Sunday, November 30, 2008

Snowflake freckles and cooties in my hair...

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It's snowing here. Of course, it's not sticking because it's 37° outside but the kids still got out of school. That's how it is in the South. See a snowflake, close schools. Hyper Boy is sticking his face outside and screaming, 'I got snowflake freckles! I got snowflake freckles!' Mini Me is standing outside the front door watching the snow collect on her hair saying, 'Cooties in my hair! Cooties in my hair!' Our neighbor to the left is standing in his driveway laughing at them both.

It's a good day...


TEN things you wish you could say to TEN different people right now:
1. Why do you have to lie about even the trivialest of things?
2. Get out of the house for more things than having your hair done and buying groceries.
3. I'm still upset with you for turning my life upside down 5 years ago.
4. You don't have to take her shit. Stick up for yourself more.
5. If you hurt my friend with your illegal shenanigans, you better be prepared for my wrath. It won't be pretty.
6. Stop it with the fake accent. It makes you look and sound silly.
7. She's still having affairs. She also has a profile on Ashley Madison.
8. Stop telling men your husband is okay with you 'playing around'. He's not. You're a liar. I hate you for hurting him.
9. I know you don't like me. I wish you'd stop pretending to care.
10. I like you a little too much.

NINE things about yourself:
1. A day without sex exercise makes me a grumpy girl.
2. When I go shopping, 95% of the time I come home with a new bra or panties or both. Just try to keep me out of the 'Intimate Apparel' department. I dare you. ;)
3. I curse too much. And I don't censor myself around the kids. I've tried and saying 'shoot' for 'shit' just isn't the same.
4. I was brought up by a Mom who took me to church everytime the door was open. I haven't attended church since I was 18.
5. I blush easily.
6. I cry when I'm mad. That makes people think I'm soft. Big mistake.
7. I want to move to Colorado some day.

8. I love The Man more today than I ever have. We've been through a lot in these 20+ years together. Some things I would love to forget. Most things, I want to remember forever.
9. I don't like guacamole.

EIGHT ways to win your heart:
1. Don't smother me with attention. I know lots of girls like it, but it makes me panic and run.
2. Humor goes a long way. Make me laugh. And laugh with me.
3. Don't over analyze my motives. Ask me if you want/need to know why I did something.
4. Do what you say and say what you do.
5. I'm a big girl. I don't need you to fix something just because I tell you about it. I'll let you know when I need rescued help. 'Kay?
6. When I get quiet and need to be alone, don't take it personally. Give me time to think/lick my wounds/simmer down.
7. I NEED touch. I LOVE touch. Give it to me daily.
8. Most importantly, you HAVE to love music. It's all around me - every day. If you give me the stink eye about my music, you're as good as gone.

SEVEN things that cross your mind a lot:
1. Sex
2. How many calories is that?
3. I've got to get in some cardio today.
4. What would my Mom have done in this situation?
5. I need some new bras/panties!
6. What will TM surprise me with next?
What's for dinner and can I talk TM into taking us out.

SIX things you do before you fall asleep:
1. Sex - most nights.
2. Brush teeth.
3. Clean up.
4. Pee.
5. Kiss TM.
6. Exit the PVR on the computer.

Oh my aching...


I've been eating badly since T-Day and my belly is letting me know this morning how much it does NOT appreciate it. Ow. Ow. Ow. Let's see if Sunday Stealing and such will take my mind off the pain.

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Sunday Stealing

LAYER 1: Tell us your...

* Name: Freaky Poptart - got to keep this anonymous thing going.
* Birthday (month, day): March 2
* Birthplace: The Volunteer State
* Current location: I still have not escaped TVS.
* Eye color: Today they are hazel. They go between green and hazel all the time.
* Hair color: Music Girl colored my hair T-Day - non permanent, will wash out in a couple months. The box calls it 'roasted chestnut'.

* Height: 5'7"
* Righty or lefty: I'm a righty-tighty.
* Zodiac sign: Pisces

LAYER 2: What's...

* Your heritage: I'm a mutt, but predominantly Irish and American Indian(Cherokee). What a mix, right?
* The shoes you wore today: I haven't put on shoes yet, but I'm planning on wearing my Eccos when I do.
* Your weakness: Men. I get into soooo much trouble.
* Your fears: Big, hairy...spiders!
* Your perfect pizza: I'll eat just about any kind, but if I could order I'd get - thin crust with light sauce and top it with pepperoni, beef, onions, mushrooms(light on the 'shrooms), and tomatoes. Oh, and black olives and real bacon! With mozzarella only please.
* Goals you’d like to achieve: First and foremost is to pay off all debts. I think I'm going to reach my 'goal weight' before that happens though.
* Your first waking thoughts: I don't feel so good.
* Your best physical feature: My incredible shrinking ass. The Man would say the ta-tas though. He's a total breast man.
* Your most missed memory: Holidays spent with my side of the family. *sniff*

LAYER 3: Do you...

* Smoke: Never have.
* Cuss: All the time. GAH!
* Sing: Are you kidding me?! YES!
* Do you think you’ve been in love: Think and know.
* Did you go to college: I did.
* Liked high school: I did.
* Want to get/stay married: I think I'll stay put.
* Believe in yourself: If I don't, who will?
* Think you’re attractive: You betcha!
* Think you’re a health freak: Not the last 4 days or so.
* Get along with your parent(s): I did - back in the day when they were actually living.
* Like thunderstorms: Yep .
* Play an instrument: Many.

LAYER 4: In the past month have you…

* Drank alcohol: Not nearly enough.
* Smoked: No.
* Done a drug: No.
* Made out: November has been a VERY good month!
* Gone on a date: Yep.
* Gone to the mall: A few.
* Eaten an entire box of Oreos: I've never eaten a whole box.
* Eaten sushi: Nope.
* Been on stage: I was on display a few times, yes.
* Been dumped: In a way, yes.
* Gone skating: No.
* Gone skinny dipping: No.
* Stolen Anything: I swiped something, yes. Shhhh!

LAYER 5: Have you ever…

* Played a game that required removal of clothing: Oh yeah.
* Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: I can honestly say I've only been trashed once. Was not pretty.
* Been caught “doing something”: All the freaking time!
* Been called a tease: Me? A tease? *wink*
* Gotten beaten up: No.
* Shoplifted: Yes. I was 5 and Mom wouldn't buy me a toy. It magically appeared in my hands, in the car. Mom took me back and made me give it back to the manager.


* Age you did get/hope to be married: I was 19.
* Numbers and names of children (either you have or want): I have a couple. Names aren't happening here.
* Describe your dream mate: Interesting. Funny. Intelligent. Confident. Kind, but not a push over.
* How do you want to die: Old and peacefully.
* What did you want to be when you grow up: Dancer, actor, anesthesiologist...
* What country would you most like to visit: Italy

LAYER 7: Now tell...

* Name a drug you’ve taken illegally: I'm really not into this kind of thing. I did take some of my Mom's valium when I was a teenager.
* Name a person you could trust with my life: Me. Myself. I.
* Name a favorite CD that you own: Cuts Like a Knife - Bryan Adams. Hey, it was the first to pop into my brain.
* Number of piercings: 4
* Number of tattoos: 0 - but that's going to change.
* Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: A lot.
* Name a past experience that you regret: All the food I've eaten the last few days!

Unconscious Mutterings

  1. Sleepy :: Yawn

  2. Thanksgiving :: FOOD!

  3. Fifteen :: ...going on 30.

  4. Authority :: ...always wins.

  5. Bangs :: in She...

  6. Curled :: Twisted.

  7. Young man :: Immature.

  8. Surprised :: Shocked.

  9. Mistake :: Error.

  10. Handle it :: Do it myself.

Saturday, November 29, 2008

When all's said and done...

Thanksgiving wasn't too bad. I was still smarting a little from MIL changing my plans for me, but let's not get into that again. The food was good, the company was great, and when all's said and done, I have too many things to be thankful for to count.

Hey, even MIL's dressing was good. ;)

Call me crazy, but I got up at 3:30 Friday morning to shop at WalMart. My SIL talked me and Music Girl into going to her local WalMart instead of ours. BIG EFFING mistake. Never again.

We got there around 4:40 and couldn't even get down the aisles to just look around. People were parked at all the bundles and wouldn't budge. And if I tried to get by, they'd give me the stink eye. Geez, people.

The only things I really wanted were the $9 movies - Kung Fu Panda and Alvin and the Chipmunks. I located the latter peeking through the black wrap and decided to camp out with the other bundle grinches. At 5, I heard someone yell from the front "Okay. Go!!" The bundle grinches turned into mad dogs ripping the black wrap off. If I weren't in a state of shock and awe, I'd have video'd it with my digicam.

But I was on a mission too. Apparently, my game plan is different from other people. I stayed calm and hung back and let others do most of the work. Most men will help out a truly desperate female in need. ;)

Yeah, yeah. I played the helpless female. Now, don't be hatin'. I don't like to do it unless I really need to. And in that throng of people, I needed to. I tapped a guy's shoulder and asked, 'Could you please grab me an Alvin and a Kung Fu Panda DVD?'

I did this throughout the store. My haul?
*The movies, plus the 2-pack Ratatouille DVD
*3 light sabers - 1 Sith, 1 Obi, 1 Jedi
*2 Hannah Montana dolls
*Jeans, jeans, and more jeans - Wrangler and L.E.I for $8/each!

*3 hoodies
*Play doh cannister
*Various other clothes

*Yahtzee game

*Digital picture frame
*Various other toys

Want to know what I found out this morning? I could have gotten all this - except the jeans - at my local WalMart today. For the same price. I went there around 6 this morning after work and all the doorbuster prices(usually only Friday 5-11a.m.) were still good. So I picked up a few more things. The jeans were all gone or I would have gotten more of them too.

But no. Never again will I shop Black Friday at my SIL's local WalMart. I'll stick with mine. That is, if I'm ever crazy enough to get out on a BF ever again. And you know I will be. GAH!

And now for something fun...

Saturday 9
1. What was the last pill you took?
Forgot my vitamin today! I took a Sudafed before going to bed lastnight.

2. What time of day do you usually feel most energized?
Wow. This is kind of hard to answer. I feel most energized after exercising - whether it be in the morning, afternoon or evening. Hmmm...

3. Who was the last person you hugged?
Hyper Boy.

4. If you had a restaurant serve you a perfect breakfast, what would it be?
Almost anything I don't have to prepare is good with me. I guess I'll say a stack of 3 banana pancakes, 2 strips of bacon, and ice cold o.j.

5. What did you do on Thursday?
The usual Thanksgiving dance.

6. If you could change one thing about your life, what would it be?
Financial freedom would be nice. Yeah, not worrying about finances would be VERY nice.

7. What is your favorite TV commercial at the moment?
I skip 'em.

8. Who would you'd be surprised to wake up and find in your bed?
Ummm, just about anybody other than The Man.

9. Who is your favorite 80’s band?
Journey, Def Leppard, Bon Jovi, Scorpions, Motley Crue, etc...

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Oh my aching ass!

Ever have the rug pulled out from under you? Literally or figuratively makes no difference. I had it done to me this past Sunday and my ass still hurts.

MIL was supposed to be going out of state for Thanksgiving, leaving me to do the turkey day dinner. Even though I'm not a big fan of the day to day cooking that I do, I really enjoy making big dinners - especially holiday dinners. So, innocently enough, Sunday afternoon I'm watching the Titans losing against the Jets when the phone rings. I'm in a funky mood as it is since I'm a Titans fan. Go Freak(Kearse)! MIL, in her 'trying to seem nice' voice lets me know her plans have changed. She's staying. AND she's doing Thanksgiving dinner.

Rug. Pull. Ass. Floor.

She then informs me of everything she's making - turkey, dressing, green beans, fruit salad, cranberry sauce, rolls, etc. I've bought ALL this stuff. She knows this because Music Girl had already told her 3 days before. So, after hearing from MG about my plans and what I'm making, MIL changes her mind, buys the SAME stuff, and goes on to tell me to, 'put your turkey back in the freezer'. How do I know she bought the stuff after MG told her? MIL said so! MG told her Thursday. MIL bought the stuff Saturday. AND then decides to tell me on Sunday. During the game. The game the Titans were losing.

I. Am. Not. Happy.

But did I say that to MIL? No. Why? Because she can make my life miserable if I do. Nope. I put my turkey back in the freezer like a good little girl. Will put a fake ass smile on my face and do my little part in making something to take to her house - 2 pumpkin pies and sweet potato casserole. But she said 'no' to my sausage balls. The same sausage balls she demands I make every freaking year. Why no to the balls? Who the hell knows?! Probably because she knew that would get to me too.

The Man told me not to listen to her. To go ahead and make my dinner and then we'd show up at her house and not eat a damn thing. I can't do it. Believe me I want to. But I will avoid conflict at almost any cost. Even when my little fee fees are hurt. GAH!

**rant over**

Sorry about that. It just had to come out somewhere and this is my 'safe' place.

I tried to make a regular blog and write day to day things on it. But I'm just not a day to day girl. I also figure that when I do have something to say, this blog right here is sufficient.

So, to equal the good with the bad up there. The Man and I actually got some Christmas shopping done this weekend. I don't think we've ever started this early. Our haul so far:
*eat and pee baby doll
*houndstooth, wool coat
* LOTS of Bakugan stuff
*hair dryer
*rocket set
*model glue/paint for the rocket set

And of course, we had to go shop for some 'intimate apparel' for me. Black. Lace. I likey! ;)

Oh, and Logan's Roadhouse has the BEST freaking rolls! And their grilled chicken, mashed potatoes, and broccoli is pretty damn good too. Now I'm hungry...

Color me quiz...

Although I'm not really into stuff like this, it's oddly accurate - for the most part.

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Monday, November 24, 2008


Do you remem​ber your first​ favor​ite song?​ If so, what was it?
Oh heck yeah. I was 11 or 12 and would blast 'I Want to Kiss You All Over' and 'Hot Child in the City' all through the house. My Mom was not impressed. It was definitely a sign of things to come. *ahem*

What do you refus​e to eat?
Okra, grits, and anything swimming in grease. Yes, I'm a native Southerner but I have my limits.

Have you ever injec​ted any kind of drug before?

Do amusement park rides make you sick?
I've never gotten sick from a ride. The faster, higher, scarier...the better.

Who is your favorite Star Wars character?
Han Solo. He was a know-it-all, sarcastic, smart ass. My kind of man!

What kind of cheese do you put on your sandwiches?
I'm not a cheese snob, so American it is. Sometimes I'll buy Swiss for The Man and swipe a piece or two.

What was the first thing you ever learned how to cook?
Grilled cheese sandwiches - which is what I made for dinner tonight. Hey, I can't make a gourmet meal every night. HA!

Did you ever collect beanie babies?
Gosh no!

When was the last time you got a haircut?
I had about 4" trimmed off all around a few weeks ago.

Have you ever been to a bachelor/bachelorette party?
Yep. And they're never as fun as the ones in the movies. GAH!

Where are you most ticklish on your body?
Don't. Touch. My. Feet. I don't even allow foot massages because I'm afraid I'll kick the giver in the face.

Have you ever bailed anyone out of jail?
Yeah. What a freaking nightmare.

What's the last board game you played?
Life or Monopoly or Clue. Can't remember.

Do you still own any VHS tapes?
Boxes full. Seriously!

Do you shop at JC Penny's ever?
Not a lot, but I have found some nice things there on sale.

If there was a real Jurassic Park, would you visit it?
No thanks.

Do you ever read the newspaper?
I buy the local newspaper at least once a week. Any other news, I read online.

Do you eat your mac & cheese with a fork or a spoon?

Is there​ any medicine/pill you take every​day?​​
Multi vitamin and a calcium/magnesium/zinc supplement. The cmz especially helps with the cramping/bloating/irritability during that time of the month.

How many 20 dolla​r bills​ do you have on you right​ now?
On my person? None. I'm in bed.

Would you do meth if it was legalized?
Hell no!

Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers to survey questions?
No. If somebody doesn't like what they see/read here, they don't have to ever come back.

Do you think Obama will be assassinated?
I sure hope not.

Have you ever made out with someone and then never saw them again?

Do you drink egg nog?
I'll have a cup or two during the holidays. More if it's 'juiced up'.

What are you wearing?
I'm in bed and for the kid's sake - if they happen to come in - I'm wearing a shirt. It's coming off soon.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Hodge Podge Sunday

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Sunday Stealing
Fill in your favorite for each of the following:

1. Political show: They all give me a headache. GAH!

2. Picnic food: Vodka

3. Mixed drink: Vodka & SunDrop, Coke & Jack, margaritas, LIIT...

4. U.S. President: You've GOT to be kidding!

5. Kind of student to teach: Ummm, the absent kind? Do I look like a teacher?

6. Hobby you do or wish you still did: It involves heels and a pole. Oh wait, that was a job. Hobby? Hobby? Shopping. Yeah, shopping. I'll be doing that today actually. Victoria's Secret, here I come!

7. Sports commentator: Most are too damn irritating for me. Plus I don't remember names. I guess Al Michaels is less irritating than most. Is he still working?

8. Sport to watch on TV: Football

9. Animal to have as a pet: I'll take any kind of stuffed animal. They don't crap, puke, or annoy.

10. Halloween costume you have worn: Cheerleader. It doesn't even have to be Halloween to wear it. *grin*

11. Kind of dessert: Beefcake...errr...I mean cheescake.

12. Comic strip: Ummm. I got nothing.

13. Ice cream flavor: Chunky Monkey. No. Butter Pecan. No. Cookie dough. No. Cookies N Cream. No. Chunky Monkey. Yeah, Chunky Monkey! Playing favorites with ice cream is hard. GAH!

14. News source: TMZ, baby! I kid.

15. Vacation spot: Vacation? Does not compute.

16. Wine: I haven't had wine since I was 13.

17. Way to waste time instead of working: Sex. Oh, at work? Okay. Yeah, sex.

18. Reality show: The Girls Next Door

19. Childrens movie: I'm over 40. I barely tolerate kid's movies as it is.

20. Celebrity you wish would retire: Retire as in come to my bed? Jensen Ackles comes to mind.

Unconscious Mutterings

  1. Spit it out :: I'm not a spitter. *wink*

  2. Shadow :: ...of a doubt.

  3. Database :: Brain

  4. Expression :: Face

  5. Boss :: Me

  6. Baby :: Done!

  7. Mystic :: Pizza

  8. Kate :: Beckinsale

  9. Boobies :: D cups

  10. Raid :: Bug spray

Saturday 9
1. What did you dream about last night?
I distinctly remember a remote control toy and The Santa Clause playing in the background. Oh wait, I don't think that was a dream. *wink*

2. Do you often have nightmares?
I'm too old to have nightmares anymore.

3. Do you have any special talents?
Hell yeah, I do! I would be embarrassed to list them all though. I'm soooo modest that way. Oh yeah, modest is my middle name. HA!

4. Who is the most talent person that you know?
So many. Too many to list really. I will say a few though - Music Girl, Bones, and TM.

5. What did you watch on TV last?
I usually have the TV on just for noise. I did actually watch Numb3rs yesterday though. Something about trains, toxins, a kid, blah, blah, blah. Okay, I didn't watch it that closely.

6. Is there a new TV show that you would recommend?
Eleventh Hour - for nothing but to drool over Rufus Sewell. *wiping mouth*

7. Who was the last person you phoned and why?
Music Girl yesterday to tell her where to meet me for dinner.

8. Who was the last person who phoned you and why?
Music Girl called to tell me about her stressful day.

9. What was the last snail mail letter that you received?
Do people really send those anymore?

Thanksgiving Meme(forgot who the heck I stole this from)
1. Which do you like better: Cooking at your house, or going elsewhere?
Although I dislike the day to day cooking I do, I actually enjoy cooking for the holidays. I like cooking at home rather than going somewhere else. We've spent years on the road going and going. I like staying put.

2. Do you buy a fresh or frozen bird?
Frozen. Butterball, baby!

3. What kind of stuffing?
Mine is a mix of cornbread, French bread, and white bread. Mix in onions, celery, sage, eggs, chicken stock and drippings from the turkey. Pop in the oven for 40 minutes. Yumm-0!

4. Sweet potato or pumpkin pie?
Pumpkin pie. I make a casserole out of the sweet potatoes.

5. Do you believe that turkey leftovers are a curse, or the point of the whole thing?
I love turkey leftovers! Mmmmm...

6. Which side dish would provoke a riot if it was left off the menu?
The Man would not like it if there was no fruit salad or a green veggie or cranberry sauce. Music Girl would throw a fit if there was no ham roll ups. I would go back to bed and pout if there was no dressing.

7. Do you save the carcass to make soup or stock?

8. What do you wish you had that would make preparing Thanksgiving dinner easier?
A kitchen with more counter space.

9. Do you get up at the crack of dawn to have dinner ready in the early afternoon, or do you eat at your normal dinner hour?
I actually get up later than usual. When you usually get up at 2a.m. for work, getting up at 6a.m. to put a turkey in the oven is considered 'sleeping in'.

10. If you go to somebody else’s house, what’s your favorite dish to bring?
I take whatever I'm asked to bring - usually cheesy potatoes, sausage balls and a dessert or 2.

11. What do you wish one of your guests wouldn’t bring to your house?
I wish people would leave their pets at home. Food-wise, I don't care for MIL's dressing or coconut cake.

12. Does your usual mix of guests result in drama, or is it a group you’re happy to see?
There's rarely any drama. We all get along or 'play nice'.

13. What’s your absolute favorite thing on the menu?
If I had to pick just 1 - dressing.

14. What are you thankful for this year?
Other than the usual, I'm thankful that I'm healthier/more fit right now than I've been in years.

15. Share one family tradition –

We go see a movie after everyone has eaten and rested and eaten again.

Friday, November 21, 2008

My cupcake says...

What Your Cupcake Says About You

At parties, you are energetic and outgoing. You really feel comfortable in a crowd.

You hardly have any restraint. You only hold yourself back when absolutely necessary.

The most important thing in your life is your significant other.

You are laid back, flexible, and easy to get along with. To know you is to care for you.


1) What side of the heart do you draw first? Left.

2) Can you dive without plugging your nose? I've never plugged my nose when diving.

3) What color is your razor? Pink.

4) What is your blood-type? A+

5) Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours? Someone not too annoying. Or smelly.

6) What is a rumor someone has spread about you? A co-worker told people I had slept with him.

7) How do you feel about carrots? I like them better raw than cooked.

8) How many chairs at the dining room table? 6

9) Which is the best Spice Girl? Sporty.

10) Do you know what time it is? Yeah...

11) Do you know all the words to the Fresh Prince? Not all.

12) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator? Try to stay calm. Call someone on my cell. Try to stay calm. *grin*

13) What's your favorite kind of gum? B!g R3d

14) All's fair in love and war? Nope.

15) Do you have a crush on anyone? Not today.

16) Do you know how to use some words correctly, but not know the meaning? If asked the meaning, I sometimes have to think a bit.

17) Do you like to sleep? Sure, but not too long.

18) Do you know which US states don't use Daylight Savings? I've heard. Do I remember or care?

19) Do you know the words to the song Total Eclipse of the Heart? Yep. Someone I know played this song all the time when going through a bad separation, then divorce.

20) Do you want a bright yellow '06 mustang? I wouldn't refuse it, but I'd rather it be red.

21) What's something you've always wanted to do? Travel more.

22) Do you have hairy legs? No. Never.

23) What does "Semper Fidelis" stand for? Always faithful.

24) Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake? Yes. :)

25) Do you wear a lot of black? No.

26) Describe your hair. Long, lots of natural body/curl, auburn with blondish highlights.

27) Do you have Entomophobia? No. There are some bugs I don't care for though - roaches, ants, etc.

28) Are you an adult? Most the time.

30) Do you have a tan? Nope.

32) Do you enjoy spending time with your mother? I did.

33) Are you a sugar freak? At times.

34) Do you like orange juice? Yes, especially with no pulp.

35) What sign are you? Pisces

36) Where do you wish you were right now? In an intimate embrace. *wink*

37) Who did you copy this from? Sweet Meme

38) How do you know them? I just know her meme blog.

39) Have you kissed anyone in the past week? Of course.

40) What are your plans for the weekend? I would like a repeat of last weekend - Saturday spent out shopping with The Man and Sunday going out with the family.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Thursday funk...

I'm so not feeling up to doing a damn thing other than this today. Yeah, I'm in a funk. Or maybe I'm just lazy. ;)

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Stolen from 'what if this is as good...'

How many Thanksgivings do you attend?
Thankfully, only one.

Where do u attend Thanksgiving(s)?
My MIL's house or mine if MIL goes out of town.

What is your favorite dish?
Turkey and dressing, of course!

Do you have turkey, ham, or both?

What, if any, are your Thanksgiving traditions?
Just stuffing our faces.

Name your FAV thing about Thanksgiving.
Eating good food.

Do you use brown gravy or turkey gravy?
Turkey gravy.

Do you make anything for Thanksgiving?
I make a couple of dishes if we're meeting at MIL's house. I make almost everything if we have it here.

Do you help clean up after Thanksgiving?

What is your least favorite dish at Thanksgiving?
I've never liked cranberry sauce much.

Out of everything you eat at Thanksgiving, what can YOU cook the best?
Turkey, pies, sausage balls...

Do you kill your own turkey?
No, I buy my butterballs at Kroger, thank you very much.

What do you drink with your Thanksgiving feast?
Depends - Coke, Diet whatever, punch...

Has there ever been a feud during your Thanksgiving?
No. There have been uncomfortable silences between people though.

What kind of veggies do you have with Thanksgiving?
Green beans, sweet potato casserole.

Do you have Appetizers before you Thanksgiving meal?
Yep - sausage balls, ham roll ups, cheese and crackers...

How many people attend your Thanksgiving(s)?
Anywhere from 7 - 15 or more.

Name them:
Most are family with some bringing girl/boy friends.

Have you ever missed a Thanksgiving?

Do you eat Thanksgiving leftovers?
Yep. I love turkey sandwiches.

What kind of pie/cake/dessert do you eat for dessert?
Pumpkin pie, fruit salad, various cookies...

Do you ever play games at Thanksgiving?
No. We eat, rest, eat more, and usually go see a movie.

Name 3 things you are Thankful for:
My beautiful family, my health, life in general.

What time do you eat Thanksgiving?
I'm shooting for 1p.m. this year.

Is there anyone who has normally attended Thanksgiving, that will not be there this year? Who?
MIL and BIL and his boyfriend will be travelling this year.

Name the funniest person at your Thanksgiving(s):
The Joker.

Which person eats the MOST?
Probably The Man - although he doesn't eat to excess.

Which person eats the LEAST?
Hyper Boy.

Shortly describe what the women typically do on Thanksgiving.
Cook, eat, clean up, talk, watch tv, have fun...

Shortly describe what the men typically do on Thanksgiving.
Help in the kitchen, do whatever is asked of them, talk, play, watch tv...

Do any animals attend Thanksgiving dinner?
Movie Girl will bring 'the dog' I'm sure.

If so, do they get Thanksgiving scraps?
I'm sure he will get some.

Who carves the turkey?
The Man.

Have you ever had to make Thanksgiving all on YOUR OWN?

Do you get along with the people you have thanksgiving with?

Baked turkey or Fried Turkey?
In the oven, baby!

Do you eat gizzards?

Do you like whipped cream on your pumpkin pie?

Is your Thanksgiving formal, or do you just do whatever?
Not formal at all.

Is your Christmas tree set up before or after Thanksgiving?

On a scale of 1-10, how much do you LOVE Thanksgiving?
I'll rate it an 8 just because it is somewhat stressful being the 'host'.

TMI Tuesday
1. When did you last use your cellular telephone as a flashlight?
I don't remember - probably a couple weeks ago though.

2. On a scale from 1-10, how comfy are you being naked?
I'm a solid 8 on this. I'm less comfy during that bloated, shitty time of the month.

3. What is the longest you've ever been celibate after having lost your virginity?
Six weeks.

4. Have you ever had sex in a car? If yes, since you were a teenager?
Yes and yes.

5. When did you last use food or drink as medication?
*hiccup* ;)

Bonus: Name three words that:
a) get you excited
You want dessert?
b) make you squirm
Ready for dessert?
c) make you laugh
How about dessert? (said by server at restaurant)
dessert = sex(duh!)

Wednesday Weirdness
1.) Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? I'm soooo going to hell, but yeah.

2.) Are you a morning person or a night owl? I can barely hold my eyes open past 8p.m. and am super grumpy in the mornings. You tell me.

3.) Do you take any kind of medication daily or regularly? If so, what? Only a multi-vitamin and a calcium/magnesium/zinc supplement.

4.) Do you ever have naughty thoughts about any of your friends significant others? I have naughty thoughts about everybody.

5.) What are your favorite comfort foods? Potatoes of any kind, made any way. Breads.

6.) Would you rather direct a porn or star in one? Both. At the same time even!

7.) Have you ever seen a "donkey show"? Would you ever be interested in seeing one? Yeee-uck! No thanks.

8.) On a scale of 1 to 10, how gullible of a person would you say you are? Not so much - maybe a 3 on a bad day.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Bold some, X some

[Bold the true statements](also in blue)
1. I have a boyfriend(I'm counting TM)
2. We've been together for more than 3 months

3. I love balloons
4. The TV in my room is silver
5. I actually don't have a TV in my room
6. I thought the movie Camp Rock was really good
7. I own a lot of jewelry
8. Chris Brown is my favorite singer
9. I've never been in a long term relationship before
10. I love ice skating
11. My favorite color is red
12. Watching the Olympics is fun
13. I have a cat and a dog
14. I never leave the house without putting lotion on
15. The last magazine I read was CosmoGirl!
16. I love going to the beach
17. Honestly, I don't really like the's too sandy
18. The Red Sox will always beat the Yankees
19. Something really exciting is going on this month
20. I'm always on AIM
21. The background on my computer is a tropical picture
22. I can't wait to go back to school
23. Whoever bolded the one above is crazy
24. I've been on a website before to translate my dreams(I have weird dreams)
25. I don't believe that your dreams can be translated, it's a bunch of crap
26. I think that I'm a pretty good kisser
27. I'm comfortable with my physical appearance
28. Fireworks are awesome
29. Today is going to be a really good day
30. I'm really optimistic

31. I would never want to see a live volcano
32. Aqua is a cool color
33. Palm trees are so pretty
34. I own more than 4 bathing suits
35. I have a bar in my house
36. I've been in a cave before
37. I have been told that I have a big imagination
38. I am an innovator
39. I'm very extroverted
40. I have been to New Jersey before
41. Actually, I live there!
42. I have two goldfish
43. I love the zoo
44. My birthday is coming up real soon(less than 4 months)
45. Mini golf is so much fun(after a few drinks)

46. Jackass 2 is one of my favorites
47. I watch HGTV a lot
48. I think Zac Efron is overrated(but cute!)
49. I am a really big procrastinator
50. I eat Special K

In the past 24 hours..
[x] brushed your teeth?
[x] taken a shower?
[ ] spilt something?
[x] dialed a phone number?
[ ] watered a plant?
[x] licked something?
[x] had a glass of water?
[ ] listened to an mp3 player?
[ ] been to school?
[ ] smoked weed?
[ ] had a cigarette?
[x] buckled a seatbelt?
[ ] shoplifted something?
[ ] felt sickly?
[ ] played a video game?
[ ] stepped in gum?
[x] had a slice of pizza?
[x] consumed alcohol?
[ ] fought with a friend?
[x] gotten in trouble?(When am I NOT in trouble?)
[ ] written in red pen?
[ ] opened a window?
[ ] rung a doorbell?
[x] washed your hands?
[ ] fed an animal?(I don't think leaving poison bait out for the mouse counts, right?)
[x] unlocked a door?
[ ] struck a match?
[ ] cried?
[x] laughed?
[x] watched a movie?
[x] hit a lightswitch?
[ ] bitchslapped someone?
[x] put something in the microwave?
[ ] played ping-pong?
[ ] instant messaged someone?
[x] sent an email?
[x] changed your underwear?
[ ] lost something?
[x] taken a picture?
[x] ate a piece of fruit?
[ ] put up a poster?
[x] looked in a mirror?
[x] applied makeup?
[x] listened to music?
[ ] put money into a vending machine?
[x] doodled in a notebook?
[x] thrown a ball?
[ ] been on
[x] kissed someone?
[x] looked at an analog clock?
[ ] played with a deck of cards?
[x] ate a salad?
[ ] worn flip-flops?
[x] put your hair up?
[ ] cut yourself?
[x] made a bed
[x] folded a piece of paper?
[ ] played a musical instrument?
[x] received a present?(TM has bought me a few things, yes)
[ ] bitten your fingernails?
[ ] made a wish?
[ ] been over at a friend's house?

[Bold the true]
i have poor circulation
pain is pleasure(to a point)
i dress modestly, with no cleavage showing(HA!)
i don't care what others think of me, ever
hell, i don't care about a lot of things
i never get offended
i'm very optimistic
i'm very empathetic
i suck at sympathy
i can relate to just about anything and everyone
sarcasm is my weapon of choice
i'm very passive-aggressive
i absolutely love meeting new people
it's very hard for me to think of things to say
i have a lot of patience
i always say things at the wrong time
i can't explain things worth a shit
cursing is a bad habit of mine
i never lie
procrastination rules my life
i'm an internet junkie
ranch dressing makes everything taste better
it's peanut butter jelly time!
I'm surprised i'm not obese
i have a freckle in my eye
i had a twin but my mother miscarried
i'm lucky i'm alive
i have very good luck
i currently have a band-aid on my middle finger
i grew up way too fast
i've practically been on my own since i was 14
i wish i weren't so uptight
i'm just a huge youtube junkie
i don't have a lot of junk in my trunk
i have a piece of shit car
i always have to get things done and get them done right
i'm easily amused
when you talk, i actually listen, even though it may not seem like i am
i have a lot of concentration
i get distracted easily
i'll eat anything with a face on it
i'm pretty rude
i won't say anything if you don't say anything first
i say very little in big crowds
i feel as if i always stand out
i hate being the center of attention
i love serious one on one conversations
i use a lot of hand movements when i talk
if you're standing next to me, you're gunna get punched or fondled or something like that(I'm a toucher, not touchy feely, just touchy.)
don't take me seriously
i talk about myself too much
i hate conceit
i complain too much
everyone always disagrees with me
i'm not who i was a year ago
peaches are the best fruit
i'm a hornball
i fit in with the guys
i never wear makeup
i'm always working
i live with my boyfriend
partying with friends is my favorite pastime
i didn't graduate high school
i'm a grammar nazi(I notice shit, but it doesn't bother me or make me think I'm smarter.)

Sunday, November 16, 2008

It's Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!

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Sunday Stealing
1. Do you like blue cheese salad dressing? I used to, but now the taste is just too strong. I favor light ranch - better for the waistline too.

2. Favorite late night snack? The Man. I'm not a late night snacker...of the food variety.

3. Do you own a gun? Maybe. Maybe not.

4. What’s your favorite drink at Starbucks or other specialty coffee shop? I don't drink coffee. I never developed a taste for it. I get my caffeine fix from cokes.

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? I'm usually fine until the blood pressure is taken. The nurse always has to do it again. I'm not sure why that flusters me. After that, I'm good again. *shrug*

6. What do you think of hot dogs? Eh. I don't particularly like them, but they're a convenient, easy dinner when I'm in a rush.

7. Favorite Christmas song? I like anything by Trans Siberian Orchestra...especially Christmas Canon Rock and Carol of the Bells.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Diet whatever or water.

9. Can you do push-ups? I love me some push ups! Push ups are my favorite kind of bra. Oh, and I can do the other kind too. ;)

10. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry? The rings The Man has given me that I wear all the time are my faves. I have a couple pair of earrings I'm quite fond of too. And my Mom's engagement ring. Can't forget that!

11. Favorite hobby? Reading, playing/watching sports, shopping(it's a hobby!)...

12. Do you have A.D.D.? What was the question? No...I don't.

13. What’s one trait that you hate about yourself? My impatience gets the better of me at times. I want what I want and I want it NOW. Yeah, that gets me in trouble...A LOT.

14. The last disease you contracted? I get common viruses and such but those aren't diseases, right? I had my gallbladder removed in the '90s because it was diseased...infected. I guess that counts.

15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment. Froot Loops, sex, Twilight...don't ask me why. My mind wanders. *grin*

16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? Diet Coke, water, margaritas(not as regularly as I'd like though). *hiccup*

17. Current worry right now? Concrete floor for my business. Not really a worry, but it needs to be done before the health inspector comes back for his 6 month visit - any time now.

18. Current hate right now? Hate is a waste of my energy.

19. Favorite place to be? Out with The Man(TM) or family and friends. Last night with TM was perfect!

20. How did you ring in the New Year? Hell, I've slept since then! I believe it was here with family. It's fuzzy. I'm pretty sure it was here. hehehe

21. Like to travel? Love to travel. Time and $$ aren't on my side for it though.

22. Name three people who will complete Sunday Stealing this week: Judd(duh!), execnurse, Jodi.

23. Do you own slippers? I have a pair that is 2 sizes too small that I need to regift. Thanks MIL! She never gets the right size...even after she asks. WTH is up with that?!

24. What color shirt are you wearing? No shirt. All I'm wearing is my brand new, soft, red robe.

25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? Do you want to see my ass on the floor? Seriously, those fuckers are too damn slippery. Not that I've ever done anything on satin sheets. *snicker*

26. Can you whistle? You betcha!

27. Favorite singer/band? Do you have a few hours?

28. Could you ever make it 39 days on the show Survivor? No. The other girls would be too jealous of me and vote me out ASAP. Yeah, that's right. You heard me.

29. What songs do you sing in the shower? I'm too busy washing and rubbing and touching and soaping and caressing and...

30. Favorite girl’s names? Sam

31. Favorite boy’s name? Sam

32. What’s in your pocket right now? You wouldn't believe me if I told you. It's something TM bought me at Spencer's last night. *wicked grin*

33. Last thing that made you laugh? Something that TM and I was talking about last night and all I could think of was yelling, 'Get back in the car, bitch!' I know it doesn't make sense to you, but it makes perfect sense to me.

34. Like your job? Do I like running my own business and being my own boss? You bet your sweet ass I do! The early hours kind of suck, but I can live with that.

36. Do you love where you live? I like where I live. I would LOVE Colorado though.

37. How many TVs do you have in your house? At least 7. We have a lot of rooms, okay? *giggle*

38. Who is your loudest friend? Music Girl, definitely!

39. Do you drive the speed limit or speed? Who drives the speed limit?!

40. Does someone have a crush on you? I'm thinking yes. I can be a bit flirty with people.

41. What is your favorite book? Damn! Pull up a chair. I like lots of books for all kinds of reasons.

42. What is your favorite candy? KitKats and peanut M&Ms are my downfall. Wave one of them in front of me and I'll do whatever you want.

43. Favorite Sports Team? Titans, Colts, Steelers, Vols - football, Lady Vols(basketball...duh!)

44. What were you doing 12 AM last night? This question again? TM and I got a new mattress yesterday. Use your imagination. ;)

45. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up today? Damn, this mattress is nice!

Unconscious Mutterings

  1. Please stop :: ...the madness!

  2. Move over :: Get outta my way.

  3. Sweet as :: ...candy.

  4. Bet :: ...the house.

  5. Mad about :: ...Harry.

  6. It’s over :: Done.

  7. Intend to :: Expect.

  8. Blame :: Point the finger.

  9. Jefferson :: Airplane

  10. Heartless :: Tin Man

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Saturday shuffling

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Saturday Six
1. Between breakfast, lunch or dinner, which meal are you most likely to skip on a typical day?
I'll skip lunch if I know we're going out for supper. I'll have a snack though. I don't like skipping breakfast because then I'm hungry ALL day and will eat every-freaking-thing in sight. When you have a family you have to cook for, skipping dinner doesn't happen...not for me anyway.

2. Do you prefer a hot breakfast, like oatmeal, or a cold breakfast, like cereal?
I hardly ever make myself a hot breakfast. I'll eat bran flakes with fat free milk and a banana most mornings.

3. When you’re in the mood for a big breakfast, what do you typically crave?
Scrambled eggs, bacon, biscuits, hash browns...

4. Take the quiz:
What kind of muffin are you?

You Are a Chocolate Chip Muffin

You are an interesting set of contradictions.

You are innocent yet bold. Funky yet predictable.

You are a bit dramatic and showy. You love attention.

And you know how to charm people into giving you what you want.

You are very determined and ambitious... but you're also lazy.

Success tends to come easily for you. You often “luck out”.

5. What are you more likely to cook for yourself for breakfast if you’re alone: a stack of pancakes, a waffle, or grits?
Frozen waffle - easy peasy. ;)

6. What’s your favorite beverage to drink with your breakfast?
Ice cold milk or flavored water.

The Saturday Special
~Words Ending in ING ~ I Say You Answer~

1. I'm answer? out with The Man today. We're buying a new mattress!

2. I'm answer? forward to christening that mattress tonight! ;)

3. I'm answer? that all I think about lately is sex-related.

4. I'm answer? black jeans and a red hoodie.

Saturday 9
Kiss & Tell
1. Who was the last person you kissed? The Man.

2. What are you wearing now? Dejavu - black jeans, red hoodie.

3. What is your favorite meal at a fast food restaurant? Subway - turkey breast on whole wheat. Burger places - cheeseburger, small fries.

4. Are you a morning person? Hell no!

5. When you were young, what career did you want? It changed weekly. Dancer, teacher, actress, singer, nurse, vet...

6. Do you have a thing (it can be just fantasy) for a blogger that you read? Kind of.

7. Do you wear jewelry? Every-damn-day.

8. Do you wear perfume or cologne? If yes what type? Yes - Obsession or Lucky No. 6.

9. Do you think about sex a lot? YES!

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Veteran's Day

Thank You!

My Dad served in the United States Army and saw action in the Korean Conflict. Thanks Dad!

Monday, November 10, 2008


Have you ever smoked Marlboro cigarettes? Never smoked.

Have you ever been in a Stop & Shop? I don't think so.

Have you ever been to an A.A. meeting? No.

Have you ever been to a professional baseball game? No. I'm more into football and basketball.

Do you have an unusual name for your pet? I don't have any pets, but I do have pet names for 'things'. ;)

Did you ever meet someone from a local news station? Yes, a few.

What color do you want your car to be? Red is good.

If you could change your eye color, what would you change it to? Probably a more pronounced green instead of the hazelish-green they are.

Do you have a deck on your house? It's in the planning stages - still.

Ever heard of the band Traffic? Yep.

What would you have been named if you were born the opposite sex? Lance. Don't ask me why.

What's your grandmother on your dad's side's name? Dolly.

How about on your mom's side? Elizabeth.

Do you know what a gopher looks like? Yeah, I've got one living in the dirt pile out back. Little devil!

What's your sibling's middle name? I don't have permission to divulge that information.

Are you passive aggressive? I can be if I feel the need.

Does anyone in your family have a mental illness? Undiagnosed.

Does anyone in your family have a disease? I'm sure someone does. I'm the last to know such things though.

Is blueberry your favorite scent? Nope.

Are you jealous of your siblings? No.

Besides your house, where did you sleep last? I closed my eyes for a few seconds in the car. No, I wasn't driving!

Do you know anyone who lives in another country? Yes.

Do you know what a crypt keeper is? Isn't he that scary skeletal dude that gives me the heebie jeebies?

What's the theme song to your favorite t.v. show? Hell if I know.

When was your last camping trip? A little over a year ago.

Did you ever have light up shoes? No. The kids have had their share though.

Are you wearing anything that was made in China? I wouldn't be surprised if I was.

Do your socks match right now? Hell yeah.

Sunday, November 9, 2008

WTF Sunday

I'm in a mood. Ignore it.
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Sunday Stealing
1. Who did you spend at least two hours with today? I've been hiding out in my bedroom since I woke up. The kids come in sporadically to check if I'm still breathing. The Man left for work before I got up. Does the 30 minutes or so 'canoodling' with him count? ;)

2. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
I'm super excited about doing all the Thanksgiving cooking for the family again this year. Seriously! I have a new stove/oven(gas!) and can't wait to cook some fab food. I'm still picking through recipes to use. Oh yeah, I'm a thrill a minute.
And then there's that little holiday we call Christmas that's just over 6 weeks away. I have 4 more weeks before shopping begins. I'm kinda sorta looking forward to that. Oh hell, who am I kidding? Spending $$ thrills me like great sex! I guess it's the sense of accomplishment or something.

3. Who was the last person you called? Movie girl. She called me, but I was on the shitter or giving someone a bath or something. I was told to 'call her'. And like the good girl I am, I did - 18 hours later when I remembered. GAH!

4. What were you doing at 12am last night?
I think The Man was feeling me up. It's a blur. I'm almost certain it wasn't a dream.

5. Are your parents married/divorced?
They were married. Then divorced. Now they're gone. RIP.

6. When did you last see your mom?
Right before the casket was closed. I lost it.

7. What are you wearing right now? I have on black, silky shorts and a long, oversized white sweater. I was naked when I got up and these were the first things I pulled from the drawer. Since I'm staying in, I thought 'what the hell'.

8. Where is your favorite place to be? In bed, preferably with The Man.

Outside of the house? I love big book stores that I can get lost in. I could also spend hours in Victoria's Secret. And Old Navy. And Kohl's. I like going out to eat and seeing movies. Spending time with family and friends laughing and just being.
Other places than here? Bear Lake, New Orleans, Cedar Point...

9. Where is your least favorite place to be? Anywhere I can't be me. Anywhere I feel stifled.

10. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?

11. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
I know where I want to be. Making it happen will take lots of work.

12. What was the last thing that really made you laugh? The
two videos I put up on my other blog. If you watch Supernatural, you'll know why Dean screaming is so fucking funny. I watch these every day just to get my cackle on.

13. What cities/towns/villages have you lived in?
I've not lived out of the state I was born in. I have lived in several different cities here though. I'm sooooo ready to get away from here!

14. Are you a social person?
Not today. Usually I am up to doing and going and being out with family/friends.

15. Do you sleep alone? Are you high?! I haven't slept alone in forever. If there's not someone copping a feel every so often, I can't sleep. *snicker*

Unconscious Mutterings

  1. Coverage :: Election news

  2. Cynical :: Skeptical

  3. Gust :: Wind

  4. Improvised :: Wing it

  5. V :: '80s tv show that didn't last long.

  6. Guests :: Visitors

  7. Brutal :: Rough

  8. Grant :: Award

  9. Pull :: Tug

  10. Streaming :: Video

Friday, November 7, 2008

Weekly Memes

I'm using today to do all the weekly memes I didn't do this week for whatever reason. It's raining here and I just don't feel like doing a damn thing other than this.
Pillows - check.
Blanket - check.
Background noise - check.
Drink - check.

Now that I'm comfy, I hope I can stay awake. *grin*

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Sunday Seven
Name the last seven entrees (or main dishes) you had for dinner or lunch.
1. meatloaf
2. lasagna
3. chicken, broccoli casserole
4. steak
5. French bread pizza
6. chicken enchilada
7. peanut butter on 9-grain bread

Monday's a Bitch
1. What time do you usually go to bed on weekdays? I go to bed early since I get up at an ungodly hour. I try to be in bed no later than 8 most nights. There are times something's going on and I'll stay up until 10. Oh yeah, I'm a party girl! *snort*
2. Has anyone ever told you about bad habits you have during sleep? (Snoring, talking, kicking etc?) All the fucking time. I do it all. Oh and the best one? I drool. GAH!
3. Do you prefer your sleeping environment to be warm and snug, or cool and crisp? Yes. Warm and snug during the colder months and cool and crisp during the warm months.
4. What was your favourite bedtime story as a child? I never was read bedtime stories.
5. Is there anything unusual that you often do while in bed? (Unusual meaning something other than sleeping, reading, naughty fun etc.) The only 'unusual' things I can think of are naughty, good fun.

Manic Monday
How many hours of TV do you watch per week? Do you feel that's too much, not enough or just right? Most of my tv viewing is in the morning time watching recorded shows. Hmmm, I'd say I watch 30 or so hours a week. I'm almost always doing something while watching though - working, cleaning, exercising, computing, etc. I like my tv shows, so I don't think that's too much. If you enjoy something, do it, right?

Which of the 5 senses do you feel is your strongest sense? With age, my sight and hearing is fading, so not those. Touch is still good. Smell is kind of off. I guess taste. Yeah, definitely taste.

What's the wackiest belief you held as a child? When I was very young, I thought everything from furniture to books had eyes and was watching me. I'm sure one of my older sibs put that in my head. The thought didn't scare me though. I just thought that's how it was.

Wasn't a new one this week, so I picked an old post.
When was the last time you....
1. kissed someone? this morning
2. drank coffee? never
3. read a book? last month
4. cursed? a few minutes ago
5. had a nightmare? 2 nights ago. Dreamt that Mini Man was in a wreck.
6. checked your email? an hour ago
7. had a crush? now
8. drove a car? 2 hrs ago
9. rode a rollercoaster? 2 yrs ago
10. took a nap? weeks ago
11. went to the movies? last month
12. drank alcohol? last week
13. went to a party? June
14. said "I love you'? this morning
15. cooked a meal? last night
16. exercised? this morning

Ten on Tuesday
Ten things you love talking about:
1. Music
2. Family
3. Sex
4. Sports
5. The future
6. Exercise
7. Good food
8. Movies
9. TV shows
10. Politics

Take5 Tuesday
Again, an old one since there wasn't a new one this week.
1. 5 things on your “to buy" list, (either things that you want, or need.)
bath towels, drinking glasses, shoes, winter clothes, mascara
2. 5 things you like about winter.
no bugs, snuggle weather, holidays, new episodes on favorite shows, hot chocolate
3. 5 things you don’t like about winter.
bad weather(infrequent here, but still), too cold, school breaks, dark earlier, layering clothes
4. 5 of your favorite snack foods.
cheese crackers, Kashi chewy bars, pretzels, nectarines, chips
5. 5 things on your grocery list.
Diet Coke, eggs, bananas, tortilla chips, salsa

Wednesday Weirdness
1. If you were in a situation where it was either starve to death or resort to cannibalism, would you resort to cannibalism to stay alive or let yourself starve? I like living, so I probably would resort to cannibalism. I'd just keep telling myself it was chicken. :0

2. Do you know all of the words to the National Anthem and The Pledge of Allegiance? Yes to both. I've said/sung them both enough that I better know 'em.

3. Do you consider yourself a leader or a follower? Both. I'm a leader in things I know well. A follower in things I don't.

4. What is your most favorite holiday? Why? I've always loved July 4th because it's celebrated with outside activities and fireworks. I love warm weather holidays! Christmas is becoming a favorite though. It used to be very stressful, but is becoming less so thanks to The Man helping more and more the last few years.

5. In what ways, if any, are you superstitious? I'm not really superstitious, but things have become a habit. Like knocking on wood, not walking under ladders, throwing salt over my shoulder if I spill some, etc. I don't really think bad things will happen if I don't do those things. Like I said, habit.

6. If you had to pick a creature from the Mythical Creatures Guide to be your pet, which would you choose and why?
I was going to say Cockatrice, but it wasn't what I thought. *wink*
I'll say Pegasus. He looks harmless enough.

Thursday Threesome
Not new.
::Just checking in::

Onesome: Just-- the Cell Phone? ...and no land line? How does it pencil out for you: do you need to have both a cell phone and a home phone in your life? How about down the road? Do you see yourself disconnecting from the hard-wired connection?
I give family, friends, schools, and the occasional business contact my cell number. The home land line number is given to those I don't want having my cell number.

Twosome: Checking-- accounts, a thing of the past or something that will be around for a while? I'm wondering how much we're coming around to debit cards and online payments...
I'll be using checks for a while. I use them for charity, school, and some bills that get mailed.

Threesome: In-- the same vein: how about the net itself? If you're on it for basic communications then what happens when your handheld device becomes your email/chat/and voice communication system? Do you bail from the hardwired home links when wifi becomes just a little more ubiquitous? ...and before you answer, check in with any teen you see walking down the street with their head in the Net!
I'm not a tech nut, so having everything on one device matters squat to me.

Friday Fill-in
1. My blueprint for success includes putting the best product out there that I can at a competitive price.
2. A mini Snickers was the last candy I ate.
3. The best facial moisturizer I've ever used is a cheap knock off of Neutragena that I bought at WalMart and which I hardly ever use.
4. Sex can be good therapy.
5. I'd like to tell you about my weight loss journey, but it would probably bore most to tears.
6. Loyalty and strength are is my strongest characteristics.
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to chilling with The Man, tomorrow my plans include work, housecleaning, laundry, doing things with the kids, and shopping and Sunday, I want to go on a date with The Man or take the family to a movie!

Friday 5
What usually marks the middle of your day?
Getting the last of the housework/cleaning done before the kids get home from school.
From whom (or to whom) was your most recent middle-of-the-night phone call?
Movie Girl called a few nights ago wanting some birth control advice. She calls me a lot after I go to bed. She's a night owl and thinks everybody else is too.
On what social, political, economic, or moral issue are you in the middle of the road?
I've got opinions on all things. I'm not a middle of the road kind of girl. I do try to understand both sides to issues though and not push my opinions on others.
How likely are you to give someone your middle finger?
Not very likely. I'm a namecaller. Idiot and asshole are my favorites.
When were you last caught in the middle of a disagreement that really had nothing to do with you?
Movie Girl and Music Girl try to do this to me often. I don't take the bait. They're big girls and can hash shit out on their own.

The Friday Five
1. Could you live without your phone for 1 week for $500? Wouldn't be a problem for me at all. Easy $$.
2. Whom do you talk to on the phone the most? Movie Girl.
3. Whom do you no longer talk to on the phone but wish you still did? Bones. We haven't talked in a while.
4. If you could get ahold of one celebrity phone number, whose digits would you want? Jensen Ackles. Or Rufus Sewell. Or Christian Bale. Or...
5. Do you talk on the phone more or less than you used to? More

Thursday, November 6, 2008


1. Do you still have tonsils?
Let me check. Yep, still there.

2. Would you bungee jump?
I would if I HAD to.

3. If You Could Do Anything In The World For A Living What Would It Be?
Movie critic.

4. How many tattoos do you have?
None yet.

5. Your favorite fictional animal?
Kung Fu Panda

6. One person that never fails to make you laugh?

7. Do you consider yourself well organized?
I'm good with organized chaos.

8. Any Addictions?
Caffeine, sex, purses, losing weight. I guess the last three are more obsessions.

9. From what news source do you receive the bulk of your news?
Local/National newscasts, online news, radio.

10. Would you rather go to a carnival or circus?

11. When you were twelve years old, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Athlete, dancer, nurse...

12. Best Movie You’ve Seen This Year?
The Dark Knight

13. Favourite alcoholic drink
Margarita swirls, vodka and cranberry juice, anything fruity.

14. What is the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
Moan. Stretch. Yawn. Pee.

15. Siblings?

16. What is the best thing about your job?
It's not stressful except for the early morning thing.

17. Have you ever gone to therapy?

18. If you could have one super power what would it be?
Clone myself and get things done faster.

19. Do you own any furniture from Ikea?

20. Have you ever gone camping?
Tent? No. RV? Yes.

21. Gas prices! First thought?
I'm fine with paying $1.92/gallon.

22. Your favorite cartoon character?
Bloo, although he can get annoying. I like Kung Fu Panda too.

23. What was your first car?
The first one that was all mine and paid for by me was a '78 Camaro.

24. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?

25. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
The Cosby Show

26. Do you go to church?

27. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Rufus Sewell on one side of me and Jensen Ackles on the other. They could have me for dinner. *wink*

28. What errand/chore do you despise?
Cleaning trash up that an animal has gotten into. Where we live, this happens occasionally.

29. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
I was actually waiting for it to go off. I think I said, 'finally' or something like that.

30. Last time you puked from drinking?
It's been a LONG time. I don't drink to excess ever.

31. What is your heritage?
Native American(Cherokee), Dutch, Irish, German

32. Favorite flower?
roses, daisies, lilies

33. Disney or Warner Bros?

34. What is your best childhood memory?
Watching sports with Dad, going to the lake with cousins, family get togethers, long bike rides, skateboarding, etc.
I could probably answer this question differently each time it's asked. Had a good childhood for the most part.

35. Your favorite potato chip?
Vickie's Sea Salt chips. I got hooked on them a few months back and then all of a sudden they were pulled from the store I normally shop at.

36. What is your favorite candy?
PayDays when I want something salty. Kitkat when I want something sweet or chocolatey.

37. Do you burn or tan?
I try not to do either. I'm trying to avoid skin cancer.

38. Astrological sign?

39. Do you own a gun?
Why do you want to know that? I might. I might not. Wanna find out?

40. What do you think of hot dogs?
They're a cheap, easy to fix food. But I try not to make a habit of eating/serving them unless in a pinch.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

TMI Tuesday #159

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1. Have you ever had a moving violation? An auto accident? That was your fault?
I've been stopped many times, but never even been given a warning citation. The Man thinks I give 'favors'. Ummm...

I did smack into an old man's truck once that was parked halfway UP my driveway. What dumbass parks there? Oh yeah, him. I was 17 and he felt bad. He paid to fix everything.

2. Have you ever voted? How old were you the first time you voted?
Hell yes I've voted. I was 18 my first time.

3. Are you glad this election cycle is over?
YES! No more calls. No more ads. The signs lining the roads can be taken down.

4. Do you have guilty pleasure? What is it (or are they)?
Of course I do. Margaritas, sex, stupid reality tv like Rock of Love, bullet vibes, etc.

5. What is the most embarrassing thing you have done recently?
Let one of my multiple personalities out at an inopportune time. The Man was not happy.

Bonus: How much impact has the Wall Street and general economic wilt had on you?

Business is off a little. Vendor prices are up, so we cut back here and there. Prices at the stores are up, so I tend to search for bargains more than usual. Other than that, I'm good.