping-pong?
[ ] instant messaged someone?
[x] sent an email?
[x] changed your underwear?
[ ] lost something?
[x] taken a picture?
[x] ate a piece of fruit?
[ ] put up a poster?
[x] looked in a mirror?
[x] applied makeup?
[x] listened to music?
[ ] put money into a vending machine?
[x] doodled in a notebook?
[x] thrown a ball?
[ ] been on myspace.com?
[x] kissed someone?
[x] looked at an analog clock?
[ ] played with a deck of cards?
[x] ate a salad?
[ ] worn flip-flops?
[x] put your hair up?
[ ] cut yourself?
[x] made a bed
[x] folded a piece of paper?
[ ] played a musical instrument?
[x] received a present?(TM has bought me a few things, yes)
[ ] bitten your fingernails?
[ ] made a wish?
[ ] been over at a friend's house?

[Bold the true]
i have poor circulation
pain is pleasure(to a point)
i dress modestly, with no cleavage showing(HA!)
i don't care what others think of me, ever
hell, i don't care about a lot of things
i never get offended
i'm very optimistic
i'm very empathetic
i suck at sympathy
i can relate to just about anything and everyone
sarcasm is my weapon of choice
i'm very passive-aggressive
i absolutely love meeting new people
it's very hard for me to think of things to say
i have a lot of patience
i always say things at the wrong time
i can't explain things worth a shit
cursing is a bad habit of mine
i never lie
procrastination rules my life
i'm an internet junkie
ranch dressing makes everything taste better
it's peanut butter jelly time!
I'm surprised i'm not obese
i have a freckle in my eye
i had a twin but my mother miscarried
i'm lucky i'm alive
i have very good luck
i currently have a band-aid on my middle finger
i grew up way too fast
i've practically been on my own since i was 14
i wish i weren't so uptight
i'm just a huge youtube junkie
i don't have a lot of junk in my trunk
i have a piece of shit car
i always have to get things done and get them done right
i'm easily amused
when you talk, i actually listen, even though it may not seem like i am
i have a lot of concentration
i get distracted easily
i'll eat anything with a face on it
i'm pretty rude
i won't say anything if you don't say anything first
i say very little in big crowds
i feel as if i always stand out
i hate being the center of attention
i love serious one on one conversations
i use a lot of hand movements when i talk
if you're standing next to me, you're gunna get punched or fondled or something like that(I'm a toucher, not touchy feely, just touchy.)
don't take me seriously
i talk about myself too much
i hate conceit
i complain too much
everyone always disagrees with me
i'm not who i was a year ago
peaches are the best fruit
i'm a hornball
i fit in with the guys
i never wear makeup
i'm always working
i live with my boyfriend
partying with friends is my favorite pastime
i didn't graduate high school
i'm a grammar nazi(I notice shit, but it doesn't bother me or make me think I'm smarter.)

It's Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!

2008-11-16T06:20:00.004-06:00

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Sunday Stealing
1. Do you like blue cheese salad dressing? I used to, but now the taste is just too strong. I favor light ranch - better for the waistline too.

2. Favorite late night snack? The Man. I'm not a late night snacker...of the food variety.

3. Do you own a gun? Maybe. Maybe not.

4. What’s your favorite drink at Starbucks or other specialty coffee shop? I don't drink coffee. I never developed a taste for it. I get my caffeine fix from cokes.

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? I'm usually fine until the blood pressure is taken. The nurse always has to do it again. I'm not sure why that flusters me. After that, I'm good again. *shrug*

6. What do you think of hot dogs? Eh. I don't particularly like them, but they're a convenient, easy dinner when I'm in a rush.

7. Favorite Christmas song? I like anything by Trans Siberian Orchestra...especially Christmas Canon Rock and Carol of the Bells.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Diet whatever or water.

9. Can you do push-ups? I love me some push ups! Push ups are my favorite kind of bra. Oh, and I can do the other kind too. ;)

10. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry? The rings The Man has given me that I wear all the time are my faves. I have a couple pair of earrings I'm quite fond of too. And my Mom's engagement ring. Can't forget that!

11. Favorite hobby? Reading, playing/watching sports, shopping(it's a hobby!)...

12. Do you have A.D.D.? What was the question? No...I don't.

13. What’s one trait that you hate about yourself? My impatience gets the better of me at times. I want what I want and I want it NOW. Yeah, that gets me in trouble...A LOT.

14. The last disease you contracted? I get common viruses and such but those aren't diseases, right? I had my gallbladder removed in the '90s because it was diseased...infected. I guess that counts.

15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment. Froot Loops, sex, Twilight...don't ask me why. My mind wanders. *grin*

16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? Diet Coke, water, margaritas(not as regularly as I'd like though). *hiccup*

17. Current worry right now? Concrete floor for my business. Not really a worry, but it needs to be done before the health inspector comes back for his 6 month visit - any time now.

18. Current hate right now? Hate is a waste of my energy.

19. Favorite place to be? Out with The Man(TM) or family and friends. Last night with TM was perfect!

20. How did you ring in the New Year? Hell, I've slept since then! I believe it was here with family. It's fuzzy. I'm pretty sure it was here. hehehe

21. Like to travel? Love to travel. Time and $$ aren't on my side for it though.

22. Name three people who will complete Sunday Stealing this week: Judd(duh!), execnurse, Jodi.

23. Do you own slippers? I have a pair that is 2 sizes too small that I need to regift. Thanks MIL! She never gets the right size...even after she asks. WTH is up with that?!

24. What color shirt are you wearing? No shirt. All I'm wearing is my brand new, soft, red robe.

25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? Do you want to see my ass on the floor? Seriously, those fuckers are too damn slippery. Not that I've ever done anything on satin sheets. *snicker*

26. Can you whistle? You betcha!

27. Favorite singer/band? Do you have a few hours?

28. Could you ever make it 39 days on the show Survivor? No. The other girls would be too jealous of me and vote me out ASAP. Yeah, that's right. You heard me.

29. What songs do you sing in the shower? I'm too busy washing and rubbing and touching and soaping and caressing and...

30. Favorite girl’s names? Sam

31. Favorite boy’s name? Sam

32. What’s in your pocket right now? You wouldn't believe me if I told you. It's something TM bought me at Spencer's last night. *wicked grin*

33. Last thing that made you laugh? Something that TM and I was talking about last night and all I could think of was yelling, 'Get back in the car, bitch!' I know it doesn't make sense to you, but it makes perfect sense to me.

34. Like your job? Do I like running my own business and being my own boss? You bet your sweet ass I do! The early hours kind of suck, but I can live with that.

36. Do you love where you live? I like where I live. I would LOVE Colorado though.

37. How many TVs do you have in your house? At least 7. We have a lot of rooms, okay? *giggle*

38. Who is your loudest friend? Music Girl, definitely!

39. Do you drive the speed limit or speed? Who drives the speed limit?!

40. Does someone have a crush on you? I'm thinking yes. I can be a bit flirty with people.

41. What is your favorite book? Damn! Pull up a chair. I like lots of books for all kinds of reasons.

42. What is your favorite candy? KitKats and peanut M&Ms are my downfall. Wave one of them in front of me and I'll do whatever you want.

43. Favorite Sports Team? Titans, Colts, Steelers, Vols - football, Lady Vols(basketball...duh!)

44. What were you doing 12 AM last night? This question again? TM and I got a new mattress yesterday. Use your imagination. ;)

45. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up today? Damn, this mattress is nice!

Unconscious Mutterings

Please stop :: ...the madness!

Move over :: Get outta my way.

Sweet as :: ...candy.

Bet :: ...the house.

Mad about :: ...Harry.

It’s over :: Done.

Intend to :: Expect.

Blame :: Point the finger.

Jefferson :: Airplane

Heartless :: Tin Man

Saturday shuffling

2008-11-15T07:14:00.005-06:00

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Saturday Six
1. Between breakfast, lunch or dinner, which meal are you most likely to skip on a typical day?
I'll skip lunch if I know we're going out for supper. I'll have a snack though. I don't like skipping breakfast because then I'm hungry ALL day and will eat every-freaking-thing in sight. When you have a family you have to cook for, skipping dinner doesn't happen...not for me anyway.

2. Do you prefer a hot breakfast, like oatmeal, or a cold breakfast, like cereal?
I hardly ever make myself a hot breakfast. I'll eat bran flakes with fat free milk and a banana most mornings.

3. When you’re in the mood for a big breakfast, what do you typically crave?
Scrambled eggs, bacon, biscuits, hash browns...

4. Take the quiz: What kind of muffin are you?

You Are a Chocolate Chip Muffin

You are an interesting set of contradictions.

You are innocent yet bold. Funky yet predictable.

You are a bit dramatic and showy. You love attention.

And you know how to charm people into giving you what you want.

You are very determined and ambitious... but you're also lazy.

Success tends to come easily for you. You often “luck out”.

What Kind of Muffin Are You?

5. What are you more likely to cook for yourself for breakfast if you’re alone: a stack of pancakes, a waffle, or grits?
Frozen waffle - easy peasy. ;)

6. What’s your favorite beverage to drink with your breakfast?
Ice cold milk or flavored water.

The Saturday Special
~Words Ending in ING ~ I Say You Answer~

1. I'm Going...you answer? out with The Man today. We're buying a new mattress!

2. I'm Looking...you answer? forward to christening that mattress tonight! ;)

3. I'm Finding...you answer? that all I think about lately is sex-related.

4. I'm Wearing...you answer? black jeans and a red hoodie.

Saturday 9
Kiss & Tell
1. Who was the last person you kissed? The Man.

2. What are you wearing now? Dejavu - black jeans, red hoodie.

3. What is your favorite meal at a fast food restaurant? Subway - turkey breast on whole wheat. Burger places - cheeseburger, small fries.

4. Are you a morning person? Hell no!

5. When you were young, what career did you want? It changed weekly. Dancer, teacher, actress, singer, nurse, vet...

6. Do you have a thing (it can be just fantasy) for a blogger that you read? Kind of.

7. Do you wear jewelry? Every-damn-day.

8. Do you wear perfume or cologne? If yes what type? Yes - Obsession or Lucky No. 6.

9. Do you think about sex a lot? YES!

Veteran's Day

2008-11-11T02:46:00.000-06:00

Thank You!

My Dad served in the United States Army and saw action in the Korean Conflict. Thanks Dad!

#53

2008-11-10T09:16:00.002-06:00

Have you ever smoked Marlboro cigarettes? Never smoked.

Have you ever been in a Stop & Shop? I don't think so.

Have you ever been to an A.A. meeting? No.

Have you ever been to a professional baseball game? No. I'm more into football and basketball.

Do you have an unusual name for your pet? I don't have any pets, but I do have pet names for 'things'. ;)

Did you ever meet someone from a local news station? Yes, a few.

What color do you want your car to be? Red is good.

If you could change your eye color, what would you change it to? Probably a more pronounced green instead of the hazelish-green they are.

Do you have a deck on your house? It's in the planning stages - still.

Ever heard of the band Traffic? Yep.

What would you have been named if you were born the opposite sex? Lance. Don't ask me why.

What's your grandmother on your dad's side's name? Dolly.

How about on your mom's side? Elizabeth.

Do you know what a gopher looks like? Yeah, I've got one living in the dirt pile out back. Little devil!

What's your sibling's middle name? I don't have permission to divulge that information.

Are you passive aggressive? I can be if I feel the need.

Does anyone in your family have a mental illness? Undiagnosed.

Does anyone in your family have a disease? I'm sure someone does. I'm the last to know such things though.

Is blueberry your favorite scent? Nope.

Are you jealous of your siblings? No.

Besides your house, where did you sleep last? I closed my eyes for a few seconds in the car. No, I wasn't driving!

Do you know anyone who lives in another country? Yes.

Do you know what a crypt keeper is? Isn't he that scary skeletal dude that gives me the heebie jeebies?

What's the theme song to your favorite t.v. show? Hell if I know.

When was your last camping trip? A little over a year ago.

Did you ever have light up shoes? No. The kids have had their share though.

Are you wearing anything that was made in China? I wouldn't be surprised if I was.

Do your socks match right now? Hell yeah.

WTF Sunday

2008-11-09T06:08:00.004-06:00

I'm in a mood. Ignore it.
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Sunday Stealing
1. Who did you spend at least two hours with today? I've been hiding out in my bedroom since I woke up. The kids come in sporadically to check if I'm still breathing. The Man left for work before I got up. Does the 30 minutes or so 'canoodling' with him count? ;)

2. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks? I'm super excited about doing all the Thanksgiving cooking for the family again this year. Seriously! I have a new stove/oven(gas!) and can't wait to cook some fab food. I'm still picking through recipes to use. Oh yeah, I'm a thrill a minute.
And then there's that little holiday we call Christmas that's just over 6 weeks away. I have 4 more weeks before shopping begins. I'm kinda sorta looking forward to that. Oh hell, who am I kidding? Spending $$ thrills me like great sex! I guess it's the sense of accomplishment or something. *snort*

3. Who was the last person you called? Movie girl. She called me, but I was on the shitter or giving someone a bath or something. I was told to 'call her'. And like the good girl I am, I did - 18 hours later when I remembered. GAH!

4. What were you doing at 12am last night? I think The Man was feeling me up. It's a blur. I'm almost certain it wasn't a dream.

5. Are your parents married/divorced? They were married. Then divorced. Now they're gone. RIP.

6. When did you last see your mom? Right before the casket was closed. I lost it.

7. What are you wearing right now? I have on black, silky shorts and a long, oversized white sweater. I was naked when I got up and these were the first things I pulled from the drawer. Since I'm staying in, I thought 'what the hell'.

8. Where is your favorite place to be? In bed, preferably with The Man.
Outside of the house? I love big book stores that I can get lost in. I could also spend hours in Victoria's Secret. And Old Navy. And Kohl's. I like going out to eat and seeing movies. Spending time with family and friends laughing and just being.
Other places than here? Bear Lake, New Orleans, Cedar Point...

9. Where is your least favorite place to be? Anywhere I can't be me. Anywhere I feel stifled.

10. Where would you go if you could go anywhere? Colorado.

11. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years? I know where I want to be. Making it happen will take lots of work.

12. What was the last thing that really made you laugh? The two videos I put up on my other blog. If you watch Supernatural, you'll know why Dean screaming is so fucking funny. I watch these every day just to get my cackle on.

13. What cities/towns/villages have you lived in? I've not lived out of the state I was born in. I have lived in several different cities here though. I'm sooooo ready to get away from here!

14. Are you a social person? Not today. Usually I am up to doing and going and being out with family/friends.

15. Do you sleep alone? Are you high?! I haven't slept alone in forever. If there's not someone copping a feel every so often, I can't sleep. *snicker*

Unconscious Mutterings

Coverage :: Election news

Cynical :: Skeptical

Gust :: Wind

Improvised :: Wing it

V :: '80s tv show that didn't last long.

Guests :: Visitors

Brutal :: Rough

Grant :: Award

Pull :: Tug

Streaming :: Video

Weekly Memes

2008-11-07T09:05:00.008-06:00

I'm using today to do all the weekly memes I didn't do this week for whatever reason. It's raining here and I just don't feel like doing a damn thing other than this.
Pillows - check.
Blanket - check.
Background noise - check.
Drink - check.

Now that I'm comfy, I hope I can stay awake. *grin*

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Sunday Seven
Name the last seven entrees (or main dishes) you had for dinner or lunch.
1. meatloaf
2. lasagna
3. chicken, broccoli casserole
4. steak
5. French bread pizza
6. chicken enchilada
7. peanut butter on 9-grain bread

Monday's a Bitch
1. What time do you usually go to bed on weekdays? I go to bed early since I get up at an ungodly hour. I try to be in bed no later than 8 most nights. There are times something's going on and I'll stay up until 10. Oh yeah, I'm a party girl! *snort*
2. Has anyone ever told you about bad habits you have during sleep? (Snoring, talking, kicking etc?) All the fucking time. I do it all. Oh and the best one? I drool. GAH!
3. Do you prefer your sleeping environment to be warm and snug, or cool and crisp? Yes. Warm and snug during the colder months and cool and crisp during the warm months.
4. What was your favourite bedtime story as a child? I never was read bedtime stories.
5. Is there anything unusual that you often do while in bed? (Unusual meaning something other than sleeping, reading, naughty fun etc.) The only 'unusual' things I can think of are naughty, good fun.

Manic Monday
How many hours of TV do you watch per week? Do you feel that's too much, not enough or just right? Most of my tv viewing is in the morning time watching recorded shows. Hmmm, I'd say I watch 30 or so hours a week. I'm almost always doing something while watching though - working, cleaning, exercising, computing, etc. I like my tv shows, so I don't think that's too much. If you enjoy something, do it, right?

Which of the 5 senses do you feel is your strongest sense? With age, my sight and hearing is fading, so not those. Touch is still good. Smell is kind of off. I guess taste. Yeah, definitely taste.

What's the wackiest belief you held as a child? When I was very young, I thought everything from furniture to books had eyes and was watching me. I'm sure one of my older sibs put that in my head. The thought didn't scare me though. I just thought that's how it was.

Randomness
Wasn't a new one this week, so I picked an old post.
When was the last time you....
1. kissed someone? this morning
2. drank coffee? never
3. read a book? last month
4. cursed? a few minutes ago
5. had a nightmare? 2 nights ago. Dreamt that Mini Man was in a wreck.
6. checked your email? an hour ago
7. had a crush? now
8. drove a car? 2 hrs ago
9. rode a rollercoaster? 2 yrs ago
10. took a nap? weeks ago
11. went to the movies? last month
12. drank alcohol? last week
13. went to a party? June
14. said "I love you'? this morning
15. cooked a meal? last night
16. exercised? this morning

Ten on Tuesday
Ten things you love talking about:
1. Music
2. Family
3. Sex
4. Sports
5. The future
6. Exercise
7. Good food
8. Movies
9. TV shows
10. Politics

Take5 Tuesday
Again, an old one since there wasn't a new one this week.
1. 5 things on your “to buy" list, (either things that you want, or need.)
bath towels, drinking glasses, shoes, winter clothes, mascara
2. 5 things you like about winter.
no bugs, snuggle weather, holidays, new episodes on favorite shows, hot chocolate
3. 5 things you don’t like about winter.
bad weather(infrequent here, but still), too cold, school breaks, dark earlier, layering clothes
4. 5 of your favorite snack foods.
cheese crackers, Kashi chewy bars, pretzels, nectarines, chips
5. 5 things on your grocery list.
Diet Coke, eggs, bananas, tortilla chips, salsa

Wednesday Weirdness
1. If you were in a situation where it was either starve to death or resort to cannibalism, would you resort to cannibalism to stay alive or let yourself starve? I like living, so I probably would resort to cannibalism. I'd just keep telling myself it was chicken. :0

2. Do you know all of the words to the National Anthem and The Pledge of Allegiance? Yes to both. I've said/sung them both enough that I better know 'em.

3. Do you consider yourself a leader or a follower? Both. I'm a leader in things I know well. A follower in things I don't.

4. What is your most favorite holiday? Why? I've always loved July 4th because it's celebrated with outside activities and fireworks. I love warm weather holidays! Christmas is becoming a favorite though. It used to be very stressful, but is becoming less so thanks to The Man helping more and more the last few years.

5. In what ways, if any, are you superstitious? I'm not really superstitious, but things have become a habit. Like knocking on wood, not walking under ladders, throwing salt over my shoulder if I spill some, etc. I don't really think bad things will happen if I don't do those things. Like I said, habit.

6. If you had to pick a creature from the Mythical Creatures Guide to be your pet, which would you choose and why?
I was going to say Cockatrice, but it wasn't what I thought. *wink*
I'll say Pegasus. He looks harmless enough.

Thursday Threesome
Not new.
::Just checking in::

Onesome: Just-- the Cell Phone? ...and no land line? How does it pencil out for you: do you need to have both a cell phone and a home phone in your life? How about down the road? Do you see yourself disconnecting from the hard-wired connection?
I give family, friends, schools, and the occasional business contact my cell number. The home land line number is given to those I don't want having my cell number.

Twosome: Checking-- accounts, a thing of the past or something that will be around for a while? I'm wondering how much we're coming around to debit cards and online payments...
I'll be using checks for a while. I use them for charity, school, and some bills that get mailed.

Threesome: In-- the same vein: how about the net itself? If you're on it for basic communications then what happens when your handheld device becomes your email/chat/and voice communication system? Do you bail from the hardwired home links when wifi becomes just a little more ubiquitous? ...and before you answer, check in with any teen you see walking down the street with their head in the Net!
I'm not a tech nut, so having everything on one device matters squat to me.

Friday Fill-in
1. My blueprint for success includes putting the best product out there that I can at a competitive price.
2. A mini Snickers was the last candy I ate.
3. The best facial moisturizer I've ever used is a cheap knock off of Neutragena that I bought at WalMart and which I hardly ever use.
4. Sex can be good therapy.
5. I'd like to tell you about my weight loss journey, but it would probably bore most to tears.
6. Loyalty and strength are is my strongest characteristics.
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to chilling with The Man, tomorrow my plans include work, housecleaning, laundry, doing things with the kids, and shopping and Sunday, I want to go on a date with The Man or take the family to a movie!

Friday 5
What usually marks the middle of your day?
Getting the last of the housework/cleaning done before the kids get home from school.
From whom (or to whom) was your most recent middle-of-the-night phone call?
Movie Girl called a few nights ago wanting some birth control advice. She calls me a lot after I go to bed. She's a night owl and thinks everybody else is too.
On what social, political, economic, or moral issue are you in the middle of the road?
I've got opinions on all things. I'm not a middle of the road kind of girl. I do try to understand both sides to issues though and not push my opinions on others.
How likely are you to give someone your middle finger?
Not very likely. I'm a namecaller. Idiot and asshole are my favorites.
When were you last caught in the middle of a disagreement that really had nothing to do with you?
Movie Girl and Music Girl try to do this to me often. I don't take the bait. They're big girls and can hash shit out on their own.

The Friday Five
1. Could you live without your phone for 1 week for $500? Wouldn't be a problem for me at all. Easy $$.
2. Whom do you talk to on the phone the most? Movie Girl.
3. Whom do you no longer talk to on the phone but wish you still did? Bones. We haven't talked in a while.
4. If you could get ahold of one celebrity phone number, whose digits would you want? Jensen Ackles. Or Rufus Sewell. Or Christian Bale. Or...
5. Do you talk on the phone more or less than you used to? More

#52

2008-11-06T14:48:00.001-06:00

1. Do you still have tonsils?
Let me check. Yep, still there.

2. Would you bungee jump?
I would if I HAD to.

3. If You Could Do Anything In The World For A Living What Would It Be?
Movie critic.

4. How many tattoos do you have?
None yet.

5. Your favorite fictional animal?
Kung Fu Panda

6. One person that never fails to make you laugh?
Joker

7. Do you consider yourself well organized?
I'm good with organized chaos.

8. Any Addictions?
Caffeine, sex, purses, losing weight. I guess the last three are more obsessions.

9. From what news source do you receive the bulk of your news?
Local/National newscasts, online news, radio.

10. Would you rather go to a carnival or circus?
Carnival.

11. When you were twelve years old, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Athlete, dancer, nurse...

12. Best Movie You’ve Seen This Year?
The Dark Knight

13. Favourite alcoholic drink
Margarita swirls, vodka and cranberry juice, anything fruity.

14. What is the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
Moan. Stretch. Yawn. Pee.

15. Siblings?
Yes.

16. What is the best thing about your job?
It's not stressful except for the early morning thing.

17. Have you ever gone to therapy?
Once.

18. If you could have one super power what would it be?
Clone myself and get things done faster.

19. Do you own any furniture from Ikea?
No.

20. Have you ever gone camping?
Tent? No. RV? Yes.

21. Gas prices! First thought?
I'm fine with paying $1.92/gallon.

22. Your favorite cartoon character?
Bloo, although he can get annoying. I like Kung Fu Panda too.

23. What was your first car?
The first one that was all mine and paid for by me was a '78 Camaro.

24. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
No.

25. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
The Cosby Show

26. Do you go to church?
No.

27. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Rufus Sewell on one side of me and Jensen Ackles on the other. They could have me for dinner. *wink*

28. What errand/chore do you despise?
Cleaning trash up that an animal has gotten into. Where we live, this happens occasionally.

29. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
I was actually waiting for it to go off. I think I said, 'finally' or something like that.

30. Last time you puked from drinking?
It's been a LONG time. I don't drink to excess ever.

31. What is your heritage?
Native American(Cherokee), Dutch, Irish, German

32. Favorite flower?
roses, daisies, lilies

33. Disney or Warner Bros?
WB

34. What is your best childhood memory?
Watching sports with Dad, going to the lake with cousins, family get togethers, long bike rides, skateboarding, etc.
I could probably answer this question differently each time it's asked. Had a good childhood for the most part.

35. Your favorite potato chip?
Vickie's Sea Salt chips. I got hooked on them a few months back and then all of a sudden they were pulled from the store I normally shop at.

36. What is your favorite candy?
PayDays when I want something salty. Kitkat when I want something sweet or chocolatey.

37. Do you burn or tan?
I try not to do either. I'm trying to avoid skin cancer.

38. Astrological sign?
Pisces

39. Do you own a gun?
Why do you want to know that? I might. I might not. Wanna find out?

40. What do you think of hot dogs?
They're a cheap, easy to fix food. But I try not to make a habit of eating/serving them unless in a pinch.

TMI Tuesday #159

2008-11-04T14:30:00.002-06:00

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1. Have you ever had a moving violation? An auto accident? That was your fault?
I've been stopped many times, but never even been given a warning citation. The Man thinks I give 'favors'. Ummm...
I did smack into an old man's truck once that was parked halfway UP my driveway. What dumbass parks there? Oh yeah, him. I was 17 and he felt bad. He paid to fix everything.

2. Have you ever voted? How old were you the first time you voted?
Hell yes I've voted. I was 18 my first time.

3. Are you glad this election cycle is over?
YES! No more calls. No more ads. The signs lining the roads can be taken down.

4. Do you have guilty pleasure? What is it (or are they)?
Of course I do. Margaritas, sex, stupid reality tv like Rock of Love, bullet vibes, etc.

5. What is the most embarrassing thing you have done recently?
Let one of my multiple personalities out at an inopportune time. The Man was not happy.

Bonus: How much impact has the Wall Street and general economic wilt had on you?
Business is off a little. Vendor prices are up, so we cut back here and there. Prices at the stores are up, so I tend to search for bargains more than usual. Other than that, I'm good.

#51

2008-11-03T14:09:00.000-06:00

What were your parents like before you were born?
They were both in their 30s, hard working, liked to go out. They weren't very happy with one another. Seperately though, from pictures, they seemed like a lot of fun.

Was there anything unusual about your birth?
Mom always said I was a '10 month baby'. I didn't want to come out. Apparently when I did, my eyes were already super focused and I stared her down. Mom said it made her a bit uncomfortable. *giggle*

Did you have siblings at that time? How old were they?
Yes and they were much older than me.

What is your earliest memory about your house?
The hallway walls. I loved drawing on them!

What is your happiest childhood memory?
Christmases, family reunions, relatives coming to visit in the summers...

What event in your childhood had the most impact on your life as an adult?
Being hit for no reason. I learned to avoid conflict.

What is your first memory about school?
The principal. He looked like a giant!

Who was your favorite teacher?
Mr. A because he always challenged me and made me think. His class was one big debate. Loved it!

What was your favorite subject in school?
Loved all Science classes except Chemistry. History. Accounting.

What do you wish you would have learned more about in school?
I just wished I had been better in the advanced maths.

What schoolmate had the most impact on your life? In what way?
'A' was such a free spirit and didn't care what anyone thought about her. So refreshing!

Who was your first best friend? How did they influence your life?
The twinsies were my best friends from babyhood on. They both had/have strong personalities and I learned from them that it wasn't always so bad to speak up.

What is your first memory about high school?
Being afraid to walk the 'freshman line'. The guys could be cruel. They never said mean things to me, but I would cringe at things they'd say to other girls.

What did you learn about yourself in high school?
That I wasn't interested in what most kids were. I didn't care for drinking, partying, dating lots of guys, being popular, etc.

What was the first moment you felt truly grown up?
At 15 when my Mom and siblings couldn't make a certain, very important phonecall and left it to me. The feeling was fleeting because I wasn't actually grown up, but because I was the only one who could do it, I felt important.

What was the first moment you felt independent?
When I first moved out of my Mom's house and had to pay my own bills.

How old were you when you began to drive?
My Dad taught me the ropes when I was 14-15. Got my permit at 15, license on my 16th birthday.

Who gave you your first kiss?
D

Who was your first love?
The Man. I can honestly say I never was in love before him.

What were your first experiences with sex like?
Awkward. Sneaky. It hurt.

Who was the first person you wanted to marry?
Cadillac. But I was young and very naive.

What is your best memory as a teenager with your friends?
Meeting at McDonlad's before and after school. It was a time to just laugh and chill.

What was the best party you went to when you were a teenager? What made it the best?
My high school graduation party with family. They made me feel extra special.

What was your first job?
Other than babysitting, I worked at a pizza place.

How much was your first paycheck and what did you do with it?
I was paid cash for the babysitting - $50/wk. Have no idea how much my first paycheck from the pizza place was. Probably under $100.

What were your thoughts about college when you were in high school?
Wasn't looking forward to it. I was sick of school by my senior year. Hindsight tells me I would have done better if I had chosen the University that offered me a scholarship away from home.

What schooling did you go to after high school?
A small community college. Big mistake.

What did you think you would do with your life after you graduated high school?
College(my parents insisted), work, and eventually find a man and start a family.

What did you think about marriage and kids when you graduated from high school?
I didn't want to get married or have kids until I was at least 30. HAHAHA!!

What did you do on your 21st birthday? Who was with you?
Same as usual. Family party.

What other important relationships did you have after high school?
Co-workers, personal relationships, room mates, etc.

Which one of your parents are you most like?
Mom. I get my non judgmentalness from her. Accept people for who they are she taught. She showed me how to keep my chin up and think positive. She also was a bit flaky or eccentric. Me too.

How have you surprised yourself?
I'm stronger than I thought I could be. I can bend and not break.

What have you done that you never thought you would do?
Have more than 2 kids.

What was the greatest challenge of your life so far?
Raising kids.

Who do you wish you could see again?
Mom, Dad, Grandmas

Who was the lost love of your life?
No one.

What word would you most like people to associate with you?
Awesome. *grin*

How old were you when you started to accept your own value?
I'm working on it.

In retrospect, who was the biggest influence on your life? Was the influence positive or negative?
Parents: some of both
Siblings: mostly positive
The Man: mostly positive
Kids: changes hourly

What is great about your life right now?
The kids being older and not needing as much hands on from me. The Man spending more time with us. Our personal relationship being better.

What could be better about your life?
The kids listening and doing what they're told more would be wonderful! Being better off financially so The Man wouldn't work/worry so much would be great too.

What do you think the future holds for you?
Moving. Growing. Loving. Working. Laughing.

TGISunday!!

2008-11-02T04:07:00.007-06:00

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Sunday Stealing
What are your nicknames?
Babe, Baby, Red, Sly, Spoiled Brat, RC Kid, FreakyP...

What TV gameshow or reality show would you like to be on?
For serious - The Amazing Race.
For shits and giggles - The Bachelorette. Yeah, yeah, the already married part would be hard to disprove.

What was the first movie you bought in VHS or DVD?
Who remembers crap like this? I don't even remember the last ones I bought. Geesh!

What is your favorite scent?
On a man, anything that smells crisp, clean. I don't particularly care for musky which a lot of men - around here, at least - seem to like.
On me, Obsession or Lucky No. 6.
In general, fruit scents for candles, sprays, cleaners.

If you had one million dollars to spend only on yourself, what would you spend it on?
I'm pretty low maintenance in the needs department, so I'd buy a whole new wardrobe with shoes and bags. Bank some in savings and give myself a monthly spending/living allowance and put the rest in some other kind of savings/mutual fund account.

What is one place you've visited, can't forget and want to go back to?
Colorado. I actually want to live there.

Do you trust easily?
No, but I don't wear my trust issues on my sleeve. I just keep my eyes and ears open.

Do you generally think before you act, or act before you think?
I'm a thinker.

Is there anything that has made you unhappy these days?
No. The Man being kind of moody lately has been a little irritating. His issue, not mine.

Do you have a good body image?
Yes. I know I look better than I have in years. Hearing the words 'hot' and 'sexy' again doesn't hurt to help the old self image.

What is your favorite fruit?
Nectarines, strawberries, pineapple, bananas...

What websites do you visit daily?
iGoogle, gmail, news sites, certain blogs, my bank...

What have you been seriously addicted to lately?
Exercise - specifically my elliptical machine. I could stay on it for hours.

What's the last song that got stuck in your head?
Bad Girlfriend

What is your favorite thing to wear?
Jeans with low cut, body hugging shirts and my Ecco X-treme Janes.

Do you think Rice Krispies are yummy?
Not really. I do like them if made with peanut butter though.

What would you do if you saw $100 lying on the ground?
Pick it up and put it in my pocket. Finders keepers applies, yes?

What items couldn't you go without during the day?
Things I'd hate to go without - lip gloss, computer, my car, certain toys I've grown fond of...

What should you be doing right now?
Whatever I want. DUH!

Unconscious Mutterings

In love :: Mushy

Be my guest :: Go ahead

Number one :: Me!

Swallowed whole :: Oyster(keeping it clean!) *grin*

50 percent :: Halfway there

Made in :: Taiwan

Supplement :: Extra

Right for :: Made for

Endless :: Chatter - blah, blah, blah

Ceramic :: Breakable

Saturday whatevers...

2008-11-01T12:37:00.004-05:00

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Saturday 9
1. Were you raised around a lot of sports?
Yes! Dad was a football and baseball fanatic. Mom loved basketball. She played b-ball in school. So did one of my sibs and I. Another sib was a cheerleader. We classified seasons by sports.

2. What is your favorite sport?
Football.

3. When did you last play a sport?
Organized - high school. Pick up game - this summer.

4. When did you last attend a professional sporting event and what was it?
It's been since before I got married. I tend to go to more high school/college games.

5. What was the last sport you watch on TV?
Football - Titans over Colts on Monday Night Football, baby!!

6. If you have children, do they play the same sports that you did? If not, someday if you have kids, would you like them to?
None of my kids are interested in basketball. If they wanted to play, I'd be for it all the way. I'd be the Mom at every game cheering and being quite obnoxious. Uhhhh, maybe my kids know this and that's why they shy away from indoor sports.

7. Do you think other people care too much about sports?
I've known some pretty intense parents. There's nothing wrong with having passion for something, but some do get carried away.

8. Do you have the freedom to be as involved in either playing or watching as much sports as you’d like to?
Yes. I like to get out and play around. Nothing too serious. I am getting old, you know. If there's something I want to watch, I watch it. If I have to, I DVR it. No biggie.

9. Who is your favorite sports team?
Titans, Colts, Steelers, Lady Vols(b-ball), Vols(football).

The Saturday Special
~Words Ending in TER ~ I Say You Answer~

1. My Computer...you answer?

2. Tap Water...you answer?

3. Mystery Writer...you answer?

4. Sign of Winter...you answer?

1. ...is a pink Dell laptop. I love it!
2. ...around here is pretty good.
3. ...Janet Evanovich writes the Stephanie Plum series. Hey, that's the first thing that came to mind.
4. ...ladybugs. They're all over the freaking place - trying to get inside away from the cold. GAH!

Okay, I seriously need to get off my ass and do something. I think I'm coming off my candy-induced high. Better go eat another KitKat. *grin*

#50

2008-10-31T11:32:00.004-05:00

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1. Can you go a day without laughing? I'd rather not. If I do, I'm moody and you don't want to be around. Just sayin'.

2. Do you have your period right now? Nope.

3. What currently hurts the most? I'm pain-free at the moment.

4. When was the last time you were on MySpace? Probably over a year ago. It's just not my thing.

5. Are you in love with the Jonas Brothers? They're cute, young guys. I'm not into young.

6. How many siblings do you have? More than one.

7. Who are you crushing on? Rufus Sewell and Jensen Ackles.

8. And where are they right now? No idea.

9. Do you work? If so, where? Yes. I have my own business.

10. What is your intake on abortion? Intake? Well, I'm pro-choice. Another person's reproductive choices are none of my business.

11. What is your least favorite music genre? I think it's called Scream-o or something. it's ear bleeding to me.

12. What is your favorite TV show? The Big Bang Theory, NCIS, Supernatural, Numb3rs, Life, etc.

13. If you got the chance to go to the moon, would you? Eh...

14. If you have a dog(s) what are their name(s)? No dog.

15. Do you watch America's Best Dance Crew? I don't watch any dancing shows.

16. If yes, who do you want to win? n/a

17. What is your favorite song at the moment? Today it's 'Bad Girlfriend'.

18. Favorite holiday? Independence Day, July 4th.

19. Have you ever spent the night at the hospital? Many, many nights - both as patient and overnight caretaker.

20. What are your biggest phobias? Small spaces, super high heights.

21. Do you have any mental disorders? I've never been diagnosed, but you never know. *grin*

22. What was the last thing you made in the kitchen? I just heated up a Lean Cuisine. Before that, I made hamburger roll ups lastnight.

23. Do you think that you can chose who you want to love? You do have some say. Of course, you have total control over lust.

24. How many musical instruments are in your house? Five. There is another one, but it's more a learning tool.

25. What is the nearest polka-dotted thing to you? Mini Me's ladybug wings have black dots. That's as close to polka dots I can see.

26. When was the last time you went to the beach? It's been a while. Not a lot of beaches around here.

27. Have you ever been on stage? For what? Yes. Music, singing, and plays.

28. How many necklaces do you own? At least five.

29. Would you ever date someone younger than you? Yes, but not too much younger.

30. Say I'm flipping a coin, what side do you call? Heads or Tails? I usually say tails and giggle.

31. How often do you use Google? Daily.

32. Or do you use Yahoo instead? I'll look through their news section on occasion.

33. Do you like having your picture taken? I do.

34. What is the last thing you do in the shower? Turn off water, open door, grab towel, dry off...

35. Do you listen to the radio while showering? No.

36. Is tomorrow a special day? Sort of. There is a picnic I'd like to go to.

37. Would you ever live in a different country? If yes, where? I'd like to visit many places, but live? No thanks.

38. Have you ever been in a real moshpit? Do I look crazy?

39. How many times have you brushed your teeth today? Once.

40. And flossed? Nope.

41. Are you excited for the new season of Run's House? Never watched it, so I guess not.

42. Have you ever been to a club? Yes.

43. What do you think of Mario Lopez? He's good looking and knows it. Enough said.

44. Can you do a back handspring? Right now? I highly doubt it.

45. Have you ever been a dancer? Not professionally.

46. How about a soccer player? Soccer wasn't big when I was school age.

47. Is there a laundry basket in your room? No.

48. When is the next time you will be attending a party? The picnic tomorrow is kind of a last get together party.

49. How many times have you been in a hotel? Not as many times as I would have liked to been in. I've been in my fair share though.

50. Did you enjoy this survey? Enjoy? Eh, it was okay.

Wednesday Weirdness

2008-10-29T10:31:00.002-05:00

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1.) As an adult, do you do anything for Halloween or is it just another day?
When you have kids, Halloween is never just another day. It's all about the school parties, costumes, candy, going to as many houses as possible, etc.

2.) Do you ever dress up for Halloween? What will be your costume this year?
I've not dressed up for Halloween in a long time. I focus everything on the kids and their fun. It's their holiday. Now that I can actually fit my smokin' body into a sexy costume, I won't be. It's Senior Night at the football game and that's where we'll be. I'll be the proud Mom. No costume needed.

3.) Have you started Christmas shopping yet? When do you usually begin?
You've got to be shittin' me! I don't care what kind of incentives the stores will use to get me to buy before I'm ready. I'm not gonna. Shopping starts EXACTLY 2 weeks before Christmas Day.

4.) Do you look people in the eye when talking? Does it bother you when people don't make eye contact during conversation?
I do, but I don't stare people down. I find that uncomfortable when done to me, so I don't do it. It doesn't bother me too much if someone doesn't make a lot of eye contact. I just figure they are shy or whatever.

5.) What excuse do you usually use when you want to take a day off work for no real reason?
I better be dead or in the hospital. I can't take days off on a whim. Not happening. I'm just not that way. If I need a day off, I have good reason.

6.) How often, on average, do you find yourself thinking about sex per day?
A LOT! The Man kind of gets exasperated with me.

7.) What company makes your favorite brand of shoes? What makes them your favorite?
New Balance. Ecco. Those are the shoes I wear for work and exercise. I wear them because they're damn good shoes. I also love my pair of red, strappy flip flop looking shoes with a wedge heel. I can't remember who makes them and am too lazy to get up to look. I like them because they look sexy on my feet, but are also comfy to wear anywhere.

8.) Do you ever save alcohol bottles once they are empty?
I have saved wine/whiskey bottles that Bones might like. She collects them. Anything else gets thrown out.

9.) Do you enjoy musicals?
I love music period. Some musicals are pretty freaking cheesy, but I do love the music/songs to a lot of them.