Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Wednesday - as if you didn't know

Happy Hump Day!
The Man's dentist visit went pretty well yesterday. He will need 2 teeth pulled. The Dr. gave him a 'script for antibiotics and was wanting to give him one for painkillers, but The Man said no. The Man is like that. Won't drink. Won't take anything stronger than Aleve.

Something surprising after his visit when he was paying, the office manager said she believes we'll be covered for anything and everything 100% - for the whole family. Even Joker's braces!! She looked at when we started our coverage and her and The Man got to talking and he does remember after a certain period we should be totally covered, but he didn't realize the time was now. We just need to confirm with the insurance. The office manager didn't get through to the insurance before we left, but she's sure of it. The Man is calling today to double check.

So, me no pouty anymore. ;)

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Wednesday Weirdness #38: Hypothetical!
Questions by: Bella Dreamer with help from Amorous Rocker & Carrying Me Away

These questions are all hypothetical scenarios. Read along and have fun! ANSWER HONESTLY!

1- Times are hard and you get laid off. You turn to the adult entertainment industry and decide to get into sexing it up on camera. You're now a porn star. Even though you now do porn for a living, you still hold on to a little moral, ethics and dignity. What are 3 things, sexually, that you rule out as absolutely not happenings no matter the amount of money?
Easy. Animals, 'elimination' play, and especially painful brutality.

2- Pretend you spent a busy day running errands and come home in the afternoon when no one else is home. You come in, sit things down and head to the kitchen. You find a dead body laying in the kitchen floor. What would you do?
Poke it with billiard stick. If it doesn't move, call 911. If it does, run! Someone else would surely call 911 after hearing my screams. Maybe.

3- After some extensive testing, scientists found out you have a special supernatural skill that could be put to use to save 20,000 men and women all over the world. The only catch is after you use it, you will die. If you don't use it, 30,000 people will die but you'll still be alive and won't suffer any illness or strange side effects of your special supernatural skill. Are you willing to sacrifice your life for 20,000 people?
Sorry, but I'm a selfish bitch and want to live.

4- You are at a concert. A fight breaks out and the person in front of you gets hit by the person beside you. They turn around and think it's you and no amount of reasoning will convince them otherwise. They are taller by several inches and outweigh you by around 50 pounds. You are about to get punched and possibly manhandled. How do you get out of it and avoid injury?
If it's a man, I'll go for the groin. A woman, the face. Don't mess with me.

5- You're having a dinner party with your close friends. One close friend asks if it is fine if they bring a date along. You ask your friend if their date is someone they trust to act well mannered and respectful to others. Your friend sings the praises of their date and you agree to let them bring their date to the dinner party. Once there, their date turns out to be crude, obnoxious, disrespectful and all around a real vile ass to be around. Do you tough it out and later apologize to your other guests? Pull your friend aside and tell them to reign in their date? Confront the friends date about their vile behavior?
I would have absolutely no problem showing someone like that the door. And my friend would get an earful too.

6- You go to the grocery store and bump carts with a woman. She gets angry and chants at you in gibberish. She smiles, informing you that she has cursed you to never have sex again unless you pay for it. You roll your eyes and walk off. 2 years later and you haven't had any sexual contact with another person since that day. Do you start paying for sex or just never have sexual contact with another person again?
Hahaha! Riiight. I'm a woman. Getting a man to have sex with me is not a problem. Ummm, is that a bit arrogant to say?

7- Your really good friend is going to their grandmother's house for dinner and invites you along. You make sure it is fine with their grandmother and she says to come along if you like, she has made more than enough food to feed you too. You go. While there, you accidentally break something extremely valuable to your friends grandmother. Do you hide it and pretend nothing every happened or come clean?

I apologize profusely and offer to replace it or pay for it. Geez.

TMI Tuesday #169
1. On a scale of 1-10, how satisfied are you with your sex life?
I'll give it a solid 8. I get plenty. I give a lot. I can't complain about the quality- too much(heh). But there's always more to experience.
2. If someone shoves you up against a wall while kissing you, your reaction is?
Wrap my legs around them, run my fingers through their hair, and hang on!
3. What is the most romantic thing anyone has ever done or said to you?
4. Where is the most unusual place you have ever had sex?
Various public places. I'll leave it to your imagination.
5. How do you liked to be kissed?
I don't like pecks. I'm not a chicken. Anything else is good. There are certain kinds of kisses that make my knees go weak. ;)

Bonus (as in optional):Most embarrassing sexual moment?
Oh no you don't. I'm not telling any of those stories here. hehehe


Improbable Joe said...

I went to the dentist last week... all I got was a cleaning and that hurt like hell. I can't even imagine what a toothache must feel like!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Now we ALL have a lot to think about! ;)

Amorous Rocker said...

Lol, I'm a selfish bitch too because I said no to that 3rdWW question too. :)

Great answers.